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[Balabushka]

 

[junksecret]

first.......

Hey, did they take down the windmill...that was my favorite part of this hole???

 

[Balabushka]

"Hal Houle's worst nightmare"

 

[Maniac]

Non-playing wife: "Honey, I think the table installers got something terribly wrong".

Husband (just getting in from work): "Why do you say that, dear"?

Wife: "The color of the wood on the rails don't match the rest of the wood on the table".

Maniac

 

[Balabushka]

The dyslectic carpenter remembered the addage this way: Measure Once, Cut Twice.

 

[cigjonser]

"Dude, I don't know how YOU play pool, but I could drive a TRUCK through that four and fourteen!"

 

[jgpool]

Rules?

I love your new table but I would like to see a copy of the rules before we start.

 

[TX Poolnut]

Damn, this acid is good.

 

[Thecoats]

Friends don't let friends smoke pot and design billiard tables.

-don

 

[Cuaba]

But you told me over the phone that recovering the bed & rails of my pool table with Simonis would be $350!

 

[cigjonser]

Dr. Billiardstein: Come quickly, Igor! Behold! At last I have cross-bred a pool table with a kitchen countertop and an I.Q. test!

Igor: ...

 

[dirtypool40]

Salador Dali says you got the 6. And the red thingy. And a couple of those little bowling pins.

But you gotta bet something.

 

[bigshooter]

Honey the installers just put in your new Diamond Pro, come in and look at it.

 

[rellek]

I know, but the bet was we'd play on my table...

 

[Cuebacca]

"Aw man, why did I bet on AZ that I could beat the ghost and then agree to play on HIS table!? :banghead:"

 

[Barry Doc]

No Pockets ?

"I can't seem to make a damn ball , the pockets are so tight!"

 

[junksecret]

Salador Dali says you got the 6. And the red thingy. And a couple of those little bowling pins.

But you gotta bet something.

Hahaha...had me laughin' out loud....rep for you!!!

 

[cincyman]

" you got to come to florida and i will only play on this, and we will have 25 people put up the $500 for the set" donny mills

 

[Ed Simmons]

There goes the diamond system!

 

[tripod]

holy Shit!!!