chalks free.
it coasts an extra $1 to play on the floor so keep em on the table.
it coasts an extra $1 to play on the floor so keep em on the table.
favorite pool sayings
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You play pool like old people F***, slow and sloppy
From the infamous Jack Lyle
When someone says how much you got?
you say " I could change your name"
When someone says how much you got?
you say " I could change your name"
Pool sayings
Walk over to the object ball before a really hard shot and tell it what time it is...make the shot and explain to your opponent that it was a simple timing shot and the ball obviously needed to know the time.
After hollering, begging and pleading for a ball that finally drops...pick it out of the pocket and say "Nice talking to you ball."
Walk over to the object ball before a really hard shot and tell it what time it is...make the shot and explain to your opponent that it was a simple timing shot and the ball obviously needed to know the time.
After hollering, begging and pleading for a ball that finally drops...pick it out of the pocket and say "Nice talking to you ball."
1.you are more lucky than a 3 dicked billy goat.
2.you are more lucky then a fag in a dick tree
3.down goes Frazier
4.know your roll cue ball
5.slow your roll
6.shoot pool honky
7.did you turn the auto aim on my stick off
8. is this cue lefthanded
2.you are more lucky then a fag in a dick tree
3.down goes Frazier
4.know your roll cue ball
5.slow your roll
6.shoot pool honky
7.did you turn the auto aim on my stick off
8. is this cue lefthanded
To a scotch doubles partner who just made his shot but dogged position for you.
" Uhhhh. Exactly what did you have in mind for me here?"
To an opponent who just slopped in the most unlikely 9B in the universe.
" Damn! I was hoping you didn't see that shot."
" Uhhhh. Exactly what did you have in mind for me here?"
To an opponent who just slopped in the most unlikely 9B in the universe.
" Damn! I was hoping you didn't see that shot."
To my beloved wife and Scotch Pardner.
"Whos team are you playing on"?
I was playing 9 ball with a friend and after I made the 8 and scratched he says "The intentional foul was risky there"
I love: "Run Forest... RUUUUNNNN" when I feel to get short on the next position
in German, when you get a strange look for calling a completly sick combo "Wieso? Liegt doch tot aufs Loch???"
Is a bit difficult to translate, means somethingl like "Why? It's like shooting a dead duck"
when missing a shot "on our tables the pocket is exactly there"
when the carambol player on the next table is frowning about a bad shot "Oh I know why you missed... that table isbroken, they forgot the pockets"
When ever I overdraw the extreme long straight draw shot AGAIN, my friend keeps saying "definatly a bad kamui tip"
(When I got my new shaft from my cuemaker, it made funny noise during shooting and felt kind of strange to me, so I called him, he came to our Monday tournament and when I wanted to show the issue, I realised that I did not close the threat properly...)
when somebody asks me, about my custom cue, I usually say "oh I spend so much time sitting during the matches, that I at least want something pretty to look at"
in German, when you get a strange look for calling a completly sick combo "Wieso? Liegt doch tot aufs Loch???"
Is a bit difficult to translate, means somethingl like "Why? It's like shooting a dead duck"
when missing a shot "on our tables the pocket is exactly there"
when the carambol player on the next table is frowning about a bad shot "Oh I know why you missed... that table isbroken, they forgot the pockets"
When ever I overdraw the extreme long straight draw shot AGAIN, my friend keeps saying "definatly a bad kamui tip"
(When I got my new shaft from my cuemaker, it made funny noise during shooting and felt kind of strange to me, so I called him, he came to our Monday tournament and when I wanted to show the issue, I realised that I did not close the threat properly...)
when somebody asks me, about my custom cue, I usually say "oh I spend so much time sitting during the matches, that I at least want something pretty to look at"
Greatest woof line
Lori Shampo on challenging Jean Balukas to play some 9 ball for $500 a game at the Maverick Club in Richmond, Ky. "I'll shoot your ovaries off!"
Beard
Lori Shampo on challenging Jean Balukas to play some 9 ball for $500 a game at the Maverick Club in Richmond, Ky. "I'll shoot your ovaries off!"
Beard
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A few of my favorites:
(When being stalled, or playing a slow opponent) "Good thing pool is an indoor sport. Otherwise, you'd have pigeons landing on you."
"The guy couldn't play dead in a cowboy movie."
"If it was supposed to be easy, they would have called it bowling."
"That was a time shot, just not this time."
(After a slow player misses a shot) "I could have missed that with a lot less preparation."
(To the player with the big dollar cue), A $3000 cue, and a ten-cent stroke.
After making a ridiculously lucky or skillful shot: "It's in my book. Page 121"
(When your opponent misses his shape, and leaves ball and cueball in the center of the table): Six pockets to choose from... Good strategy.
Yes, I'm a bit sarcastic. lol
Lenny, Pockets-Tucson
(When being stalled, or playing a slow opponent) "Good thing pool is an indoor sport. Otherwise, you'd have pigeons landing on you."
"The guy couldn't play dead in a cowboy movie."
"If it was supposed to be easy, they would have called it bowling."
"That was a time shot, just not this time."
(After a slow player misses a shot) "I could have missed that with a lot less preparation."
(To the player with the big dollar cue), A $3000 cue, and a ten-cent stroke.
After making a ridiculously lucky or skillful shot: "It's in my book. Page 121"
(When your opponent misses his shape, and leaves ball and cueball in the center of the table): Six pockets to choose from... Good strategy.
Yes, I'm a bit sarcastic. lol
Lenny, Pockets-Tucson
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If i had a stroke like yours then take me to a hospital........cant remember where i heard it but i laugh every time.
My favorite is my wife when playing leagues and slops in a ball: "God Bless the APA!"
Related... "only on a Tuesday" (our league night)
