April Fools Pranks

DeadPoked said:
Not surprising coming from a man who loves cats. They are not to be trusted. Rep coming to you to offset the stupidity of that bad rep.

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Thanks man, BTW do you remember "the crash dummies" remember their pet cat " Hubcat"


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Bad rep to everyone who responded to this thread!

I already sent some to Bigskyjake, Klopek, Deadpoked, Gerry, Blackjack, and a few more. The rest is coming!
 
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pwd72s said:
Do that to me??? With one of my cats? And if I Knew you did it? The joke would be on YOU!...a 7mm bullet headed your way from 200 yards or so...might take enough years to pull off for the cops not to consider me a supect...but it would probably happen! My deer/elk rifle groups under 3" at 200 yards...

So, where is it you live???

(Just kidding...sorta)

LOL @ 200 Yards. Jake lives in Montana. He can see you coming from a 1000 yards out and last I checked those Montana guys are not the most stable fvckers in the world and they use 7mm for rodent control. Were you to try and defend Fluffys memory you just might find yourself on the wrong end of a Barrett .50 or Mini-Gun or whatever those Montana nut jobs use for "Self Defense".

One more thing....if you are proud of a 3" group at 200 yards from a relaxed position on a range, you really need to get out more. Fluffy's memory really would require more of a commitment on your part.

Some of us look at Jake kind of like a kitten. So if you did to him what he was joking about doing to a mythical neighbor we could do to you what you threatened to do to him. :D

There now we all look stupid.

Happy April.

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If a coworker leaves their desk and forgets to lock their CPU then you have a golden chance to do some real damage...

Go into the sounds menu...startup sounds... change the file to something... something more colorful.. say a sound bite of a rather aggressive PORN scene..

Then turn off the cpu...

Once the mark comes back to his desk , he will turnback on his CPU... and that lovely windows start tone (Da Da Da Dun) will be replaced with whatever sound file you loaded....

It cant be stopped... nothing short of pulling the plug or yanking the battery out of laptop will kill it ..

PS make sure to turn the volume settings to their highest level....
 
A good one for the ladies is to get a pregnancy test and a blue pen and give your boyfriend/husband some serious anxiety haha :D

Hey deadpoked were you an X1? Who did you work for making over 100k when you got out?
 
JCIN said:
LOL @ 200 Yards. Jake lives in Montana. He can see you coming from a 1000 yards out and last I checked those Montana guys are not the most stable fvckers in the world and they use 7mm for rodent control. Were you to try and defend Fluffys memory you just might find yourself on the wrong end of a Barrett .50 or Mini-Gun or whatever those Montana nut jobs use for "Self Defense".

One more thing....if you are proud of a 3" group at 200 yards from a relaxed position on a range, you really need to get out more. Fluffy's memory really would require more of a commitment on your part.

Some of us look at Jake kind of like a kitten. So if you did to him what he was joking about doing to a mythical neighbor we could do to you what you threatened to do to him. :D

There now we all look stupid.

Happy April.

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Wait..... that doesn't count when I masturbate..... does it :D

Jake (wouldn't wish THAT much pain on cats )
 
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Hunter said:
If friends or co-workers have a fairly new computer, when they're not looking hit Control + Alt + Down arrow simultaneously and their screen, cursor, etc. all turns upside down. Everything works upside down and backwards and it freaks people out. To undo, just hit Control + Alt + Up arrow...

Enjoy!
I love it.
 
Set all of your clocks one hour ahead or behind.

Tell your boss that if he don't give you a raise you will quit. It you get it great otherwise just say April Fools.


Tell your female companion that you will not c-- in her m----.
 
Hierovision said:
A good one for the ladies is to get a pregnancy test and a blue pen and give your boyfriend/husband some serious anxiety haha :D

Hey deadpoked were you an X1? Who did you work for making over 100k when you got out?


I worked for Fluor-Daniels on a project down in Texas City, TX. They were revamping the BP site that exploded back in 2005 which killed 15 people. I was responsible for bring 5 of their buildings online with multiple networks and coordinating anything remotely related IT related. Also, I was the only onsite IT support for the length of the project. I was as busy as a 1 legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Heirovision I assume you are talking about 3C0X1? If so, yes that was my AFSC. Were you as well?
 
Ed Simmons said:
Any jerk who causes my computer to need to be re-booted gets red rep. Happy April fools, idiot!
Wanker, jerk, idiot? Then you gave me bad rep? Little testy for someone who was obviously looking at an April Fool's Day Prank thread, isn't it, Ed?

Answer me one question... if I was dumb enough to fall for a "wanker's prank", where would that put me in the food chain? Somewhere between a dolt and a gunsel?

Steve "The Jerk" Feld
Busy with a coloring book somewhere in
Idiotville, USA :D
 
Not only did you give an example of a very harmless prank, you indicated that people should do it to co-workers... not themselves. Then in the same post, you said exactly how to UNDO the prank.

Anyone that reads your post, follows your instructions on their own computer, needs to REBOOT to fix it (despite your instructions), and then gets angry with you for it should shun all electronic communication mediums. That's pure idiocy right there.
 
Maybe 8 years ago, I asked a buddy to call a coworker on April 1st and tell her the he worked for Playboy and they were doing a pictorial of women in construction and if she would be interested in coming in for a photo shoot.

Problem: He made it way too believable. His girlfriend at the time worked for Playboy so he actually used the name of one of the photographers who he found out was on vacation, and left that number with her to call back if she was interested. Way more effort than I was aware of. She told my friend she would think about it, but didn't give a final answer.

About two hours later I came into her office and mentioned that I had heard that Playboy was looking for construction women (she was a bookeeper). She kind of looked at me for a second and said "oh" and went right back to work. I was wondering if my buddy had called yet, so I went back to my office to call him and make sure. He went into all the details and I just went to myself "Oh no! She totally taking this seriously!" I went back into her office and asked her how her conversation with the Playboy photographer went, and she looked at me like she didn't know what I was talking about. I aksed her if she knew what date it was. Still nothing. Finally I just said it was a prank and that the guy that was talking to her was a friend of mine and that he got a little carried away with it. She just sat there in disbelief and mumbled that the phone number checked out. I said I was sorry and that I didn't think the guy would make a project out of it.

She pretty much never talked to me again.
 
Hierovision said:
Not only did you give an example of a very harmless prank, you indicated that people should do it to co-workers... not themselves. Then in the same post, you said exactly how to UNDO the prank.

Anyone that reads your post, follows your instructions on their own computer, needs to REBOOT to fix it (despite your instructions), and then gets angry with you for it should shun all electronic communication mediums. That's pure idiocy right there.


AKA: Get the foot pedal off the floor, close the cup holder and go find something else to do...:rolleyes:
 
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