Billion Dollar Pool Tour Coming Soon

Outstanding!

Folks, absolutely outstanding chit in this thread and I'll take anything anybody wants to send, I plan to use it all for collarteral for my other, um, unspecificed interprises while keeeping it safe for this tour of course! Y'all can trust me, the detectives should noot that I have purchased the late grate Jr. Sample's phone number that he used at the finest ussed car lot in the worl.

Hu
 
$1,000,000.00 Donation

ShootingArts said:
Billion Dollar Pool Tour!

Folks you read that right, Billion with a capital ?B?! I am formerlly announcing the start of a new billion dollar pool tour. Gualifiers to start in early 2008 and point paying events soon afterwads. With a huge point fund and points awarded to 3/4 of the field, this will be the most fantasitic tour ever.

Sign up for menbership now, during this early bird special time anyone who sends in there $10,000 yearly menbership qualifies to play although as the tour cap of 1024 members is reached gualificatons to become a tour menber will tighten and a mentership surcharge may apply.

A few details;
Tour Name: HBF (sorry but the full name must remain secret at this time)
Princibles: None to be disclosed at this time.
Menbership: $10,000 a year, lowdown payment availible, sleazy terms.
Entry Fees: $1000, $5000 for major events.
Funding: Guaranteed! It will be in escrow before the first cash event.
Details of point structure: To be determined at a later date
Points needed to enter the Billion Dollar Event: To be determined at a later date.
Schedule for the Billion Dollar Event: This event will be scheduled as soon as 64 players accumulate enough points to qualify.

I will be accepting membership fees as soon as I get my offshore account set up so contack me now by PM or call BR549.

FLASH: First ten paid menbers get a 2% discount and a free suurprize!
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You have a fantastic idea here and I wish to be a part of your philanthropic efforts so I am enclosing a check for $1,000,000.00 from a fellow billiard enthusiasts account at the Bank of Nigeria. Time is of the essence. My friend from Nigeria is with the government there but is dying of cancer. His love of billiards and my friendship with him is all that is sustaining him. This is a window of opportunity that pool will never see again. As soon as you receive the check, you can verify it's authenticity and wire me the 2% discount. My Nigerian friend is involved with the Oil Industry in Nigeria and while he is dying, wishes to make the $1,000,000.00 a donation to all of the pool players from North America who have done so much for this great sport. After all, it was America who has made this such a popular sport the world over and so he wishes to give back to the people who have made the greatest contributions. You may see fit to "stake" 100 pool players of your choice in this tournament. It is imperative however that you remit the $20,000.00 (2% discount) at once as his health is failing. At the time of his death, the check will no longer be valid according to the account held at the Bank of Nigeria. You may fax me a copy of the check made payable to me for verification that it will be mailed soon. The $1,000,000.00 CASHIER'S CHECK will be authenticated and made payable to you personally as soon as I receive only a faxed copy of the check for $20,000.00. My Nigerian friend is only hoping to protect me from the dark forces which sometimes operate in our part of the world. Knowing your integrity and appreciation of pool, I am certain that you will mail the check to me in good time. All that you have to do at this time is to fax me a copy of the check so that I know you received my Nigerian friend's check for $1,000,000.00 and he will notify the Bank of Nigeria to release instantaneous payment of the check.

Your friend in pool.

OH, AND PLEASE HURRY, MY NIGERIAN FRIEND'S HEALTH IS WANING AS I WRITE!

JoeyA
 
our_auctionguy said:
This has got to be legitimate because there is no piss test required.
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I have been studying day and night for two weeks and now you tell me there is no test??
 
Mr. Hu,

I would really like to accommodate you in this venture. I feel I have a Natural Way about seeing that we will, (scratch that), you will make the most out of your venture.

I have methods that can be used to ensure success. We can even do some infomercials for this on QVC during their off air time.

If interested, please reply to this post and I will PM you my full address and contact information.

Sincerely,
KaTie
 
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I'll sue anybody who's even remotely connected with this tour!!@#$%
I have a patent for this type of tour grandeur scheme and if you want to
push through with it, you have to pay me royalties accordingly. Nobody
gets a free ride here, everybody has to cough up. You, the threadstarter
can start the ball rolling by sending me your CC # and I'll assess the
damage and take it out of your CC. Contact my assistant Dumbo if you
need assistance or for further information.

Respectfully,

"KT"
 
I am sure that Greg from Diamond is sitting by the phone waiting for your order of 360 pool tables, lights, balls & championship cloth.

And I hope an announcement like this doesn't sour the NACPBA from continuing with their minor plans of a $22 million dollar tour. With having to compete with you, I don't see how the NACPBA can be a success.
 
Fortonately for doos guysies

watchez said:
I am sure that Greg from Diamond is sitting by the phone waiting for your order of 360 pool tables, lights, balls & championship cloth.

And I hope an announcement like this doesn't sour the NACPBA from continuing with their minor plans of a $22 million dollar tour. With having to compete with you, I don't see how the NACPBA can be a success.
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Fortonately for the pikers like the NACPBA and IPT I will only be holding a billion dollar evant once every dicade or so. Of course if you want to have enough points to gualify you wills have to play most or all of my point events. Might be some bonus points involved too for folks making spesial donatians.

I do want to thank the communeity for there wunerful outpooring of suport. I am confidente that my Billlllion Dollar Tour now has a more solit financal underpining than eny of the million dolar tours. I am gratefully touched and deeeply deeply humbled. A little exxoned too but that is anudder mattter.

Hu
 
I'm not sure but I think the Australian Oyster owns the name "Billion Dollar Tour." He won't release it unless Landon works it off for him.
 
I'm very hopeful that this tour will succeed, and I really don't understand all the naysayers.
 
always a few

PoolBum said:
I'm very hopeful that this tour will succeed, and I really don't understand all the naysayers.
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Always a few, grate to see that most are behind me, way behind me in manny caces!

Hu
 
ShootingArts said:
Always a few, grate to see that most are behind me, way behind me in manny caces!

Hu
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I happen to know Manny and I think he would be a grate choice for manger of publicitee.
 
I was all in until I read in article 93 of The Conditions that
No cue sticks with actual inlay are permitted; only decal style decorations are exceptable, unless expressly approved by The Review Board.
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They have a link for a list of approved inlay designs, but the only design listed so far is for "Budweiser cues".

Is it true that players will be issued uniforms? In the picture in the sidebar you show what looks worse than the usual Catholic school gear. Then I got to thinking, I've always liked that schoolgirl look; will the women be required to where uniforms too?
May I suggest something like this?

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The whole Billion dollar thing sounds great, though!
 
I'm in. After I win the first event in a wire to wire white wash of all my oppenents I will announce the release of a new drug I have developed that cures cancer, AIDS and erectile disfunction.

Regards,
KT
 
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