Chuck Norris Can't Play Pool Because....

[Ty-Tanic]

Chuck Norris can't play pool because every time he tries to shoot the ball it disintegrates.

The only way for Chuck Norris is to play pool is by using the sun as a cue ball.

KEEP IT GOING!

 

[RonsTheOne]

I dont have one about pool, but my favorite is "Chuck Norris cant do push ups. When he tries he pushes the Earth down"...........Ron

 

[De420MadHatter]

How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? All of them!!!

Chuck Norris once pissed in the gas tank of a semi, we now call that semi Optimus Prime!

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice.

I could go on and on! Love some Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[Diamond69]

Chuck Norris started a thread on AZB forum...And it NEVER went off topic!!

 

[philly]

Superman wear Chuck Norris pajamas.

Before going to sleep the Boogie Man looks under his bed to see if Chuck Norris is there.

 

[Mychoads]

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his bedroom.
The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjqO5Mls8KE

 

[Bella Don't Cry]

Chuck Norris offers his opinion on the game of Pool...
"I cue for no one!" :thumbup:

 

[Kris_b1104]

Chuck Norris doesn't play pool, pool plays Chuck Norris.

 

[Bella Don't Cry]

Chuck Norris wears a shirt that reads.
"I'll give the one ball." :thumbup:

 

[Bella Don't Cry]

Chuck Norris only breaks - he never runs! :thumbup:

 

[GB Basher]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone......He'd got 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris

 

[terryhanna]

Chuck has some great kick shots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6UTz_Doic8

 

[pt109]

Chuck Norris plays 3-cushion billiards whether he likes it or not...
...'cause after he breaks, there's only 3 cushions left on the table.

 

[measureman]

the only known cure for cancer is Chuck Norris tears
Check Norris does not cry

 

[Shooter08]

Chuck Norris can't play pool because every time he grips the butt it turns to sawdust.

 

[9intheside]

Chuck Norris wins simply by racking the balls.

Chuck Norris makes love to every woman in the world once a month, it causes a week of bleeding.

I'll show myself out

 

[Shaft]

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

When Chuck Norris has sex, there is a measurable change in the tilt of the Earth.

Chuck Norris can eat one Lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris can sneeze without blinking.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light ... The Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as Chuck Norris insurance.

Chuck Norris knows all the digits of Pi.

 

[SmoothStroke]

Chucks aiming system is amazing, he just looks at the balls and they split the pocket.....he doesn't even use a cue.

He runs 15 ball rotation racks from the 1 ball, call pocket, in one shot.

He has never missed a ball.

 

[Shaft]

Chuck Norris can explain CTE to anyone.

 

[(((Satori)))]

When we play the ghost he never misses... not so when Chuck plays him. In fact I knew the ghost before he was dead... I warned him never to play Chuck Norris.