NYC cue dude
Banned
inspired to change my signature!!!!
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Challenge Match For Russ
- Thread starter Walt Frazier
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Lmao!! 
Rep to Randy and Blackjack for making me LMAO! Maybe his statement had some truth to it but he just forgot to finish the sentence. For instance,
You had better pray to god you play stronger than shortstop speed if your gonna woof at me, buddy...
...because I will only play if you give me the nuts!
Did someone say something about making this thread into a sticky?
I can just picture Russ now, practicing on his Pro-Am through the wee hours of the night, saying to himself, "Don't give up ol' Russy-Boy. Stay the course. You'll show those rat bastard wanna-be short-stops from AzBilliards. They'll see how good you can be."
You had better pray to god you play stronger than shortstop speed if your gonna woof at me, buddy...
...because I will only play if you give me the nuts!
Did someone say something about making this thread into a sticky?
I can just picture Russ now, practicing on his Pro-Am through the wee hours of the night, saying to himself, "Don't give up ol' Russy-Boy. Stay the course. You'll show those rat bastard wanna-be short-stops from AzBilliards. They'll see how good you can be."
He May Just Decide To STAY In Iraq
I've changed my signature too, just to get on the "Short Bus".
You get some Good Rep greenies for making ME laugh for a change...
Doug
( everyone should add this to their signature...... imo )
Edited to add: someone please explain what's going on to Joey A., if he ever drives by this thread again..... )
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NYC cue dude said:
I've changed my signature too, just to get on the "Short Bus".
You get some Good Rep greenies for making ME laugh for a change...
Doug
( everyone should add this to their signature...... imo )
Edited to add: someone please explain what's going on to Joey A., if he ever drives by this thread again.....
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OMG, you guys are just killing me!! One thing for sure, Russ, if you can bring your game up to within three balls of shortstop speed you really might not have to work for a number of years after you get back. Wherever you go in the country (perhaps in the world), there will be guys lined up to get in the box with you, and even if they get behind they're going to find it hard to quit or even ask for a spot, because no one will want to admit before God and the world that they came out on the short end with "The Short Bus".
BTW, Russ, you know you're my boy, but I just can't help myself. The Devil made me change my signature!
BTW, Russ, you know you're my boy, but I just can't help myself. The Devil made me change my signature!
Ah what the hell....besides this thread is a classic for a host of reasons imo.
The Iraq champ pic is to F'n funny.The woofin,especially earlier,was so over the top it was hard to read without at least chuckling.The worst of which should appear in my sig as well.
The Iraq champ pic is to F'n funny.The woofin,especially earlier,was so over the top it was hard to read without at least chuckling.The worst of which should appear in my sig as well.
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Blackjack said:
Yes, please..
Russ
Thunderball said:
Maybe the pic should be added to the signatures, or perhaps it should be the default AzBilliards avatar. Originally, I thought someone else, like the tournament organizer/director, made that template for the winner in advance, but then I noticed that it says, "I am the greatest". LOL.
Advance tickets on sale now!
Please be advised that tickets are now on sale for the Central Florida Grudge Match--Walt " Evil Clyde" Frazier vs. Russ "Short Bus" Chewning, currently scheduled for May 27, 2009 (exactly two years to the day after the now famous challenge was issued. The Short Bus has specifically requested this delay in order to hit another million balls. The purse, which will be separate from any sidebets, has not yet been made public, pending the final calculations of two year's pay, plus interest and minus the aggregate cost for two months worth of ham and eggs (to make sure the loser can at least eat for a while after the match), for communications contractors employed in Iraq.
Sources have it that Mr. Chewning is in the midst of negotiations with the Iraqi government which has tentatively offered, in gratitude for his single-handed reconstruction of the country, to cover all sidebets, which according to industry analysts, will exceed nine figures, all of which is solidly behind "Evil Clyde". Those sources say that negotiations are currently stalled on the issue of whether Russ's share of the potential winnings will be 5% or 2%. An unnamed Iraqi official is said to have stated that given the Short Bus' chances of victory, the government considers the offer of two cents on the dollar to be extremely generous, and is only being made because the laughter generated by the match may heal the soul of the country and is worth the financial loss.
