CLEARY for 2014 Mosconi Cup team USA captain

If you can devise a solid plan to slip some exlax into team euros water bottles before each match, you got my vote.
 
I haven't been on AZ for months, but i needed to come out of retirement when i heard about this thread. Cleary is a name you can trust and he guarantees victory! He very well could be the next Charlie Williams!
 
bmsclayton said:
Who would your assistant be to manage the team while you are drunk and passed out?
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LMFAO. I'd like to nominate as asssssistant the infamous Derek Disco. SOB has mad communicative skills and once made 2 balls. No one can argue with that resume. What could go wrong? :eek:
 
I know my names out there for the captain pick, but f it, you have my support.... Good luck to us! If I get in you can be my sidekick.

I'm going for some real American inspiration if I get in, I'm going to bring a Smokey and the Bandit vibe to the squad..... I'm rolling out dressed like Buford T. Justice, you can be Junior and hold my hat!!!
 
cleary said:
It's time to take back the cup! Team USA needs a leader! A passionate, mentally strong, inspirationally vocal and overall awesome leader to bring the cup back to the red white and blue. The only name that comes to mind? Yep, I agree.... ANDREW CLEARY!

This grass roots movement will be met with resistance, no doubt. The powers that be don't want a USA victory, but I do. In fact, I guarantee victory! THESE COLORS DON'T RUN! So I ask you, my fellow Americans, to stand up with me and let me lead our nation the a glorious victory!

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These colors not running is what got them beat this year:grin:
 
Cleary, is your 1st pic from when you were a Chippendale? As much as we all know you are a pro jet skier and pool player, I call BS on that one.
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
Cleary, is your 1st pic from when you were a Chippendale? As much as we all know you are a pro jet skier and pool player, I call BS on that one.
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Yeah, I've actually had multiple orgasms on jet skis. Maybe it's something in our blood that we can just ya know, get hard from riding f*ckin badass ya know, terrain vehicles... water crafts... - Kenny Powers
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
Cleary, is your 1st pic from when you were a Chippendale? As much as we all know you are a pro jet skier and pool player, I call BS on that one.
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You've obviously never seen his business card..... If Cleary wants to be it, all he does is say "I AM".
 

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As long as I am able to fly out to be there with front row access I am on board team Cleary....operators are standing by waiting for your donation. I will possibly wear the Unicorn t-shirt if enough people donate to this cause.
 
cleary said:
I'm on my way! Watch out EUROPE!

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Christ! i'll give you $100, to STOP POSTING!
(i've got bronchitis, and you are almost LITERALLY killing me!)

having said that
and after climbing up off of the floor

THIS SHOULD BE THE ALL TIME POST FOR 2014

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