Brain Fart or Real Fart?

MidLifeCrisis said:
This has got to be some kind of joke... What kind of person other than a bath salt eating zombie would accidental crap himself and not be embarrassed beyond belief, scurrying to clean it up asap and get the hell out of dodge...maybe to go shower off and throw his trunks in the washer or trash can...
Completely and utterly digusting...seriously...:thud:
Please tell me you are NOT SERIOUS...
Clint<---Has never shit on himself...in public anyway...
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I almost choked on my tongue laughing so hard.He's was an older man who I seen around but never played before.I always seen him play alone(which now I understand why)but by the look of him he looked like a normal guy with
normal functioning bowels.I actually paid for his table time and squashed the set cause i felt bad for the guy even though he thought we should've finished the last game.I'm a pretty germaphobic guy,so this was a nightmare for me.I remember shaking his hand before the match,when I got home I scrubbed my hand to the bone and dunked my whole arm in Purell.
 
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Originally Posted by manwon
I beat a guy out of $600 around 30 years ago in St. Louis, when he lost the set he shit his pants and I mean really shit his pants. I mean the guys face turned red and he started farting and then he cut loose, you see the stain soaking through his pants. Then the MF wants to play another set smelling like a toilet, I found out later that was his hustle. He would do it to break peoples concentration, I could not believe that the owner of the place would even allow the guy in the place after he did that shit the first time. To this day I have not seen any shit like that, I hope I never do again.


Same guy maybe.:grin:
 
8pack said:
Originally Posted by manwon
I beat a guy out of $600 around 30 years ago in St. Louis, when he lost the set he shit his pants and I mean really shit his pants. I mean the guys face turned red and he started farting and then he cut loose, you see the stain soaking through his pants. Then the MF wants to play another set smelling like a toilet, I found out later that was his hustle. He would do it to break peoples concentration, I could not believe that the owner of the place would even allow the guy in the place after he did that shit the first time. To this day I have not seen any shit like that, I hope I never do again.


Same guy maybe.:grin:
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That would be very odd that somebody took that kind of show on the road but you never know.If I found out this was done on purpose ,I would think he had brain damage,thats about it.If he was trying to break my concentration ,then I would say he did a great job at that and also setting off my gag reflex.
 
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He wanted you to forfeit? I don't know, he might have been older but I don't think I'd have taken any shit from him.
 
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You were afraid to Shark him, after he sharted you...... The old guy sharted you first. Got you out of the game.....I'd of made him play.....after the mess was cleaned up.....you would have taken him....just my opinion of course.
 
Sounds like the guy was playing naked?!? How'd crap get to the floor? Run down his leg out of his pants? If he were wearing like cargo shorts there would've been brown legs...C'mon, this didn't really happen...did it?!?
:eek: omg
 
And I thought every aspect of pool has already been discussed on here. This one is new, and hopefully the last time it comes up.
 
That shit ain't cool man. I wouldn't have put up with that crap. Some people have no self control. The least he coulda did was say "Hey man I gotta run, I got shit to do" Bright side is the old fart left you with a juicy story to tell.
 
The BCA rulebook is very clear on this matter:

BCA Rule 262.3, Appendix C, Subsection 18, Part B

In-match Defecation
A player that has incremental/excremental anal emissions in the course of a match shall be deemed to have conducted him/herself in a foul manner."

My interprettion of the rule, therefore, is that this was a foul.
 
sjm said:
The BCA rulebook is very clear on this matter:

BCA Rule 262.3, Appendix C, Subsection 18, Part B

In-match Defecation
A player that has incremental/excremental anal emissions in the course of a match shall be deemed to have conducted him/herself in a foul manner."

My interprettion of the rule, therefore, is that this was a foul.
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ROFLMAO!!! Thats great, very clever.
 
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