Billiard balls for home defense???

"I'm like Nolan f*ckin' Ryan with these things!"

Bucktooth - Playing off the Rail
 
Cool story. Thanks for sharing. I wish she had used the cross-bow though. Right in a lung and help arrived in about 30 min. Johnnyt
 
I can't believe a single mom of 2, home alone, would decide that climbing a tree with a helmet full of pool balls would be the appropriate way to deal with it.

What did she think was going to happen if the guys she struck decided to break the door or walk around to where she couldn't hit them...or saw where her cute rump was hiding?
 
It would have been funnier if the burglars shot her stupid azz.


Eric >billiard balls? Really...
 
yep tell you what I was pretty good pitcher in HS, if thats all i had....and you had your gun and your back turned....your not going to get back up when I smoke you with a pool ball...in the back, the chest, the head eithr of those places and your done for the day. Tho I would have known exactly where my crossbow is lol. Brave woman that, Ollie.

Strike Three...your out!
Grey Ghost
 
greyghost said:
yep tell you what I was pretty good pitcher in HS, if thats all i had....and you had your gun and your back turned....your not going to get back up when I smoke you with a pool ball...in the back, the chest, the head eithr of those places and your done for the day.
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Lol, same here. I had a canon of an arm in high school/college. If I were to ever summon the ghosts of my baseball past and hurl a billiard ball at maximum speed right at a burglar's head from 5 feet away or less, there's a pretty darn good chance it would kill them...or at least cause some severe brain damage. It's a good thing my pool table is on the second floor.
 
At last a REAL WOMAN they don't make many like that anymore!!! That is definitely the marring kind!!!
 
a single woman leaves her house full of kids and climbs a tree while clutching onto a helmet full of heavy balls by the chin strap with her teeth? And proceeds to nails these guys with tosses with such ferocity they scamper for their lives?

If I were in a tree tossing balls, I speculate I'd lose more than half my top speed and tons of accuracy. My throwing motion, position and balance would all be compromised.

Sounds like a tall tale to me, but a funny one nonetheless.

KK9 <- Calling BS! & was a pitcher too and does NOT throw like a girl
 
Wouldn't want to catch an eight ball in the teeth. I think she watched Home Alone with the kids too many times.
 
I can see it now... next year for the BCA.... right next to the speed break booth... a pool ball speed pitch booth...

Throwing from a tree optional.... IMO

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she gave him the 8 :lol:

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that took a lot of balls.....

after watching the video...

she looks like "less" than a keeper

one night stand on a meth binge maybe LOL

but definitely not a keeper LOL

what if those were your brand new centennials???

gotta keep things in perspective:grin-square:
 
I remember seeing an interview with a big league pitcher. He said he didn't keep a gun in his house, but he did have buckets of baseballs stashed in strategic locations. Hit in a vital spot with a 90+ MPH fastball? Yeah, that would really hurt!
 
Chi2dxa said:
they don't make many like that anymore!!! !!
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You obviously haven't met some of our home grown southern girls. Some of 'em will spot you 3 on the wire and then cut your heart out!

Don't mess with southern women!!!!!!!

Steve
 
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