💡💡YOUR FAVORITE GAMBLING SAYING..Drop it here

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We play for Beer In Canada. So, the guy challenges the table and says. "Play for a Beer"?

Ha, one Thanksgiving Day, my Pool Pardner and I for that day didn't pay for one. And later on, we had so many beer on the table, the guys were just giving us the money for one, so we got to eat fro free too. But, don't let that fool ya. One beer in a bar in Canada is $6.50, so you can make out like a bandit if ya want to.

Twas a decent Day.
 
I used to play an old guy who said...."I'll beat ya one handed riding a unicycle on a beach ball. rack'em up!" He died in 1990, but i still use his line. He might have taught me a little about pool too.;)
 
garczar said:
Fat Randy Wallace(Tulsa barbox legend) on why his opponent stood no chance: "His head ain't shaped right". Thought i was gonna throw up i laughed so hard. Randy was,and still is, a walking one-liner machine.
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I went to high school with Randy. Don't know if he was called Fat Randy yet. He always had a big roll of cash in his pocket. Was already knocking them off in Tulsa.

There was this guy, smaller than Randy, always picking on him. Randy took it for weeks. Then one day Randy turned around and busted the guy's lip. Randy actually said that he was sorry, but that he just couldn't take it anymore. The bully went scurrying down the hallway, bloody lip, dumbfounded look on his face.
 
Would you like to gamble? No, I don’t gamble, but if you want to play a set for money I’ll play you.
 
You want a "Spot"? I'll take you to the dog pound and get you a puppy. You can call him anything you like.... :thumbup:
 
Call the ambulance,,,,,

Somebody just died!!!!

Drop that iron!!

You can die on the hill.......

And in the window flew a dove!

Its like a nightmare......... Doc
 
"you've got the heart of a pea"

"I've made games that will go down in the annals of suckerdom"

when you're on the hill and your opponent is buried...."if you've got a move, you better make it now'
 
Cheese, please.

Don't be scared. It will only hurt for a little bit.

It's post time.

And, of course, my favorite: It's like a nightmare, isn't it? :grin:
 
“He couldn’t play a radio.” Unknown

“He plays just right.” Erman Bullard
 
Get out the same way you got in.

My favorite, probably already mentioned by me but....."Belly-up to the table like a man." :D

JoeyA
 
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