We are also pleased to announce that in the interest of promoting grudge matches as the salvation of the sport, Williebetmore and Breakup have graciously offered to donate an additional 200,000 jellybeans to the purse. However, Williebetmore has cautioned that Breakup's 50% of the added beans, when counted, will prove to be no more than 99,700. When contacted for response, Breakup suggested that WBM is only using the contribution as a ploy to slither within grabbing distance of the money posted on the light.
Due to anticipated demand, tickets will be posted on sale for 1 gazillion dollars apiece, but the promoters have privately admitted that they are prepared to bargain down--to as low as two cents on the dollar.
Any inquiries as to further details may be posted on this thread.
Special Announcement to all AZB Members and anonymous lurkers
Please be advised that tickets are now on sale for the Central Florida Grudge Match--Walt " Evil Clyde" Frazier vs. Russ "Short Bus" Chewning, currently scheduled for May 27, 2009 (exactly two years to the day after the now famous challenge was issued. The Short Bus has specifically requested this delay in order to hit another million balls. The purse, which will be separate from any sidebets, has not yet been made public, pending the final calculations of two year's pay, plus interest and minus the aggregate cost for two months worth of ham and eggs (to make sure the loser can at least eat for a while after the match), for communications contractors employed in Iraq.
Sources have it that Mr. Chewning is in the midst of negotiations with the Iraqi government which has tentatively offered, in gratitude for his single-handed reconstruction of the country, to cover all sidebets, which according to industry analysts, will exceed nine figures, all of which is solidly behind "Evil Clyde". Those sources say that negotiations are currently stalled on the issue of whether Russ's share of the potential winnings will be 5% or 2%. An unnamed Iraqi official is said to have stated that given the Short Bus' chances of victory, the government considers the offer of two cents on the dollar to be extremely generous, and is only being made because the laughter generated by the match may heal the soul of the country and is worth the financial loss.
We are also pleased to announce that in the interest of promoting grudge matches as the salvation of the sport, Williebetmore and Breakup have graciously offered to donate an additional 200,000 jellybeans to the purse. However, Williebetmore has cautioned that Breakup's 50% of the added beans, when counted, will prove to be no more than 99,700. When contacted for response, Breakup suggested that WBM is only using the contribution as a ploy to slither within grabbing distance of the money posted on the light.
Due to anticipated demand, tickets will be posted on sale for 1 gazillion dollars apiece, but the promoters have privately admitted that they are prepared to bargain down--to as low as two cents on the dollar.
Any inquiries as to further details may be posted on this thread.
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And, Not To Drool While Sweating Pool
VIProfessor posted the following Ad:
Please be advised that tickets are now on sale for the Central Florida Grudge Match--Walt " Evil Clyde" Frazier vs. Russ "Short Bus" Chewning, currently scheduled for May 27, 2009
2009 ? Someone be sure to remind this slowly growing senile member of AZB ( ME ) to tune in for this match.... and to put some pants on.
Doug
( and Zip them up )
( currently inventing jars of 'mush' popcorn for all the old people in 2009 )
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VIProfessor posted the following Ad:
Please be advised that tickets are now on sale for the Central Florida Grudge Match--Walt " Evil Clyde" Frazier vs. Russ "Short Bus" Chewning, currently scheduled for May 27, 2009
2009 ? Someone be sure to remind this slowly growing senile member of AZB ( ME ) to tune in for this match.... and to put some pants on.
Doug
( and Zip them up )
( currently inventing jars of 'mush' popcorn for all the old people in 2009 )
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Smorgass Bored said:
Sorry, man, but the organizers had to schedule the match based on the Short Bus schedule.
And as for your statements about senility and old people, it is clear that you can only be speaking as someone who has not yet reached 40. Furthermore, young man...what was I saying again? Oh well, I'll post again when I remember.
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