favorite pool sayings

"Man overboard."

Said immediately after your opponent scratches the cueball. :grin-square:
 
Ms.lori shampo.

From the late great LORI SHAMPO,(ill shoot your ovaries off),that mite be the best of all time!
 
He can draw with a cue ball better than you can with a pencil.

This is gonna hurt, might leave a scar too.

He is so uptight he is making diamonds with his ass or simply he is making diamonds.

Before your coach comes to the table start sucking your thumb like a kid.

Before walking to the table for what looks like a tough shot that you know you can make, Twist the butt cap and say “gearing up.”

A drunken girl scout could make that shot if you held her up to the table.
 
JoeW said:
Before your coach comes to the table start sucking your thumb like a kid.
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I hope I can work up the nerve to try that one out some night... done properly, that'll bring down the house! :grin:
 
At the tournament I played in on Saturday one of our local fish had a great line before he made the last 9 ball to win the match against one of our local sharks.

"This is going to be Pepto Bismol's upset of the week"
 
I've walked up to a table where friends are playing.
I have said," Is this the amateur table or can anyone play"?

These guys are far from amateur and I'm no where close to them so this usually works.
 
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1.lets get is out of the mudd little buddy
2.jelly roll
3.hold up jenny craige i need some weaght
4.the pound is open cuz i dogged it
5.i hope the pocket dont move
6.im dead horse fu%^&g him
7.id wrather be lucky then good.
8.ball bangers
9.that guy moves like a ghost
10.J walk much
 
One of my brothers was fond of saying, when he missed a shot on an easy runout: "I could screw up a free lunch."
 
Right before I break, I ask "did you enjoy the game?"

The best on I've used: After they missed or shot the wrong ball, they ask "what would you of done?" My response: "I would of won four shots ago"

Yes I'm a smart ass


BL
 
What is the difference between a Pro Pool Player, and an X-L Pizza.



You can feed a family of 4 with the Pizza.
 
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Need me to snap a chalk line for ya?

Anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?

When the cue ball rolls too far: Stop! Or I'll say 'Stop!' again.
 
Guy said this in the pool hall a week ago.

My wife likes to talk after having sex. Just last night she called me from the Holiday Inn.
 
A teammate, when she hits hard and misses, will often say: I should have hit it softer.
My reply: No, you should have hit it straighter.
 
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