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JCIN

JCIN

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I was just thinking about all of the funny things I saw and heard at the derby this year. Here are a few random ones:

Easy-e was keeping score in one of the Shane vs Alex sets on a dry erase board we had. I look down and see that the dry erase marker is not erasing...and that there is a normal Sharpy laying right next to the dry erase marker.

I say "What the hell..?"

easy-e: "What..the sharpy...no possible way I could pick that up."

I start cracking up and say " I guess attention to detail doesn't matter much in your real job" (Dude is on a bomb squad.)

easy-e: "Hey..if I ever f#$k up, I'll never know it." :D

Overheard some random action room guy lay this pearl on Tater : "Remember Tater...it's only an air barrel if you lose."

Then there was this exchange between Chohan and Scooter with Nasty acting as the relay station. Tony and Chad are in the booth before a set was going to go off and Scooter was trying to get Tony to bet....but he had to run everything thru Chad because Tony couldn't hear him in the box.

Scooter: "Ask Tony if he wants to bet $1000"
Chad: "Tony, Scooter wants to know if you want to bet a $1000"
Tony: "I am all in already on this set"
Chad: "Tony says no"
Scooter:" Ask him if he wants to bet a $500"
Chad: "Scooters wants to know if you wanna bet $500."
Tony: "Tell him I will air him for a $1000."
Chad: "Tony says he will air you for a $1000"
Chad to Tony: "Scooter says he's good."

I love this pic of Anna Kostinian my vote getter for Most Original Action Sweating Position:

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Here is a funny shot of Alex in the first set with Shane....he really is like a Killer Pixie:

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The new school meets the old school....Disco and The Tooth:

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The Tooth with his legendary board. I swear I heard him saying "My precioussss..."

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Just a few of the hilarious things I saw at the Derby...ohh and I love this pic. Nothing funny...just pool chics....I love me some pool chics.

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JCIN said:
The Tooth with his legendary board. I swear I heard him saying "My precioussss..."
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LOL....he's so funny though i get the impression he's impersonating minnesota fats.
what's his board is all about? :confused: :confused:
 
lost.in.space said:
LOL....he's so funny though i get the impression he's impersonating minnesota fats.
what's his board is all about? :confused: :confused:
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You roll a ball down to the end rail and it rolls up on to the board and stops in a number. You get 2 or more guys playing for a set amount each roll and the high number wins. There are some more rules but that is the basic idea.
 
Thanks for the funny stories and pics, seeing as I could not be there I love the funny stuff I hear happend and all that




JCIN said:
I was just thinking about all of the funny things I saw and heard at the derby this year. Here are a few random ones:

Easy-e was keeping score in one of the Shane vs Alex sets on a dry erase board we had. I look down and see that the dry erase marker is not erasing...and that there is a normal Sharpy laying right next to the dry erase marker.

I say "What the hell..?"

easy-e: "What..the sharpy...no possible way I could pick that up."

I start cracking up and say " I guess attention to detail doesn't matter much in your real job" (Dude is on a bomb squad.)

easy-e: "Hey..if I ever f#$k up, I'll never know it." :D

Overheard some random action room guy lay this pearl on Tater : "Remember Tater...it's only an air barrel if you lose."

Then there was this exchange between Chohan and Scooter with Nasty acting as the relay station. Tony and Chad are in the booth before a set was going to go off and Scooter was trying to get Tony to bet....but he had to run everything thru Chad because Tony couldn't hear him in the box.

Scooter: "Ask Tony if he wants to bet $1000"
Chad: "Tony, Scooter wants to know if you want to bet a $1000"
Tony: "I am all in already on this set"
Chad: "Tony says no"
Scooter:" Ask him if he wants to bet a $500"
Chad: "Scooters wants to know if you wanna bet $500."
Tony: "Tell him I will air him for a $1000."
Chad: "Tony says he will air you for a $1000"
Chad to Tony: "Scooter says he's good."

I love this pic of Anna Kostinian my vote getter for Most Original Action Sweating Position:

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Here is a funny shot of Alex in the first set with Shane....he really is like a Killer Pixie:

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The new school meets the old school....Disco and The Tooth:

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The Tooth with his legendary board. I swear I heard him saying "My precioussss..."

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Just a few of the hilarious things I saw at the Derby...ohh and I love this pic. Nothing funny...just pool chics....I love me some pool chics.

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drugs funny

Pretty sure it was George Fels I heard talking about the NACPBA, with drug testing the only two players they are going to have are Landon Shuffett and John Schmidt!

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Heres something funny.....The day the onepocket started I had been up a lot and was catching some z's. We were supposed to start at 1pm and I wake up exhausted and head down at 1:30 frantically. I made it down in time and they said the wouldnt be starting till 6 so I run back a n catch a little more sleep. I wake up about at about 730 and cant find my name on the screen in the hotel room. I am upset and so pissed at myself I wasnt even going to buy-back because I was so mad. I go eat the pasta that was real good in the hotel restaurant. I say to myself I need to go buy-back before its too late. So, I go buy-back. Long story short 3 hours later I am talking to this guy and he says that he is not even playing tonight because his name wasnt on the screen. It dawns on me that maybe my first match just wasnt on the screen. I go to desk and ask(I didnt at first because I thought I had just forfieted). I am still in and I got to play John Brumback first. Dont think I need to let you know how that turned out. lol

Hustler08 said:
Thanks for the funny stories and pics, seeing as I could not be there I love the funny stuff I hear happend and all that
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JCIN said:
" I guess attention to detail doesn't matter much in your real job" (Dude is on a bomb squad.)

easy-e: "Hey..if I ever f#$k up, I'll never know it." :D
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This reminded me of one of the Funniest T-shirts I have ever seen. It read:

"United States Marines Bomb Squad.... If you see me running, You better catch up!"
 
