Champion Pool Player Rumor
- Thread starter JoeyA
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Well the story is I heard is that the guy was playing 2k up and after 5 sets, was working on the 6th when the fish and his friends got upset and wanted to throw down. The shooter casually unscrewed his break stick as the 3 of them advanced and then like a cobra, knocked out the first guy to get close. The 2nd guy got tossed one-handed into a display of Panasonic widescreens, after which the shooter muttered with a grin, "Now you're on T.V."
The fish and the shooter had a stand off for what seemed like forever, but was closer to 3 seconds before the fish lunged angrily with his eyes closed and his fists swinging like helicopter propellers. The shooter took up the stance of the mantis and with as little effort as bumping in a jawed 9 ball, he performed the dreaded Dim Mak on the the fish who, after a few moments of sputtering blood, exploded violently shooting spaghetti and Church's Chicken all over the peanut gallery. Then as the shooter stepped forward to retrieve his winnings from the light he stepped on an errant Shiner Bock bottle and struck his head on Callista Flockhart's elbow.
He's in critical condition now but looks to be recovering.
The fish and the shooter had a stand off for what seemed like forever, but was closer to 3 seconds before the fish lunged angrily with his eyes closed and his fists swinging like helicopter propellers. The shooter took up the stance of the mantis and with as little effort as bumping in a jawed 9 ball, he performed the dreaded Dim Mak on the the fish who, after a few moments of sputtering blood, exploded violently shooting spaghetti and Church's Chicken all over the peanut gallery. Then as the shooter stepped forward to retrieve his winnings from the light he stepped on an errant Shiner Bock bottle and struck his head on Callista Flockhart's elbow.
He's in critical condition now but looks to be recovering.
JDB said:
I thought that was the only interesting post in this thread>
JDB said:
No problem brother, and I'll pass that on to the girls.
If Any Storks Circle MY House, I Shoot Them With My .12 Gauge Remington
I haven't been able to devote the time necessary to unravel JoeyA.'s mystery player rumor, because I'm still trying to figure out exactly which Female champion poolplayer is rumored to be pregnant. She is unmarried and you might never expect her to be pregnant.
Doug
( the baby is due next summer and her S.O. is excited )
Edited to add: my three guesses at Joey's rumor are:
Lil John
T-Rex
Richie Rich
I haven't been able to devote the time necessary to unravel JoeyA.'s mystery player rumor, because I'm still trying to figure out exactly which Female champion poolplayer is rumored to be pregnant. She is unmarried and you might never expect her to be pregnant.
Doug
( the baby is due next summer and her S.O. is excited )
Edited to add: my three guesses at Joey's rumor are:
Lil John
T-Rex
Richie Rich
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Inzombiac said:
He's just lucky as shit that Brasky wasn't there
did someone say "dragon kick"
Fatboy said:
Your english is improving, way to go.
hugs
mrs.g
Smorgass Bored said:I haven't been able to devote the time necessary to unravel JoeyA.'s mystery player rumor, because I'm still trying to figure out exactly which Female champion poolplayer is rumored to be pregnant. She is unmarried and you might never expect her to be pregnant.
Doug
( the baby is due next summer and her S.O. is excited )
Edited to add: my three guesses at Joey's rumor are:
Lil John
T-Rex
Richie Rich
As for the first paragraph, if I read between the lines on that one and insert some basic facts about what IS known about what I do know about them, then THAT really is going to be a scoop! A National Enquirer type scoop, if I know what I think I just put together inside my head.
As for the second part, your guesses are different than Fragged's guess, which has first & last name same letters. Macias, that's not his MO, Chohan...big but not really aggressive off the table. RR, seems too busy to have time to knuckle. Joey also said "Top pro" and so 1 & 3 are automatically eliminated from his description.
I can think of a top pro who has been "ornery" lately, he's moved around a lot from way west to here & there and even had a public spat written about in a national pool mag with a formerly close ally. He's been talking the jive lately and his personality seems to have changed a little. Again, he's another in a long list that has also recently had words w/ the Finn.
While we're putting logs on the flames of this thread, I always thought a certain pro / room owner from Vegas with the funny first name had a personality for the back of an ambulance.
Gunn_Slinger said:
He's counting his loot with one hand, typing on here, and talking to Jay about his bank game on the phone.
He ain't got time to put ALL the letters in his words!
Fatboy, that's for posting about your "bodyguards" (read POSSE) accompanying you around when you play large!
XOXO
mnorwood said:
Tyler Strawn (R.I.P.)
Or, At Least THIS YEAR
Hopefully, this will not be just another drive by postng by JoeyA., but one that he will re-visit (in my lifetime) with additional pertinent information.
Doug
( perhaps he will grace us before the winds howl, the snow falls and the fat man brings gifts )
Hopefully, this will not be just another drive by postng by JoeyA., but one that he will re-visit (in my lifetime) with additional pertinent information.
Doug
( perhaps he will grace us before the winds howl, the snow falls and the fat man brings gifts )