Adults Only - Naughtiest Acts Done In The Pool Room

I can't even tell you how many times I got "action" on a pool table when I had my own place. I also got caught in the bathroom having sex with a girl I had beaten in pool at the Brass Rail in Athens one time. She lost the game, but I'm sure she viewed herself as a clear winner that night.
 
Too bad Richie Rich and Jennifer dont post here. At one time they were quite 'active' in the pool room ive ben told.
 
Nostroke said:
Too bad Richie Rich and Jennifer dont post here. At one time they were quite 'active' in the pool room ive ben told.
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someone should get a hold of rich and get some stories, I'm sure he's
Got some good ones
 
Some years ago at a bar that I frequented I coursed an attractive young bartender into a little game of strip pool after the bar closed and this of course lead to other activities much to my approval, not much of a story to this point the story begins the following evening when I show up for the next night of drinking. Being a regular I know the owners and upon my arrival they seem to be somewhat jovial this particular evening and extend an invitation to the office in the back, once there I find out they have quite a security system complete with hidden video monitoring and recorders. They all seemed to enjoy the show. In another case (not so adult but funny now) I was in a race to 3 for $40 match and was up 2 sets my opponent had a 7-8 year old in tow. While playing set 3 the young man decided to run up to the table and do the nanny nanny scene everytime I was shooting, I asked the father what was up with this he replied with a shrug, the guy was a nit and I didn't find the idiot son to be that detrimental to my game so we played on I figured the kid would tire of it if ignored, however he did not. I went up to shoot and he was directly in front of the hole so I jacked up on the cue ball thinking I would give the young man a good look at it and sure enough I cues it perfect and it hit him just above his right eye (halarious at first) it knocked him colder then a wedge, the match had drawn the staff to watch so things were settled before the father and I could get at each other to fight and the attention went to the boy who was driven to the hospital. A black eye and sore head is all he had but I doubt if he'll ever shark another pool game.
 
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jay helfert said:
Sorry if I offended your sensibilities. Two things. These girls were over 18, I'm not stupid. And they came looking for me, not vice versa. I was only in my late 20's then as well. I was the best pool player in town, I owned the biggest pool room in town (and the biggest hang out), and my commercials were on local TV. Maybe that had something to do with them being attracted to me. It sure wasn't my dazzling smile. :wink:
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I hope you don't think I was really offended. By appalled, i meant jealous....lol.

I played you in a tournament at Shooters in Riverside a couple years ago. I 'm sure it was the labor day weekend event....you beat me like a rented mule.
 
TXsouthpaw said:
I did it once and im not doing it again. Those things are rock hard and the felt doesnt help it just scrapes the skin off your knees. For anyone who hasnt done it; dont. save your self the pain. If the tables the only thing around then at least keep your feet and hers on the floor. If you know what i mean. :)


and i couldt shoot pool right for a week afterwards cause evertime i got down on a shot all those images kept coming back to me.
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reverse cowboy position does not peel the skin of any actors of that drama.:thumbup:
 
CharlesUFarley said:
I hope you don't think I was really offended. By appalled, i meant jealous....lol.

I played you in a tournament at Shooters in Riverside a couple years ago. I 'm sure it was the labor day weekend event....you beat me like a rented mule.
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Thanks Charles. I wasn't sure. I did have a decent tourney considering how much I play. I just made the money which is about par for me. I had to beat Fach Garcia to get in, and you know he can play. I fool a few people once in a while. :grin:
 
ribdoner said:
DIAMONDS are REAL hard:grin:


On topic...Per my mgr a biker groupie biatch was taking action that she could propel/shot/throw/spit? whitey the length of the table with her *%)@.

Alledgedly she got the cash:speechless:
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I'm in love
 
ribdoner said:
DIAMONDS are REAL hard:grin:


On topic...Per my mgr a biker groupie biatch was taking action that she could propel/shot/throw/spit? whitey the length of the table with her *%)@.

Alledgedly she got the cash:speechless:
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Talk about loose pockets!!!
 

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I see that i'm not the only guy that graduated from Bring'em Young University. I think Jay finished with honors
 
Cannonball55 said:
I see that i'm not the only guy that graduated from Bring'em Young University. I think Jay finished with honors
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And I ain't done yet! :p
 
one night... Minnesota blizzard... -10 to -20 outside.... snowed in at the bar


2 guys... 2 girls...

boys vs girls..

the bet.. loser must do naked snow angels....

they lost and had nipples that could cut diamonds when they "paid up"

and then we had to help warm them up :thumbup:

one of my best pool nights ever...
 
Most Pleasurable Shark

An excerpt from my book, The GosPool:

"George Walker was a southern boy who owned a big-time action bar, The Stardust Lounge on North Avenue in Chicago in the 60s. Winning in George's bar was no mean feat. George would do anything he could to beat you when you played there. Besides shark you, he doctored up the chalk by soaking it in chemicals and baking it in an oven. He put pins under the cloth near a pocket to divert a softly hit ball. He would tushhog you and jar you if you drank anything, and he would move the table if you went to the bathroom.
But my favorite shark involved his wife Chris. George's country-girl wife was one of the sexiest creatures alive. She wore mini-skirts when there was no such thing. She would sit in a chair watching the game in her mini, sans panties. If you had a tough shot and were facing her, at the moment you were delivering the stroke, her legs would open and she would flash you. It may have bothered some players, but I actually played position to get hit with the flash."

the Beard
 
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