Funniest Post of the Year

Taiko

Taiko

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Throughtout the year I have read some extremely funny and sarcastic post that have helped to break up the monotony in the office.:) However, I know I was not even close to reading every post on this forum; more like 7%. I'm sure I missed a lot of funny stuff.:D

So, as we say goodbye to this year could some of you post what you feel is the funnist post you've read this year on AZ.

Thanks, good luck and best wishes to all for the coming new year.

Taiko
 
ANY of the back-and-forth banterings between Williebetmore and Breakup.

Thank God I have an office with a door so my co workers can't see me splitting my sides with laughter and tears streaming from my eyes!

Barbara
 
I really liked the post by OHB about flushing his bare feet in the toilet during marathon matches. Rest in Peace OHB.
OldHasBeen said:
Waaaaaaay Back in the early '60's (hippy days) I used to play all the time in bare feet. I loved it. There was something about it that made me more energetic and quick. During long sessions back then, I would take a break and wash my face, hands and put my foot (one at a time) into the toilet and flush. It was very refreshing and I could play for hours that way.
Way later in life, I told Louie about this because he sometimes would be playing for days on end. After a couple of days (in the same shoes and socks), there could be an odor. He liked the idea so much that he started doing it even when only playing for 6 or 8 hours.
Now I just wear NB walking shoes - and not for long.

TY & GL
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Funny, But True

I couldn't stop laughing when i read this one::)

BrooklynJay said:
this thread proves to me that:

1) you should read all threads as you never know what's gonna happen in any of them (i can't believe I just found this!)
2) any thread, at any time, can become about kevin varney
3) any thread that becomes about kevin varney will be at least 15 pages minimum
4) any thread about kevin varney always gets jimbo banned somehow

btw, who is "kristi" carter? and why hasn't she responded again?
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Hal said:
I really liked the post by OHB about flushing his bare feet in the toilet during marathon matches. Rest in Peace OHB.
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This gives a whole new meaning to the "3 second rule"!

Ecchhhh!

Barbara
 
Hal said:
I really liked the post by OHB about flushing his bare feet in the toilet during marathon matches. Rest in Peace OHB.
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That was one of my favorites too. :D
JoeyA
 
I forgot this guys name, he was out of Denver, but his logic/lack of, really got me shaking my head at times in laughter. He no longer posts here. Something to do with Zen??????
 
Island Drive said:
I forgot this guys name, he was out of Denver, but his logic/lack of, really got me shaking my head at times in laughter. He no longer posts here. Something to do with Zen??????
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Dhakala i believe...he was an odd one lol
 
I liked the one where everyone was giving Cuetechasauras negative rep and someone accidentally gave him good rep. :p
 
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It just happened.

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showpost.php?p=568361&postcount=23

ROTFLMFAO

That was deleted but here it is for anyone who missed it..

landshark77 said:
Jimbo...I'm gonna give you some advice and I hope you take it.
Buy some granny panties...two sizes two small. Put them on...this will help to move your belly up to shoulder area. Take your t-shirt and rip from the center of the collar to halfway down the shirt. This will bear your "cleavage"...i.e., your pushed up belly. Put a belt around your waist LOOSELY...this will let people know that your t-shirt is actually a dress. Take a picture and post it as your avatar.

Now...make sure your sig. proclaims you are a virgin and your love for Jesus. Then also put a link to your online photo album...which contains naked "artsy" porn. Then go in post in all the popular threads. Make sure you post off topic obsence things...and name drop...don't forget...name dropping makes you sound important....and people will like you.

Follow my instructions and you will OW3N (<~~~that's how the cool kids say it, right :confused: ) this board.
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For pure humor, there is no way to top any thread in which 8-ball Bernie claims to be a good pool player.
 
cueaddicts said:
YEP.........absolutely :D
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I was literally in tears reading that.

I think it has more to do with actually meeting JimBo and the mental picture I got but also the veiled reference is priceless.
 
Koop said:
I was literally in tears reading that.

I think it has more to do with actually meeting JimBo and the mental picture I got but also the veiled reference is priceless.
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Yes, and it's a shame that it's now gone.
 
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