Dollar water pays off big at "Hanks" billiards

[RunoutJJ]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hanks-billards-wheat-ridge#hrid:81J05z9QTVW9NaaMj3PzzA

 

[risky biz]

I heard a rumor that some rooms are starting to carry Kamui bottled water.

 

[iusedtoberich]

I'm going to drop in to buy a bottle of water today. Maybe about 1:00 or 2:00 in the afternoon. If anyone would like to hit some with me let me know.

 

[cuesblues]

I heard a rumor that some rooms are starting to carry Kamui bottled water.

The bottle is only 14-ounces, and costs $27.95 + shipping.
Highly engineered, one sip lasts up to 18-games, and if you only drink Kamui water,
it virtually eliminates trips to tiny stench filled rooms like the mens room at Hanks.
I bought some and haven't been to the bathroom in a week and a half.

 

[sfleinen]

The bottle is only 14-ounces, and costs $27.95 + shipping.
Highly engineered, one sip lasts up to 18-games, and if you only drink Kamui water,
it virtually eliminates trips to tiny stench filled rooms like the mens room at Hanks.
I bought some and haven't been to the bathroom in a week and a half.

What would you call that condition? Hankstipated?


-Sean

 

[cuesblues]

What would you call that condition? Hankstipated?


-Sean

In a word yes, but it's not because of the water.
Maybe it's time for one of Hank's famous smothered burritos

 

[michael4]

I heard a rumor that some rooms are starting to carry Kamui bottled water.

very funny

 

[Medalist]

In a word yes, but it's not because of the water.
Maybe it's time for one of Hank's famous smothered burritos

Don't knock those burritos I lived on them till felt opened back up. Mighty good green chili. Get a picture of Hank to put on here, since he is now a azb legend.

 

[Lumocolor]

If its yellow, let it mellow.
If its brown, flush it down.
Thats Hank's motto.

good plan :thumbup:

 

[Black-Balled]

I will buy you a bottle of water.

You are lying!

And I thought the OP was nice...Ol'man Hank using all those dollars for upkeep.

Even though the air freshener was irrelevant.

 

[Black-Balled]

"Those People" and "F*)#king Nit" You punks are throwing names around like it's nothing. First of all, Measureman has never complained about being charged about paying for water. He only brought it up. I personally know Bruce to be a very loyal and financial contributor to Hanks. (he's one of the regulars that is key to keeping the place open)
I get a kick out of all these forums that are filled with the guys that are just willing to make assumptions about somebody and his/her character and than to start slinging names. Hell, some of this crap said face to face to somebody would get your head knocked off in certain situations. Now I'm not saying this as a threat, or to provoke anything, but it's obvious that some guys out there are much more outspoken while sitting behind their monitors than they would be in person.

dave

You are right...lotta ASSumptions!

 

[Underclocked]

Dehydrated bottled water is the way to go if you are going to pay shipping costs.

 

[Spider1]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hanks-billards-wheat-ridge#hrid:81J05z9QTVW9NaaMj3PzzA

:lol:

friggin awesome

 

[sfleinen]

Dehydrated bottled water is the way to go if you are going to pay shipping costs.

But be careful -- there's imposter water going around, that is actually dihydrogen monoxide -- a deadly poison.

Read the following alert on dihydrogen monoxide:

http://dhmo.org/facts.html

Read that first. If that alert scares you, read the following explanation:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

Remember, insist only on Hank's bottled water to be sure!


-Sean

 

[LoVe4DaGaMe]

well it's a public forum idiot so thats what people do. really no one charges for bottled water? So at lowes we sell water but we should just start giving it away? Hmmm didn't know that. Next time at mcdonalds I'll insist they give me the water for free and will give them your free water and air theory. I'll let you know how it works out lol

McDonalds doesn't charge for water... but it isn't in the bottle of course... also.. Are we talking about this place charging for bottled water, or city water? Those are two different things.. Regardless the establishment has to pay for either one it has, so I wouldn't see an issue in selling it.. Hell at my place, we require you to buy a drink if you are going to play pool. (I work at a bar though.. big difference, it can also be a pop or water for a $)

 

[risky biz]

Dehydrated bottled water is the way to go if you are going to pay shipping costs.

I agree. It's pretty cool. I use it when I go backpacking. Just put the powder to a bottle and add 12 ozs. of water.

 

[iusedtoberich]

I visited Hank's today for the first time. When I walked in I asked Hank himself for some of his famous (infamous?) water. It was delicious. I then practiced a bit followed by playing a couple of the regulars there. A nice time was had. I especially liked the music from the nude pic match megatouch machine! Lol. After the girl was done playing it, I was inspired and broke and ran a rack!

 

[cuesblues]

I visited Hank's today for the first time. When I walked in I asked Hank himself for some of his famous (infamous?) water. It was delicious. I then practiced a bit followed by playing a couple of the regulars there. A nice time was had. I especially liked the music from the nude pic match megatouch machine! Lol. After the girl was done playing it, I was inspired and broke and ran a rack!

Will you be at Hank's this weekend?

 

[iusedtoberich]

Will you be at Hank's this weekend?

I might be there again on Friday afternoon but leaving by 5:00 pm to meet my friend after his job. Sat I'm planning on going camping, and Sunday I'm leaving to go back to Atl.

 

[9BallPaul]

It's worth pointing out that Hank has purchased a new sign that adorns the room. No more Paradise Billiards with the missing letters. You can be certain that Hank's water profits made this possible.