best pool one liners

[Stones]

"That break reminded me of my ex wife. A big crack and no action!"


Stones

 

[Da breo]

" this guy couldn't rack a carton on eggs"
Earl Strickland at this week Monday night tourney at Steinway.

 

[mista335]

...and isn't it usually the case that we find the pink next to the green?:grin:

Not at all.

 

[Black-Balled]

I keeps money.

 

[cardit]

Early 1960s when pool cost ten cents a rack this one guy would saunter up to you and ask, "Hey man, would you loan me a dime so's I don't have to break my quarter?"

 

[SouthernDraw]

If you hit it hard enough, it has to go in somewhere.

Respect, Courage, and Commitment!

 

[Cuebuddy]

Some of these come from Billy or Danny.



After a player missed their shot by a diamond "Oh... tight pockets"

"It takes a lot of work to make things look easy."

"He loves getting them almost in."

"I practice missing that shot."

After a player scratches > "Oh it looks like Kojak is going to visit the subway"

 

[vasilios]

Come from behind to win the set --- Did you feel the breeze!


bill

 

[Nick B]

This one is mine. Works well when you somehow make the worst shot work out. "That was so bad...it was good".

Nick

 

[Catahula]

Watching my opponent...

pull his stroke..."My 1st marriage had more commitment than that stroke".

 

[Dognit]

Greg Stevens playing a set against a champion. He breaks and runs the set. Champion asks for weight, and says Greg plays better. Greg replies "How would I know, I aint seen you play yet!. Im not giving you weight."

 

[The Hulk]

I put it in the hole

Not sure if it's a one liner or a aiming system or both? But some of my all time favorite one liners comes from AZ's own chuck fields. Hey chuck how did you make that shot? I put it in the hole!! If your not putting it in the hole your not doing it right!!! Lol. This video never gets old:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_q4jEPmHFa8

It's so easy I can do it with on f****** eye

 

[bullshot]

i forgot who said it but his opponent hit a shot that made the cue ball slowly scratch and while it was inching towards the pocket he says "quick! start talking to it!

 

[Fuji-whopper]

~I break like Dolly Parton, all bust and no balls!!

~How are Mexicans like cueballs? The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them!!

~He plays good enough to go broke.

~There are 3 H's in pool, hit hard and hope.

~"I like that game so much we'll play loser DIES!!" by Louis Ulrich

~(Earl Strickland says this to Richard Broumpton when talking about players with good 8-ball breaks) "You couldn't break an egg!!"

 

[Toncam]

I lived in Port of Spain, Trinidad for about 3 months in the late 1970s while installing some telecom equipment. I sent a postcard home to my wife and wrote (accidentally), " I`m having a great time. Wish you were her."

Needless to say, she didn`t appreciate myhumor.......:thumbup: :thumbup:

Will Prout

Will have to show this to my wife, shes from Port Of Spain, plays pool also but drives me nuts and its a short drive also.

 

[Diamond69]

Just because it was a GOOD shot, doesn't mean it was the RIGHT shot.

 

[benturner]

"Hey King Kong, You wanna play Godzilla? SVB!

 

[bbb]

I knew I had to give up taking speed when I jumped the table on the lag.

:rotflmao1:

 

[sonny_burnett]

Told my player "I'm not staking you to sit in the chair"

He fired back "I can't jump up and block the shots!"

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[jwe711]

He's mad at his money -- Billy Wier

He dogged the flip -- Billy Wier