At the strip club last night...

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So me and my friend were looking to play pool somewhere last night. We drove around for about 30 minutes trying to find a bar that had some pool tables (we didn't feel like going to the pool hall this time) but didn't find any. We drove past a Gentleman's Club that had a 'sports bar' (really a bar with coin op table) next door. So we decide that this is probably our best bet and go inside. Me and my friend Justin play pool for about 35 minutes and then we finally wander in to the separate room to watch the dancers. If you were in just the right spot though, you could play pool and watch the dancers!

We go back and forth between the dance stage and the sports bar for about an hour. We were sitting and watching the dancers when one of them came up to us. She says, "You know you guys have been playing pool a lot instead of coming over and watching the dancers." My friend says, "Well you know if you get in just the right spot, you can play pool and watch the dancers." She doesn't take this very well and says, "Well did you guys come here to play pool or see some strippers" and I say "A little of both". At this point, I can tell she is getting annoyed but she keeps sitting there. She then says, "You're more interested in pool than you are girls." I laugh at this because I know its true. She finally gives up and goes to her next potential customer. Haha, I thought you guys would enjoy that. Anyone else have any similar stories?
 
Hoot! A league player I know in Portland told me that their "home" bar is a nudie dancer bar. He smiled, said that his team wins most of their "home" matches. Sharking at it's best? :D
 
i give them all my singles. i can't play pool in a strip club. i have my priorities.
 
I had one like that happen years ago a friend with of mine .
We were in a strip club shooting pool and a dancer That was not pretty by no means walks up to him and says Hi honey would you buy me a drink?
He looks her up and down ands says SShhiitt girl you should buy me a drink !!
Needless to say we were ask to leave .
Makes me laugh everytime I think of it ...
Bill
 
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mszelis said:
She then says, "You're more interested in pool than you are girls." I laugh at this because I know its true.
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You need to realign a few priorities, son....
 
I found out about a man that frequents strip clubs around the Atl that has pool tables he'd gamble big and was good for 3 or 4000.00.Just about any day of the week.The manager of the club took the pool tables out because he was looseing his money to the pool player's instead of spending it on the girls.
 
1pRoscoe said:
You need to realign a few priorities, son....
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Well when it comes to either playing pool, or watching some trashy, less than average strippers dance on a stage, I'd rather play pool. If they were attractive, it would have been another story.
 
I met a stripper one night in the Great Alaskan Bush Company and a few weeks later she was my doubles partner:D
 

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I used to know a dancer that had one of the finest figures I have ever seen and could play break and run pool on the seven footers in the place she worked. I did pretty fair on those tables myself but I doubt anyone had her winning average. She sharked any straight male every time she took a shot.

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mszelis said:
So me and my friend were looking to play pool somewhere last night. We drove around for about 30 minutes trying to find a bar that had some pool tables (we didn't feel like going to the pool hall this time) but didn't find any. We drove past a Gentleman's Club that had a 'sports bar' (really a bar with coin op table) next door. So we decide that this is probably our best bet and go inside. Me and my friend Justin play pool for about 35 minutes and then we finally wander in to the separate room to watch the dancers. If you were in just the right spot though, you could play pool and watch the dancers!

We go back and forth between the dance stage and the sports bar for about an hour. We were sitting and watching the dancers when one of them came up to us. She says, "You know you guys have been playing pool a lot instead of coming over and watching the dancers." My friend says, "Well you know if you get in just the right spot, you can play pool and watch the dancers." She doesn't take this very well and says, "Well did you guys come here to play pool or see some strippers" and I say "A little of both". At this point, I can tell she is getting annoyed but she keeps sitting there. She then says, "You're more interested in pool than you are girls." I laugh at this because I know its true. She finally gives up and goes to her next potential customer. Haha, I thought you guys would enjoy that. Anyone else have any similar stories?
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What you should have said was, "Heck yeah we like pool better than girls." That would have pissed her off tho, but see, does you pool table ever get pissed off at you for saying the wrong thing, I think not!:D :) :p ;)
 
In college I would scuffle playing cheap at a little strip joint. I would open up with "play for a beer" and then I would take the $2 when I won the game. I would occasionally tip a girl but not alot and the pool table did not have a view of the stage. I was really there trying to grind out a few dollars for spending money at school.

After being somewhat of a regular for a couple of years an incident occurred where a new girl asked if I was tipping and I said "No I was here for the pool". She then threw a fit about what was she there for then. This had never happened before with any other girl. I wound up being asked to leave that night. It was 6 months before I went back in that joint.
 
mszelis said:
So me and my friend were looking to play pool somewhere last night. We drove around for about 30 minutes trying to find a bar that had some pool tables (we didn't feel like going to the pool hall this time) but didn't find any. We drove past a Gentleman's Club that had a 'sports bar' (really a bar with coin op table) next door. So we decide that this is probably our best bet and go inside. Me and my friend Justin play pool for about 35 minutes and then we finally wander in to the separate room to watch the dancers. If you were in just the right spot though, you could play pool and watch the dancers!

We go back and forth between the dance stage and the sports bar for about an hour. We were sitting and watching the dancers when one of them came up to us. She says, "You know you guys have been playing pool a lot instead of coming over and watching the dancers." My friend says, "Well you know if you get in just the right spot, you can play pool and watch the dancers." She doesn't take this very well and says, "Well did you guys come here to play pool or see some strippers" and I say "A little of both". At this point, I can tell she is getting annoyed but she keeps sitting there. She then says, "You're more interested in pool than you are girls." I laugh at this because I know its true. She finally gives up and goes to her next potential customer. Haha, I thought you guys would enjoy that. Anyone else have any similar stories?
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can it possibly get any better???
boobs, beer & pool!!!!
now, where is this place??? ;)
 
pwd72s said:
Hoot! A league player I know in Portland told me that their "home" bar is a nudie dancer bar. He smiled, said that his team wins most of their "home" matches. Sharking at it's best? :D
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Must play out od "Jodies" strip club. They have 4 tables right next to the dancers and have tourneys on Wednesday nights. I've only been there a couple times, nice scenery and easy tourneys. Good combo.
 
breakup said:
I met a stripper one night in the Great Alaskan Bush Company and a few weeks later she was my doubles partner:D
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Lets just hope this wasn't the reason she was employed! :eek: :o
 
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