Deleting threads

I had a Buddy come over last Friday evening to have a new tip put on his break cue.

He brought over the beer that I drink and his favorite, Guinness.

He left one in the fridge for me. I had to make a beer run tonight but remembered the Guinness.

I poured it into a beer glass and shook the can to make sure I got the last drop. Darned if the can didn't rattle.

I was wondering, WTF. So I cut the bottom of the can off, and out drops a little plastic ball.

This is way cool because I usually have to put a Loonie in a vending machine to get a prize.

How strong is that. I buy 6 Guinness and I get 6 prizes also.

These little balls are approx the size of a ping pong ball and a little heavier.

Like, after you drink a few, you have enuff balls to play Beer Pong.

These Irish people really know how to market beer. They should shit can Guinness and rename it, Pong Beer. That's what I'm thinking here.

Just need to buy some Red Go Cups and I'm all set.

Pong Tourney at my place next weekend guys. We got an Acti Fry for Christmas so Wings, Ribs and French Fries are on me.

I'll prolly be Peeing black in the morn but it's no different than eating beets.

Anyone remember the first time that you ett a big ole mess of beets. You get up the next morning and it gives you a shocker.

Why is my Pee red.
 
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Sleep well my friend, the bed will be your teacher.

Enjoy your Oprah Re runs and hopefully you'll be alive tomorrow to appreciate the presence of joy, and harmony. I can tell you from today's experience every day is a reason to celebrate, whether it's by insulting me, or finding peace with your Maker.

Sleep well my friend, the bed will be your teacher.


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Can you hear me now ???..Well, I guess its time to wrap it up..CJ has drifted off to shuffleboardland, and is talking about another old friend of mine !...And the Hawaiian guy, is saying basically the same thing I did, (Not the "OPPOSITE" doorknob, can't you read ?) but he doesn't know it !.. plus, he wants to talk about who shot JR Ewing !...Sorry guys, I refuse to debate ANY subject with a pair of semi-literates, obviously drunk, or stoned beyond all powers of reason ! :o

Sooooo, Sayonara, and Adios, (both mean goodbye)... Oprah re-runs, are more enjoyable than talking to you two... But I think I'll go have a cocktail with my favorite bar maids ! ;)

SJD.. Can still maintain his decorum ! (and his common sense) :p
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CJ is the only person that I know who can go to bed and dream about himself all night.

I used to be in the Canadian Navy. I started off on a 2 man canoe. I ditched after my first tour.

Couldn't handle all the wet dreams. Ever try sleeping in a canoe. Killer.
 
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CJ Wiley said:
Enjoy your Oprah Re runs and hopefully you'll be alive tomorrow to appreciate the presence of joy, and harmony. I can tell you from today's experience every day is a reason to celebrate, whether it's by insulting me, or finding peace with your Maker.

Sleep well my friend, the bed will be your teacher.
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Just headed out the door...I see you missed half my post, AGAIN !..(The best half)

Aloha, and sleep tight (thankfully I got a couple hours bar time on you)..:dance:
 
If yer going to a Hawaiian Bar, don't hog all the Macadamia Nuts and Rum goes good with Poi.

Oh, and don't forget to try the Pu Pu Platter.
 
We don't know each other, you must be thinking of someone else.


Blue Hog ridr said:
CJ is the only person that I know who can go to bed and dream about himself all night.

I used to be in the Canadian Navy. I started off on a 2 man canoe. I ditched after my first tour.

Couldn't handle all the wet dreams. Ever try sleeping in a canoe. Killer.
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Speaking of deleting threads, this one should be on its way to the trash pile. What started out as a good thread, has since been totally derailed.
 
Speaking on behalf of those that, mostly or even sometimes, enjoy the participation of CJ I would give a small hint to his detractors to help to even the playing field.

CJ sees this as a marathon so you sprinters start the race at a disadvantage.

I could be wrong but I believe CJ often says things a little tongue in cheek tinged with humour and is, mostly, good natured. Some appreciate the wit. Some hold him in half of that esteem.

Whiffer is planning his end of week and week end around watching the stream from Turning Stone. Has to do some real work now. It's been fun, Whiffer out!

Jerry
 
thewhiffer said:
I could be wrong but I believe CJ often says things a little tongue in cheek tinged with humour and is, mostly, good natured. Some appreciate the wit. Some hold him in half of that esteem.

Jerry
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I believe he does too Jerry, and I know I do !..The only problem is, his tongue, cheek and brain, often do not communicate well..Hence, instead of humor, he usually produces a lot of unintelligible jibberish ! (like Zen, Chung Moo Doe, etc.) :o...By the same token, when I post a hilarious, "tongue in cheeker" (purposely Dumbed-Down for his benefit)..it STILL sails right over his head ! :frown: ...Wheres the fun in that ?

Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a 3rd grader, as he often doesn't get my drift even when I use 'plain english' (trying NOT
to confuse him)....I think Mr. Blue Hog Rder may be on to something about his dreaming at night....But, I think CJ may even 'day-dream' about HIMSELF !..;) :cool: :embarrassed2: :p

SJD--ESPN World Champion Marathon Wordsmith, (and APA-4 Pool Player).. I wonder if he'll 'get' that ? :confused:
 
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There's a ton of people in my area reading posts from azbilliards.

That's exactly right. I've learned so much being on the forum about human nature.

