Challenge Match For Russ

[Hail Mary Shot]

How about this? Tonight, make a video of you running 3 racks in a row. That should make you out to be a B player. Non stop video, no edits. That will either shut you up or shut the rest up.

What if Russ comes up dry? would that make Russ below B rank?

with the exception of dry breaks, I think it's a fair trade ! as long as you run out 3 consecutive racks, that would be ok. but I believe you are giving too much credit or decrementing the standards for B players. I can run 3 racks but I'm still considered and also consider myself as a C player (this with or without playing the ghost of course). anyway, I'm glad that atleast I'm a B player in your standards.

 

[instroke75]

please

What else is there to say? F**k, it's not like I am trying to HIDE who I am.. And I told you you'll get played, so you'll get played.

Not sure why you even needed the pic, because I TOLD you who I was.

I used to love people like you, who assume you are so good at clocking someone's speed. It's the same as that guy that I played in Wally's. He thought the same thing. I took one look at him and knew he'd dog it when it came right down to it.

I know all I gotta do with you is play well for a couple of games, and you'll literally s**t yourself, knowing you trapped yourself with your own mouth.

Make sure your backers are prepared... The more s**t you talk, the higher we are playing when I see you. It ain't about the money for me. It's about giving you a wake up call.

Russ

please, please short bus will you come and try to give me a wake up call, and i needed a picture because you're nobody, you hide off in the corners, and stray away from the decent players, and jumping on beginners who been playing for a year and a half, and brag about making them dog it! you didn't play a "guy" at wallys you played a kid playing on his own money and you struggled to beat him!wake up, you're noooooooottttttt a good player! hell you raced to 11 for a hundred, whoopee big timer, and then you were so concerned about a measly hundred dollars you made me hold it when the kid is there everyday! but i am glad you're making big money, because if you promise to gamble with me every time i see you i can retire, cause your a mutt!

 

[Ktown D]

please, please short bus will you come and try to give me a wake up call, and i needed a picture because you're nobody, you hide off in the corners, and stray away from the decent players, and jumping on beginners who been playing for a year and a half, and brag about making them dog it! you didn't play a "guy" at wallys you played a kid playing on his own money and you struggled to beat him!wake up, you're noooooooottttttt a good player! hell you raced to 11 for a hundred, whoopee big timer, and then you were so concerned about a measly hundred dollars you made me hold it when the kid is there everyday! but i am glad you're making big money, because if you promise to gamble with me every time i see you i can retire, cause your a mutt!

It really is nice to see you two getting reacquainted after all this time. I think it is really sad when old friends lose track of each other over the years and this is just a feel good story of epic proportions.

 

[Blackjack]

It really is nice to see you two getting reacquainted after all this time. I think it is really sad when old friends lose track of each other over the years and this is just a feel good story of epic proportions.

I was thinking the same exact thing.

 

[instroke75]

reply

I was thinking the same exact thing.

it probably does sound that way, but this monkey's been talking smack for awhile and i finally realize who it is and he's a chump who doesn't play anybody, he just talks alot, i thought it was UFC instead i realize he's more WWE! all talk!

 

[Russ Chewning]

please, please short bus will you come and try to give me a wake up call, and i needed a picture because you're nobody, you hide off in the corners, and stray away from the decent players, and jumping on beginners who been playing for a year and a half, and brag about making them dog it! you didn't play a "guy" at wallys you played a kid playing on his own money and you struggled to beat him!wake up, you're noooooooottttttt a good player! hell you raced to 11 for a hundred, whoopee big timer, and then you were so concerned about a measly hundred dollars you made me hold it when the kid is there everyday! but i am glad you're making big money, because if you promise to gamble with me every time i see you i can retire, cause your a mutt!

Oh boy oh boy! It's funny to see how the story changes when it gets to the internet!

First.. The "kid" had been woofing at me to play nearly every time I was in there in the past year. I never "jumped on" anyone. I only played him because he had finally irritated me enough. I offered to play him $100 a game One Pocket or Last Pocket 8 ball, and he started hemming and hawing, and HE offered a $100 race in 9 ball, and since you said you were there, why don't you tell everyone that I laughed at him for acting all big and bad (This guy has often talked s**t about having thousands in the bank from his winnings) and then settling for a $100 set with someone he thought was a fish.

Furthermore, the "kid" probably gets more playing time in a week than I've gotten since I lived in Lakeland...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, but that's gonna change, little man.. That's gonna change..

Russ

 

[PKM]

Are these matches going to be on YouTube?

 

[Johnnyt]

How about this? Tonight, make a video of you running 3 racks in a row. That should make you out to be a B player. Non stop video, no edits. That will either shut you up or shut the rest up.

Running a 3 pack is a B+ in my book. Johnnyt

 

[Russ Chewning]

Are these matches going to be on YouTube?

If I can get him to come play me in my garage, you can damn well ****ing guarantee it.

Russ

edit: And for all those on instroke's jockstrap, when we get ready for the match, the betting window is open for established posters.

 

[Blackjack]

it probably does sound that way, but this monkey's been talking smack for awhile and i finally realize who it is and he's a chump who doesn't play anybody, he just talks alot, i thought it was UFC instead i realize he's more WWE! all talk!

Seeing that we're all neighbors, perhaps we can set up an Azbilliards challenge match when Russ gets back. Everybody can lay bets, instroke75 can divvy up the cash when its all said and done. It can be a lot of fun. Whaddya say, Russ? Race to 13?

