Even as the snow flies, Hank still wants a buck-a-bottle for water!

9BallPaul

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Spent some time tonight chatting up Hank and kidding him about the thread that's been bobbing up for the past few months:

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=241364&highlight=hank's

Yeah, the sign is still up: Bottled water $1.

I ordered a Dos Equis, as did Mrs. 9BP (who is genuinely horrified by Hank's and how slummy she finds it. She was the only female present on a Friday night.)

Hank talked about the room's history. It was born in November1963 as the Family Fun Center (it's now outlived JFK) and was once on the loop for every road man in the country. Staton, Buddy Hall, Eddie Taylor, Keith McCready, etc. In those days (the '60s) the local top cue was a guy named Andy Hudson. You could find him at the Fun Center any Friday or Saturday night. Sometimes Bill Stroud came through and the place would stay open 'til the sun came up.

And we laughed about old Omaha Fats, aka Fat Marty, who pretty much died in that place. What a character.

Hank's room is decrepit, to put it kindly. The sign fronting West 38th Avenue announces "Paradise Billiards" (the former name) and the sign over the rear entrance by the parking lot says "Family Fun Center."

"I'm working on that," Hank said, asked about the sign situation. And he laughed about the bottled-water thread. Hank's and old-school guy who doesn't much care about the Internet, much less read AZ.

Here's to Hank.

Before leaving, I asked for a bottle of water to go. I paid him a bean and tipped him likewise.
 
But the place is still open for business, has water for sale, and Martha Stewart would say that is a good thing.
 
Before leaving, I asked for a bottle of water to go. I paid him a bean and tipped him likewise.

The next time your at Hank's place, you should buy more of the famous buck-a-bottle water and sell it on AZ for two bucks! :D
 
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Hard Times in Bellflower has no beer and I pay $1.62 (includes tax) for bottled water. Don't like it but can't be without it.
 
Slummy! Hanks has old school pool room character that only us old timers can appreciate.
 
Order a Budweiser instead of water. Its pretty much water but at least you can get a buzz for an extra 2 bucks....

Are people still complaining about no free water?? :lmao:
 
The only water I drink is in the form of beer.
Water is for pooping in.

HeyPaul, is it snowing in Colorado now. Been raining all day here with a north west wind with a bite to it. Wouldn't be surprised to see a bit of white real soon.
 
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Okay Paul, I need to know if this is all hype or the real deal. I will Pay Pal you two bucks if you will send me one Hank's buck-a-bottle water.

I will take pictures and post a detailed product review. I am not local, so my review would be completely unbiased. I will review packaging, ease of use, quality, value, and test my playing abilities while thirsty versus hydrated with Hank's buck-a-bottle water. But please make sure you do not break the seal... I will not review if the water could potentiially be counterfeit.


Edited post: I told my wife about this and she is royally pissed that I am spending more money on pool related stuff. So I tell you what... if you will send me the Hank's buck-a-bottle water at no charge... I will post a review and then return the bottle to you filled with the free water from where I play. Then you can judge the affects of free water compared to Hank's dollar water. Deal?

Thanks,
JW
 
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Okay Paul, I need to know if this is all hype or the real deal. I will Pay Pal you two bucks if you will send me one Hank's buck-a-bottle water.

I will take pictures and post a detailed product review. I am not local, so my review would be completely unbiased. I will review packaging, ease of use, quality, value, and test my playing abilities while thirsty versus hydrated with Hank's buck-a-bottle water. But please make sure you do not break the seal... I will not review if the water could potentiially be counterfeit.


Edited post: I told my wife about this and she is royally pissed that I am spending more money on pool related stuff. So I tell you what... if you will send me the Hank' buck-a-bottle water at no charge... I will post a review and then return the bottle to you filled with the free water from where I play. Then you can judge the affects of free water compared to dollar water. Deal?

Thanks,
JW

If I may interject here, 9BP doesn't understand that if Hank gets the nomination in 2012, Measureman will be the VP running mate.
Should something unfortunate happen to MM, like if he swallowed a plastic bottle full of water, then Paul could step in.
This really isn't about Hank or water at all, but politics is politics.
 
If I may interject here, 9BP doesn't understand that if Hank gets the nomination in 2012, Measureman will be the VP running mate.
Should something unfortunate happen to MM, like if he swallowed a plastic bottle full of water, then Paul could step in.
This really isn't about Hank or water at all, but politics is politics.

I certainly resent the implications here. Let's meet up at Hank's for some 9-ball. Loser buys all the water.
 
I think the sign out front is missing a letter or two. If Hank had any extra money he probably would've taken care of it years ago.

According to industry sources, bottled water sales are $60 billion dollars per year. So, why shouldn't Hank make a buck or two?

And what about all the lock artists and mooches that swarmed to Hank's a year ago when all the other rooms were closing in Denver? I'll bet they all loaded up on "free" water at home and stuffed bologna sandwiches in their pockets before coming down to spend the day huddled up next to the other rail birds for warmth.

Paying for the water (at 2 gallons a flush) and tissue for all these fun seekers probably means that poor old Hank has to work 'til 3PM every day just to break even.

It's a hard knock life.
 
I certainly resent the implications here. Let's meet up at Hank's for some 9-ball. Loser buys all the water.

You snooze you lose, but anyway, I'll be there today tuning up for the match, with bottled water
placed strategically around the table so I can get used to the pressure.
 
Hank needs the extra dollar to pay for all his losses in the Golf game.:groucho:
 
Just curious...

How much is the usual bet on golf at Hank's?

Average number of players?

Can anyone show up and join in?

thx!

If you play Angel, Nut'tin's Usual.............don't really know, but many play at one time 5-7?, and two tables seem to be going all day Every day.
 
If you play Angel, Nut'tin's Usual.............don't really know, but many play at one time 5-7?, and two tables seem to be going all day Every day.

I've spent some time hanging around that game watching, and I don't get the feeling I can just invite myself in. Of course, I've only been hanging out at this pool hall since the late '60s, so I'm still a newcomer.
 
$1 for a bottle of water is cheap.....there are bars around here that hit you for $2 per bottle, which is redonculous.....some don't even offer water in a glass......I don't drink out much anymore, but when I do, I usually like to drink a glass of water between each drink to manage my buzz/hydration......a few weeks back, ordered my first beer and ice water.....waitress said they usually only offer bottles of water for $2.......told her I usually like to tip, but I was willing to make an exception.....she was kind enough to bring me a glass of water with each drink, smart girl :D
 
I've spent some time hanging around that game watching, and I don't get the feeling I can just invite myself in. Of course, I've only been hanging out at this pool hall since the late '60s, so I'm still a newcomer.

LOL

You probably play too good!

Try donating more...they'll soften up.

IMHO, games like golf give the weaker players more of a chance than they usually have of winning.
 
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