This experience will be invaluable in the future and I appreciate everyone that has been involved......yes, even the ones that just read that sentence and said "sure he does, he's just saying that to get me to try TOI" - LoL - for them, I have something very profound to say "the game is your teacher". ;)

There's a ton of people in my area reading posts from azbilliards. It's getting more and more noticeable when I'm out in public. On a nightly basis someone will approach me, introduce themselves and immediately talk about something I've posted on az (they also comment on how tough it is to sort through the "critics").

I don't know what the overall impact is, although in Dallas and Ft. Worth www.azbilliards.com is becoming more popular by the week.




thewhiffer said:
Speaking on behalf of those that, mostly or even sometimes, enjoy the participation of CJ I would give a small hint to his detractors to help to even the playing field.

CJ sees this as a marathon so you sprinters start the race at a disadvantage.

I could be wrong but I believe CJ often says things a little tongue in cheek tinged with humour and is, mostly, good natured. Some appreciate the wit. Some hold him in half of that esteem.

Whiffer is planning his end of week and week end around watching the stream from Turning Stone. Has to do some real work now. It's been fun, Whiffer out!

Jerry
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Is SJD Ranging Again about grade school kids? "Get OFF my LAWN!!!"

I'm clearly on a 5th grade level (actually a 7th grade level, I'm just hustling them;))

I apologize for the picture - I'm required to do at least one BUD LIGHT commercial a year according to my contract.

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Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a 3rd grader, as he often doesn't get my drift even when I use 'plain english' (trying NOT
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CJ Wiley said:
That's exactly right. I've learned so much being on the forum about human nature. <--Its amazing, (for a guy over 50) how much you STILL haven't learned !

It's getting more and more noticeable when I'm out in public. On a nightly basis someone will approach me, introduce themselves and immediately talk about something I've posted on az. (they also comment on how tough it is to sort through the "critics"). .. <--That's understandable, Do they ever mention a favorite, out of your 'knowledgable' 2500 critic's ? :confused:...(pick me !, pick me !)
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You will have to soldier on alone today..I am off to the deli for breakfast, and then on to 'Times 3 Bar' for cocktails !...Don't you EVER get tired of banging away on your keyboard ? You should try and get out more..(but stay off my lawn) :eek:

Hasta la Vista, and Vaya con Dios !....Moi (aka, SJD)

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I like CTE Pro One and admire Stan Shuffett for passing on this advanced technique.

Thanks, I like CTE Pro One and admire Stan Shuffett for passing on this advanced technique. Hal is someone I would have loved to meet, just never got the opportunity. If I had there may have been a "TOICTE". ;) That would have really thrown everyone for a loop. :thumbup:


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justadub said:
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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CJ Wiley said:
Thanks, I like CTE Pro One and admire Stan Shuffett for passing on this advanced technique. Hal is someone I would have loved to meet, just never got the opportunity. If I had there may have been a "TOICTE". ;) That would have really thrown everyone for a loop. :thumbup:


 Click Picture to see how YOU can benefit from CTE PRO ONE
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You do realize, of course, that the comparison had nothing to do with CTE itself, but rather the fact that whenever CTE or you get mentioned here on AZB, all hell breaks loose...

I assume you realize that, and are just being coy with everyone. Its always difficult trying to get to what you are actually intending to communicate here. I believe that is intentional, for whatever reason motivates you. I'm equally certain that is what drives much of the passion directed against you here.

Just my .02, which is about .02 more than its worth. I doubt that any of this is news, and that you most certainly do have a method to your madness here.

(For the record, I enjoy much of what you contribute, and there is an equally large number of postings that make me scratch my head, to be polite. You have been very gracious with me here, both in the public forums and in PMs, helpful in the Instructors threads, and I still really appreciate the DVD you sent me.)
 
Maybe CJ could take advice from Stan's dvd cover.

The Final Chapter.

I know, I know. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

At least I could finally have a pony.
 
I appreciate a good CTE or TOI joke as well as the next person.

I appreciate a good CTE or TOI joke as well as the next person.

The problem is, I'm communicating to many people, so I use a variety of approaches. Serious players that want more info. will PM me if they have questions, I respond to several a day.

If someone wants the information I can find a way to communicate it, especially in person. The internet approach is vastly different, and not nearly as effective as "one on one" teaching, coaching or even communicating in general.

Remember, I'm a "5th Grade" pool player that can barely type and spell. ;) Actually the ones that call me a "5th Grader" can get the 6/7/8/9 and the break from today's 5th graders when it comes to typing, social media interaction, and computer skills.


justadub said:
You do realize, of course, that the comparison had nothing to do with CTE itself, but rather the fact that whenever CTE or you get mentioned here on AZB, all hell breaks loose...

I assume you realize that, and are just being coy with everyone. Its always difficult trying to get to what you are actually intending to communicate here. I believe that is intentional, for whatever reason motivates you. I'm equally certain that is what drives much of the passion directed against you here.

Just my .02, which is about .02 more than its worth. I doubt that any of this is news, and that you most certainly do have a method to your madness here.

(For the record, I enjoy much of what you contribute, and there is an equally large number of postings that make me scratch my head, to be polite. You have been very gracious with me here, both in the public forums and in PMs, helpful in the Instructors threads, and I still really appreciate the DVD you sent me.)
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