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Efren Reyes facts
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Efren is who shot J.R.
Efren's spiritual advisor is Bowser from Sha-na-na
Efren wrote the song "I wear my sunglasses at night" and gave it to Corey Hart as a birthday present
Efren's spiritual advisor is Bowser from Sha-na-na
Efren wrote the song "I wear my sunglasses at night" and gave it to Corey Hart as a birthday present
Efren was Robin Williams stunt double in "Mrs.Doubtfire".
it would sound more like
"pibe, pibe, pibe dol-lar poot long"
"pibe, pibe, pibe dol-lar poot long"
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Efren Reyes killed the dinosaurs because they were bothering him during practice.
Efren Reyes destroyed the Roman Empire because they wouldn't pay up after a money game.
Efren Reyes brought about the Protestant Reformation because the Pope told him to stop gambling.
The reason Europeans were exploring the world is because Efren Reyes told them to find him a new opponent.
Efren's cue will solve world hunger and cure every disease.
When Efren positions the cue ball it isn't the cue ball moving, it's the world moving for the cue ball.
Efren Reyes destroyed the Roman Empire because they wouldn't pay up after a money game.
Efren Reyes brought about the Protestant Reformation because the Pope told him to stop gambling.
The reason Europeans were exploring the world is because Efren Reyes told them to find him a new opponent.
Efren's cue will solve world hunger and cure every disease.
When Efren positions the cue ball it isn't the cue ball moving, it's the world moving for the cue ball.
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Efren's computer has virus protection that keeps him from getting STD's.
Corey Deuel died and went to heaven. St. Peter met him at the gate and said "welcome, is there ANYTHING you want?" and Corey said "YES, I've always wanted to beat Efren playin' 1-pocket", and St. Peter said....no problem, I'll set up the match for 6PM tonight - first one to 4 ahead.
At 6 PM Corey showed up and they flipped for the break, Corey lost and Efren broke made a ball on the break and ran out....4 times in a row. Corey turned to St. Peter and said...."hey that was just like it's always been, I thought I was finally gonna get to beat Efren playin' 1-pocket" to which St. Peter replied "that wasn't Efren, that was GOD, he just THINKS he's Efren".....
At 6 PM Corey showed up and they flipped for the break, Corey lost and Efren broke made a ball on the break and ran out....4 times in a row. Corey turned to St. Peter and said...."hey that was just like it's always been, I thought I was finally gonna get to beat Efren playin' 1-pocket" to which St. Peter replied "that wasn't Efren, that was GOD, he just THINKS he's Efren".....
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As a member of the '82 Milwaukee Brewers, Efren hit .413 with runners in scoring position.
There are two pool eras.
BE and AE.
BE and AE.
Efrens teeth are on display at the Louvre AND the Smithsonian.His Incisors are at the Louvre and his Molars at the Smith.
Apple pays Efren 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
There is no "ctrl" button on Efren's computer. Efren is always in control.
Efren is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Efren doesn't sleep, he waits.
Efren can slam a revolving door.
Efren doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
When google doesn't know it calls Efren.
When Efren looks in the mirror nothing appears... there can never be a second Efren.
There is no "ctrl" button on Efren's computer. Efren is always in control.
Efren is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Efren doesn't sleep, he waits.
Efren can slam a revolving door.
Efren doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
When google doesn't know it calls Efren.
When Efren looks in the mirror nothing appears... there can never be a second Efren.
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Ok,ok,ok,I have to tell the truth.......Efren caught the fish in my avatar with a piece of thread and a tiny piece of chalk as bait.Then I paid him a Trillion dollars to let me hold it for the photo.I'm sorry for lying all this time.
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