Best pool-related quotes/one-liners

Roy Steffensen

Roy Steffensen

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Inspired by Jay's thread about charismatic players.

What's the best lines/quotes you've ever heard in pool, for example as part of the woofing, when playing or a good one-liner used as explanation for a win/loss etc.

Please feel free to share a story that goes with your story
 
Pool one-liners

Roy Steffensen said:
Inspired by Jay's thread about charismatic players.

What's the best lines/quotes you've ever heard in pool, for example as part of the woofing, when playing or a good one-liner used as explanation for a win/loss etc.

Please feel free to share a story that goes with your story
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Money on the wood makes the betting good! (in other words, Post-up)


David Harcrow
 
when u walk in a bar and see someone playing with their own cue.
my friends and i say "do u smell what i smell...money!"
 
Someone tries to slow roll a ball and it doesn't make it to the pocket "hit it with your purse next time, Sally." Or you could say "your garter is showing"
MULLY
 
While this isn't about pool I did hear this while playing an old drunk the other week and thought it was funny enough to share. I was telling him that I was still engaged when he asked if I had gotten married yet. He looked at me and said, "Being married is like quitting drinking......you gotta really wanna do it to make it work."

There was just something very funny and very true about that one.
 
When a player slopped in a 9-ball and said he was sorry to his opponent the loser replied, " Your sorry on the outside but your laughing on the inside."
 
The best one liner of all time came from Jonathon Pinegar. It was the Derby at the executive about 4 years ago and he was playing a bank match against Al Lapena.

I was playing Jose Parica on the table right next to them. Hennessee was not playing well and whining a TON. Al seemed to be making everything he shot.

Well in the last game Pinegar is getting more vocal. Al shoots a ball and misses and picks up the chalk right in front of Hennesse before Jon grabs it. Al turns around chalking his tip and walks away back toward the table.

Of course Jonathon just stares at him and finally says as loud as you can imagine "You ain't gonna mis cue while I'm shooting Bud"

Of course everyone lost it:thumbup:

Pinegar lost and I beat Parica:thumbup:
 
When someone craps in a ball I'll say "Hey, I think you have some toilet paper on your shoe." Sometimes they'll even glance, lol.
 
"You can watch the monkey dance all day for free....but if you want to watch the monkey f*#k...you have to pay!"

"You couldn't beat your meat...let alone beat me!"

Glen...when I use to play all the time:D
 
I played in a tournament years ago and my opponent misses an easy combo. His response "I couldn't make a combo even if I worked at Pizza Hut!" :D
 
"I like that game so much, I'll play loser DIES"

I was told it was a quote from Louis Ulrich, Ive used it before describing certain games Ive somehow talked my way into.
 
Years ago at Beautiful Billiards in Long Beach, my ex-husband ran several racks ( he says 13, but I am not sure) on a guy he had never played before. Of course the guy asked for a little weight. Dicky told him " I can't spot you! I have never seen you play".
 
Maggiemay said:
Years ago at Beautiful Billiards in Long Beach, my ex-husband ran several racks ( he says 13, but I am not sure) on a guy he had never played before. Of course the guy asked for a little weight. Dicky told him " I can't spot you! I have never seen you play".
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Well, I think your hubby lied...:sorry::wink:
That line been around since before the dead sea was even sick.
:D
 
Black-Balled said:
Well, I think your hubby lied...:sorry::wink:
That line been around since before the dead sea was even sick.
:D
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Just because he wasn't the first to say it doesn't mean he didn't. It was over 35 years ago. He may have overstated the racks run but I am sure not by much. Anyone that know him knows that he would beat everyone in the poolroom and still come home without any money.
 
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