JCIN said:
You roll a ball down to the end rail and it rolls up on to the board and stops in a number. You get 2 or more guys playing for a set amount each roll and the high number wins. There are some more rules but that is the basic idea.
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We have a board here like that in STL. But instead of #s, it has poker hands on each hole. The high hand wins. There are also 'bonus' holes you can land in or negative holes as well. The board has been around literally for decades.

The way it is played is for every player, there is a ball on the table. Line them up on the spot and the first player gets ball in hand in the kitchen to hit the balls and have one land on the board. There is a little lip to the board so there is some speed to it to get the ball to go up the lip but not too hard that it doesn't find a hole to land in and come back down. Doesn't matter which numbered ball you get to land.

If there are two players, then you only use two balls. The breaker has a DISTINCT advantage as they can hit the two balls on the spot so one ball goes one rail, off the bottom rail and up on the board. The other ball will go to the side rail and the cue ball to the opposite side rail below the side pocket, bout at the second diamonds. Then the next player basically has to either mult rail their ball up onto the keno board or kick it up onto the board. Either way, they don't have as much control of the speed and more important, spin, on the object ball to get it to 'stick' on the board. When the object ball hits the lip from an angle, it is harder for it to get up on the board. Also the spin on the object ball makes it harder for it to land in a hole & will just bounce around til it rolls off back onto the pool table. I am POSITIVE, even though I have never seen him play, that the Tooth knows this part of the game & that is how he gets his advantage in the game.

Believe me, I am an expert at this game and because of this game is how I got my nickname. But that is another story.
 
Hey Justin, what about the conversation about Landon and Rachael???? I'm not saying another word about that one:D And remember the picture I was going to show you on my cell phone??? Man we had some good laughs out there.
 
alex

i noticed in the picture of alex that he has a new cue he is playing with? is it ? i always thought he playd with what looked like a schon?? thnaks and awsome job guys.:D
 
Chad: If they're in action and they're wearing a T-Shirt, they're from Ohio. Ohio is the Philippines of the United States.

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Justin: It's only an air barrel if you lose.
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Shawn Putnam: What's the over-and-under on how many people in here are wearing a Hustlin' shirt?
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IMO,

Fred
 
stan shuffett said:
easy-e said:
Hey Justin, what about the conversation about Landon and Rachael???? I'm not saying another word about that one:

Good!!!

Stan Shuffett
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Don't worry Stan. As you already know, Landon is a perfect gentleman. Something that was said was taken out of context though. Everyone knows how well behaved he is.
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easy-e said:
Hey Justin, what about the conversation about Landon and Rachael???? I'm not saying another word about that one:D And remember the picture I was going to show you on my cell phone??? Man we had some good laughs out there.
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LOL...Landon is the man. Thats all I am gonna say about that.:D

I forget the cell phone pic...PM me the goods.

Another funny thing was that I was talking to someone on the end of the booth and Joe Rogan's reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup came up (pretty sure this is what started it) which led naturally to the BME pain olympics video. As we were talking about it, DeadPoked looks up from eating his wonderful concession stand lunch and says "Are you serious?...Come on guys ..I am trying to eat here." LOL


Another funny pic:

Proof that Eric Durbin is not a Zombie and that he in fact does go to sleep. In this case right in the middle of the action room for about 6 hours.

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Rachel Abbink tries on the Tooth's glasses....she said she could see the future and that the tooth was gonna be buying a new board.

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Miss Laura Leigh from Hattiesburg, Mississippi the 21 year old hottie stake horse of the young phenom "Lil D". This shot was taken when they were up about $14K and she thought all was right with the world...she literally said "I wish I could do this for the rest of my life." 24 hours later when they were flat busted she looked a little different. I didn't have the heart to ask her if she was ready to go back to college.

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The man some love and some love to hate...Mr. Fatboy just finished unpacking his Sack-O-Cecil's and getting ready to brace the Tooth.

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My vote for president will go to this man in 2008.

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JCIN,

Timberly doesn't post here anymore but I alerted her to your thank you thread and she said she had a blast with you guys.
Especially said that Easy-E is one frikkin hysterical dude.

Regards and great work,
Koop
 
stan shuffett said:
easy-e said:
Hey Justin, what about the conversation about Landon and Rachael???? I'm not saying another word about that one:

Good!!!

Stan Shuffett
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You have a great kid Stan. He is a smart young man with lots of skill.

Tim.
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easy-e said:
stan shuffett said:
Don't worry Stan. As you already know, Landon is a perfect gentleman. Something that was said was taken out of context though. Everyone knows how well behaved he is.
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Thank you, easy-e. I appreciate the extra details.

Stan Shuffett
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