Billion Dollar Pool Tour Coming Soon

ShootingArts

Smorg is giving St Peter the 7!
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Billion Dollar Pool Tour!

Folks you read that right, Billion with a capital ?B?! I am formerlly announcing the start of a new billion dollar pool tour. Gualifiers to start in early 2008 and point paying events soon afterwads. With a huge point fund and points awarded to 3/4 of the field, this will be the most fantasitic tour ever.

Sign up for menbership now, during this early bird special time anyone who sends in there $10,000 yearly menbership qualifies to play although as the tour cap of 1024 members is reached gualificatons to become a tour menber will tighten and a mentership surcharge may apply.

A few details;
Tour Name: HBF (sorry but the full name must remain secret at this time)
Princibles: None to be disclosed at this time.
Menbership: $10,000 a year, lowdown payment availible, sleazy terms.
Entry Fees: $1000, $5000 for major events.
Funding: Guaranteed! It will be in escrow before the first cash event.
Details of point structure: To be determined at a later date
Points needed to enter the Billion Dollar Event: To be determined at a later date.
Schedule for the Billion Dollar Event: This event will be scheduled as soon as 64 players accumulate enough points to qualify.

I will be accepting membership fees as soon as I get my offshore account set up so contack me now by PM or call BR549.

FLASH: First ten paid menbers get a 2% discount and a free suurprize!
 
Sounds Great

Chexs in the mail! :D What's my prize?

ShootingArts said:
Billion Dollar Pool Tour!

Folks you read that right, Billion with a capital ?B?! I am formerlly announcing the start of a new billion dollar pool tour. Gualifiers to start in early 2008 and point paying events soon afterwads. With a huge point fund and points awarded to 3/4 of the field, this will be the most fantasitic tour ever.

Sign up for menbership now, during this early bird special time anyone who sends in there $10,000 yearly menbership qualifies to play although as the tour cap of 1024 members is reached gualificatons to become a tour menber will tighten and a mentership surcharge may apply.

A few details;
Tour Name: HBF (sorry but the full name must remain secret at this time)
Princibles: None to be disclosed at this time.
Menbership: $10,000 a year, lowdown payment availible, sleazy terms.
Entry Fees: $1000, $5000 for major events.
Funding: Guaranteed! It will be in escrow before the first cash event.
Details of point structure: To be determined at a later date
Points needed to enter the Billion Dollar Event: To be determined at a later date.
Schedule for the Billion Dollar Event: This event will be scheduled as soon as 64 players accumulate enough points to qualify.

I will be accepting membership fees as soon as I get my offshore account set up so contack me now by PM or call BR549.

FLASH: First ten paid menbers get a 2% discount and a free suurprize!
 
If you can afford a billion dollar tour, please hire a proof-reader. Your formal announcement had a lot of typos and that undermines your credibility. I was ready to quit my job & go to work for you until I saw:

formerlly
Gualifiers
afterwads
fantasitic
menbership (several times!)
gualificatons
menber
mentership
Princibles
availible
contack
suurprize
 
I'm sending you a bank check for $15,000.00. (It's all I have) So if you will kindly wire me back the $5,000.00 change I will be glad to become a member. And don't worry that the check is drawn on a Nigerian Bank. It's good, I swear.
 
ShootingArts said:
Billion Dollar Pool Tour!

Folks you read that right, Billion with a capital ?B?! I am formerlly announcing the start of a new billion dollar pool tour. Gualifiers to start in early 2008 and point paying events soon afterwads. With a huge point fund and points awarded to 3/4 of the field, this will be the most fantasitic tour ever.

Sign up for menbership now, during this early bird special time anyone who sends in there $10,000 yearly menbership qualifies to play although as the tour cap of 1024 members is reached gualificatons to become a tour menber will tighten and a mentership surcharge may apply.

A few details;
Tour Name: HBF (sorry but the full name must remain secret at this time)
Princibles: None to be disclosed at this time.
Menbership: $10,000 a year, lowdown payment availible, sleazy terms.
Entry Fees: $1000, $5000 for major events.
Funding: Guaranteed! It will be in escrow before the first cash event.
Details of point structure: To be determined at a later date
Points needed to enter the Billion Dollar Event: To be determined at a later date.
Schedule for the Billion Dollar Event: This event will be scheduled as soon as 64 players accumulate enough points to qualify.

I will be accepting membership fees as soon as I get my offshore account set up so contack me now by PM or call BR549.

FLASH: First ten paid menbers get a 2% discount and a free suurprize!

Is this Kevin???...thought you were in jail :D
 
After doing some detective work. I noticed that the website was registered to a Clark W. Griswald and the address was:

146 No Chance Way
Chicago, IL

I then googled the name and found that he has a partnership with Kevin Trudeau in a little Christmas tree farm outside of Birmingham.

I went to the tree farm and found blood on some of the sapplings so I ran some tests to see whose blood it was. It turns out that it wasn't blood but rather Ketchup. Afte analyzing the ketchup I came to the conclusion that Mr. Griswald and Mr. Trudeau came up with the tour plan while sitting in the tree farm eating french fries. While I did not get to speak to either of them personally or actually see said french fries, I do believe that the tour is legit and will be sending in my entry fee asap.
 
This sounds like a great opportunity for pool. Pay no attention to any negative responses you may get. I will be sending $8,750 dollars to you. Its all the cash I can come up with right now, but I'm throwing in Boardwalk and Park Place and two hotels.
 
Do you take Mastercard? I just got four hundred cards with a thousand dollar limit from a guy named Alachahan. He is from somewhere near Nigeria. Only cost me $200 bucks. He explained to me (on the phone) that they are perfectly legit. It has something to do with the exchange rate or something. Man, what a Christmas I will have. I have already ordered a Szamboti and a car. Cards are supposed to arrive right before Christmas. I have called and called him trying to get a tracking number, but it's always busy. I bet he's one busy businessman. Looking forward to joining your tour, also.
 
mosconiac said:
If you can afford a billion dollar tour, please hire a proof-reader. Your formal announcement had a lot of typos and that undermines your credibility. I was ready to quit my job & go to work for you until I saw:

formerlly
Gualifiers
afterwads
fantasitic
menbership (several times!)
gualificatons
menber
mentership
Princibles
availible
contack
suurprize
maybe he hired George Bush's proofreader .....
 
Your Just Pissed Your Cueball Was Stolen

mosconiac said:
If you can afford a billion dollar tour, please hire a proof-reader. Your formal announcement had a lot of typos and that undermines your credibility. I was ready to quit my job & go to work for you until I saw:

formerlly
Gualifiers
afterwads
fantasitic
menbership (several times!)
gualificatons
menber
mentership
Princibles
availible
contack
suurprize


WILLIE MESS
 
A friend of mine wants to discuss some serious investing in this tour. He would like to take you out on his boat and have a drink or two. Its very nice. His name is Dexter. Yes Dexter Morgan I think it is...
 
I have TOO heard of this tour.....The format was going to be RING GAMES.BUT was saddened to hear that in between sessions there goiing to be DOG fighting ring games.:eek:
 
jimmy-leggs said:
I have TOO heard of this tour.....The format was going to be RING GAMES.BUT was saddened to hear that in between sessions there goiing to be DOG fighting ring games.:eek:


In that case, count me in b*tches!!
 

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