 

[Russ Chewning]

Seeing that we're all neighbors, perhaps we can set up an Azbilliards challenge match when Russ gets back. Everybody can lay bets, instroke75 can divvy up the cash when its all said and done. It can be a lot of fun. Whaddya say, Russ? Race to 13?

If everyone's laying bets, I sure as hell ain't going to lose 13-12 and drop a couple thousand. More like a race to 8 or 10 ahead...

Russ

 

[Blackjack]

If everyone's laying bets, I sure as hell ain't going to lose 13-12 and drop a couple thousand. More like a race to 8 or 10 ahead...

Russ

Whatever. You could always lay a few side bets on me and break even either way, Russ. Let me know.

 

[!Smorgass Bored]

I Can See Cleary Now....The Pain Has Gone

Seeing that we're all neighbors, perhaps we can set up an Azbilliards challenge match when Russ gets back.

Neighbors ? That's easy for you to say, I'm waaaaaaaay over here in Tampa.
I wouldn't drive to the corner to see 'Short Bus' Russ play pool(again). I've seen him play and it ain't a pretty sight. You've heard the expression, "If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out ?"
Well, there were 83 unclaimed eyeballs left at the front desk at Planet 9-Ball the last time 'Short Bus' Russ played there.
Doug
( I have No idea where that odd eyeball came from..... maybe it was Russ' )

 

[Russ Chewning]

Neighbors ? That's easy for you to say, I'm waaaaaaaay over here in Tampa.
I wouldn't drive to the corner to see 'Short Bus' Russ play pool(again). I've seen him play and it ain't a pretty sight. You've heard the expression, "If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out ?"
Well, there were 83 unclaimed eyeballs left at the front desk at Planet 9-Ball the last time 'Short Bus' Russ played there.
Doug
( I have No idea where that odd eyeball came from..... maybe it was Russ' )

Smorg,

You sure? You can bet against me if you want.. You ain't barred..

Russ

 

[instroke75]

you too!

Neighbors ? That's easy for you to say, I'm waaaaaaaay over here in Tampa.
I wouldn't drive to the corner to see 'Short Bus' Russ play pool(again). I've seen him play and it ain't a pretty sight. You've heard the expression, "If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out ?"
Well, there were 83 unclaimed eyeballs left at the front desk at Planet 9-Ball the last time 'Short Bus' Russ played there.
Doug
( I have No idea where that odd eyeball came from..... maybe it was Russ' )

thanks for speaking up i'm glad i'm not the only one who's seen this monkey shoot balls in the rails in person! i think he left his pool game in never never land!LOL

 

[!Smorgass Bored]

I'll Just Read About It HERE

Smorg,
You sure? You can bet against me if you want.. You ain't barred..
Russ

Just the thought of you getting back even .10 of the money that you lost to me, would put me off my feed for hours (and we can't have THAT, can we ). If I could beat you.... EVERYONE can beat you, from the "Little Sisters of the Poor" to the "Lighthouse of the Blind", you are the proverbial underdog.
Doug
( Easier to pass a camel through the eye of needle, than for Short Bus Russ to get the caaaaaaaasssssh )

 

[ccn7]

This has got to be some of the best woofing i have ever read. Its not as great as some of Fats, but this here is very entertaining. I do hope that maybe a game does emerge and that it will be taped and posted on Youtube. But even after its all said and done i think the woofing will continue, thats just the way of the beast. Anyways thanks all who have been apart of this you have made me laugh and smile many times so far. Russ since this is your show i wish you luck, i do think with some of the contenders you may need it. Me being a weak C you'd kick my ass, plus i'm retired and on a limited income so i aint go no money anyways.You all have fun now and lets keep it clean, its been a great time for all so far.

 

[JoeyA]

Just the thought of you getting back even .10 of the money that you lost to me, would put me off my feed for hours (and we can't have THAT, can we ). If I could beat you.... EVERYONE can beat you, from the "Little Sisters of the Poor" to the "Lighthouse of the Blind", you are the proverbial underdog.
Doug
( Easier to pass a camel through the eye of needle, than for Short Bus Russ to get the caaaaaaaasssssh )

YOU beat RUSS????????
Please don't say even up pool or close to it or I'm going to throw up all over the keyboard.
JoeyA

 

[!Smorgass Bored]

He's Me Pal, He's Me Pal, He's Me PAAAAAAAL

YOU beat RUSS????????
Please don't say even up pool or close to it or I'm going to throw up all over the keyboard.
JoeyA

As usual, Joey A. screeches to a stop long enough for a drive-by posting and then he's on his way again, seldom (if ever) to visit this thread again and grace us with a comment.
Hey Joey, read the damn thread and you wouldn't have to ask this 'already answered' question..... sheesh
Joey A., always looking for the Cliff Notes and asking questions that he never intends to acknowledge again.
Doug
( this is an enjoyable thread Joey, I suggest that you READ it.... OK ? )







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[NYC cue dude]

this is the funniest thread BAR NONE that i have EVER read on AZ. Somewhere deep down inside, I', kinda glad it has been at Russ's expense, too.

OMG, when he told the poster that he had no chance if he played at shortstop speed!!!!!!! I'm laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face.

And smorgie, you crushed him? and he picks on litle kids to play in the pool room? and he runs and hides when average players ask him to play? and he's a champ in iraq?

I have to ask that the mods make this thread a sticky!!!!!!!!

in fact, everyone should have to read this thread before registering to post. Old members should have to visit this thread and view periodically to new posts, or lose their community priveledges. This way, all these posters can be "established" before russ gets back to qualify their action at the rail.


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