Chuck Norris Can't Play Pool Because....

[Tin Man]

respect

Chuck Norris plays so strong snooker players speculate that with 10 years of practice he might make the top 1,000.

Chuck Norris is so good that after winning 3 US Opens and beating every money player on the planet repeatedly in long sets people unanimously agree he's the best in the world.

 

[Mickey Qualls]

Chuck Norris runs 9-balls racks... On a three cushion table...

 

[RingKing]

Chuck Norris cant play pool ....cuzz Chuck Norris DON'T PLAY.

 

[Uselesscamper]

• When Chuck Norris plays pool, he just hits the balls and they make new pockets.
• When Chuck Norris breaks a rack, the balls are too afraid to move.
• Chuck Norris doesn't use a pool cue. He just looks at the balls and tells them which hole to go into.
• Chuck Norris once drowned a man in a pool table.
• If Chuck Norris plays pool, the 8-ball calls him.
• Chuck Norris can scratch on a break shot, and it still counts as a win.

 

[bbb]

breaking news
chuck norris has passed away
Rest In Peace
condolences to your loved ones

 

[Patrick Johnson]

I dont have one about pool, but my favorite is "Chuck Norris cant do push ups. When he tries he pushes the Earth down"...........Ron

That's actually true for everybody - just not as much as Chuck...

pj
chgo

 

[SlateMan]

 

[straightline]

Can't wait for Chuck Norris eulogies.

 

[ibuycues]

Someone asked Chuck Norris if he was good at math.
He said, “Particularly third order non-abelian groups and rings”.

Chuck Norris changed the Theory of Relativaty into a law.

WP

 

[straightline]

Someone asked Chuck Norris if he was good at math.
He said, “Particularly third order non-abelian groups and rings”.

Chuck Norris changed the Theory of Relativaty into a law.

WP

You forgot RIP. Oops me too.

 

[straightline]

Ghost used to get the break from Chuck Norris. Now he's on the run avoiding him.

RIP

 

[Cartune]

A True Legend

RIP

 

[7stud]

I don't age, I level up.

RIP

 

[skiergd011013]

Chucks grizzly bear skin rug isnt dead. He just dared the bear to move.

 

[sjm]

Chuck Norris can't play pool because his action is dead.

 

[middleofnowhere]

Can't wait for Chuck Norris eulogies.

Maybe DJT will have him laid out in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda since Chuck Norris was such a big fan of his.

 

[Kris_b1104]

Chuck Norris doesn't die, now he has become death, the destroyer of worlds.

 

[Miller]

There is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

RIP

 

[Jaden]

Someone asked Chuck Norris if he was good at math.
He said, “Particularly third order non-abelian groups and rings”.

Chuck Norris changed the Theory of Relativaty into a law.

WP

And apparently also the spelling of relativity...