funniest thing ever saw during a pool match

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denzy

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Back in 2001 at the Rivieria hotel in Vegas during a championship 8 ball match, the person who lost instead of shaking hands with the champion, he pulled his pants and underwear down to his knees and bend over and mooned the person he was playing. In front of about 500 people. Never the less he was barred from any team events.
 
denzy

It wasn't funny then or now. I was Kid when I had a guy drop his Member in the pocket I was shooting the 9 ball in and tell me to fire away. I hit the ball so hard I missed which was the desired effect.
 
i saw shannon daulton reach into a pocket to get the cueball out, not noticing he grabbed the 3 ball instead. he had put the 3 ball like 3 inches from the pocket. he was so zoned out he looked at the table, didnt see the cueball anywhere, and reached in the pocket to get it out. he then proceeded to start to shoot with ball in hand, but that 3 ball he pulled out was still sitting there and he didn't know he did that.

earl got up before he shot the first ball and put the 3 ball in the hole for him, as it would have obviously been a foul if earl wouldnt have done that.

that was pretty interesting one. and earl isnt always so misbehaved as some would have you believe.
 
Ball Banger said:
denzy

It wasn't funny then or now. I was Kid when I had a guy drop his Member in the pocket I was shooting the 9 ball in and tell me to fire away. I hit the ball so hard I missed which was the desired effect.
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Thats probably the funniest thing I have ever read on this forum.
 
During league, guy was breaking 8-ball, lost his footing, smashed his jewels onto the edge of the table.

Funny part was: his team mates all ran over to see if he had broken his cue !!!
 
We were at the old Hollywood Billiards underground late one night, the floors were tile and were pretty slippery due mostly to cigarette ashes. A friend had to reach across the table and was fully stretched out on one foot when he slipped and face-planted the felt, it's a good thing there wasn't a ball there since he could have been seriously hurt.

He had a good sense of humor about it though and used a bridge the next time, wow I miss that place it was truly a "pool hall" complete with no windows and "Riders on the Storm" constantly playing in the background.
 
i was playing in a team event vnea jr. nationals one year and one of my teammates who was a very big kid was shooting, his foot slipped he fell on the table moved the whole barbox like 2 foot and rearranged all the balls.lol
 
One of my teammates was breaking, and on his final stroke he completely missed the cue ball and his cue went up and hit the lights on his follow through. There was no fould though since he never actually touched the cue ball, and he ended up breaking and running out.
 
While playing at a local room, a few of us noticed two women having at it back in the corner on the table. They both knew their way around a rack.:eek:

Everyone here probably has the day that got them hooked on pool, that was mine.:wink: I have been returning everyday trying to find that form, it hasn't been duplicated since.:frown:
 
I was playing in a local bar tourney.....my opponent won the lag and gets his break shaft screwed into his very fancy high end custom.....assumes his poker face, brows knitted, teeth gnashing stance.....takes about 5 exagerated back swings and lets loose.......custom cue misses cb.....leaves players hand @ aprox 25 mph.....completly penetrates the lampshade over the table.....and impales itself about 3 feet into the ceiling tile.......this guy is so embarrased......he forfeits the game.......Dan
 
Not quite as funny as you guys, but this made me laugh back in August 2008.

I'm in Vegas with a team for APA nationals. We all "claimed" to have hookups at different hotels so the team did not stay together, there were 8 of us. At Nationals they do this ID check before the matches, well we play at the Riv at 8AM. It was probably 110 degrees. My team captain comes in at about 8:13AM dripping in sweat from running from his hotel because he overslept. He stayed at the Venetian. Anyway the guy is literally wringing his shirt out and trying to wipe himself off while shaking hands with the other team before the match. They throw a beautiful girl up to play the first match, he's so juiced from the run he wants to play first. They are about to lag and shake hands and he trips and just gets his "wetness" all over her as he ends up pressed against her on the side of the table. He was conservatively 350 lbs and she was maybe 100 lbs.She's totally grossed out and swearing left and right because she got so much of his sweat on her. He was a country boy and thought it was hilarious, actually worked at the Hog Factory. He beat her 2-0 in about 35 innings, yes they were both SL3. Good times.

One sweaty embrace can SHARK you for an entire match!
 
horse playing around with my good buddy after beating him in a 9 ball match... He lost so I was about to give him a punch in the chest... he decided to duck... My fist caught him square in the mug. KNocked him out cold, feet straight up in the air laying in the middle of the pool room.
 
Years ago, late 80's I was playing in an 8-Ball bar tourney. There was this guy there whom was probably this best player but a complete a$$. Always trying to Shark players out of shots. I was in the finals with him. I Went to shoot the 8 in the corner and sure enough he goes near that corner and is jingeling what sounds like 10$ in change in his pocket. I stopped pulled out a 20$ bill and asked if he had change for a 20 and then proceeded to make the 8 for the game and the Win. This was one of my first tournament wins and still one of my favorite. There were a lot of people watching that also had dislike for this guy. Everyone laughed at him histaricly and he never came back to that tourney.
 
Drunk

"One time" I got "pretty" trashed at a local bar tourney. After is was over some guy wanted to play $10 a game 8 ball. I beat him like 5 in a row and proceded to give him $10 each time because I was lit. Oh wait, you said funny stories...this one sucked for me:(
 
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Fuji-whopper said:
We were at the old Hollywood Billiards underground late one night, the floors were tile and were pretty slippery due mostly to cigarette ashes. A friend had to reach across the table and was fully stretched out on one foot when he slipped and face-planted the felt, it's a good thing there wasn't a ball there since he could have been seriously hurt.

He had a good sense of humor about it though and used a bridge the next time, wow I miss that place it was truly a "pool hall" complete with no windows and "Riders on the Storm" constantly playing in the background.
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Amazing how a song can transport you in time to a place you associate strongly with that song. And this is a great song to do that. Playing pool in the Army for me.

Thanks for reminding me.

3railkick
 
Ball Banger said:
denzy

It wasn't funny then or now. I was Kid when I had a guy drop his Member in the pocket I was shooting the 9 ball in and tell me to fire away. I hit the ball so hard I missed which was the desired effect.
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Well, if you missed, whats with the nickname?:eek::wink::grin:
 
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