April "Caption This" photo

[sjm]

Caption for the referee: "This isn't football (soccer). They issue yellow and red cards for misconduct. In pool, we issue green cards. Two of them and you're out!"

 

[dirtvictim]

Girl Scout cookies again? I'll take thin mints.

 

[David in FL]

Pull my finger…

 

[9ball5032]

"There was a mistake in the draw.......you'll be playing Joshua Filler next."

 

[Chicagoplayer]

Give us your best caption for this month's photo, for a chance to be featured in the upcoming April issue of the Billiards Buzz digital magazine.

Thanks to the EPBF for this month's photo.

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Who ordered the large cheese & pepperoni?

 

[heltok]

Referee: "...and here I got a get-out-of-jail-free card for missing with ball in hand."

 

[buddabrown]

I am not playing Earl !!

 

[tim913]

I’m sorry sir, even though your run of 715 has been confirmed we have a problem with your vax card

 

[LWW]

You have the right to remain silent. Do you understand these rights?

I had an officer tell me once that I had the right to remain silent … sadly, I lacked the ability.

 

[alstl]

Raise you had if you'd rather be in America.

 

[MmmSharp]

Ain't nobody got time for that!

 

[rexus31]

Who ordered the Orange Julius?

 

[book collector]

Give us your best caption for this month's photo, for a chance to be featured in the upcoming April issue of the Billiards Buzz digital magazine.

Thanks to the EPBF for this month's photo.

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How do you hold your hands to play the banjo?

 

[SeamusNH]

"Check please"

 

[SmoothStroke]

Your wife said, don't forget milk, toothpaste, and a case of the seltzer water I like.

 

[sunburn]

Give us your best caption for this month's photo, for a chance to be featured in the upcoming April issue of the Billiards Buzz digital magazine.

Thanks to the EPBF for this month's photo.

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I'm supposed to be wearing a kelly green mock neck athletic material polo like yours with ass-grabbing chinos? Ok, I'll take the one ball penalty.

 

[Fatboy]

Neil’s is saying “look man, I ain’t playing on that shit Chinese table again-not even one more time”

 

[JazzyJeff87]

“Green is not 20 times brighter than blue, that’s a myth.”

“Uh-uh, General Tso was *not* a real military commander.”