Cue flashback music - In 1993 or 1994 I waltzed into my kitchen looking for something to chew on. As I opened up my refrigerator door I discovered someone had jammed some grapes and a couple of cans of soda (pop) in a shelf and shut the door such that when the door opened, they all came sprawling out. I did my very best with my lightning quick reflexes (hey, this is a flashback) to catch the drinks in their carrier with one hand while grabbing the grapes with the other. Yeah, some grapes were lost, but I didn't ruin the batch. More importantly, I didn't hurt my back with all the gyrations.
As I was congratulating myself, I realized the grapes and the cans of soda were strategically placed to provide support for an unbalanced cantaloupe. With both hands filled with ejected groceries, I watched in horror as the cantaloupe decided to roll slowly out of the refrigerator and dive gracefully to the floor. The canteloupe landed heavily, but not with a splat, crash or bounce, but with a solid yet muted thud.
That's what my tip sounds like.
Fred <~~~ grape savior