Funny BSers busted

ShootingArts said:
Down in south Louisiana we eat almost anything but one of my neighbors cooked one of those haggis things and not only could nobody eat it but the neighborhood had to be evacuated for six blocks downwind and two and a half blocks upwind. I'll stick to regular food like alligator, nutria, possum, and armadillo with the occasional spotted owl for variety.

Hu

PS: The New Orleans(Audubon) zoo was closed for an extra three months after Katrina because they couldn't find the recipes to put in front of some of the animal enclosures and had to get Mawmaw Boudreaux to write them down again. Unfortunately a lot of animals were lost in testing.
My wife has an aweful amount of hillbilly/redneck in her blood stream and I have tried to get her out of it with the Haggis fest once a month but we seem to have a regular fish fry and coon supper to combat my sophistication. I think thta Johnny Archer is into that stuff. Makes him play better,
 
bfdlad said:
I got confused sorry. you are right on the legs. You have to remember the speed at which I was running at the time. I did not have a license, I was on someone elses property (poaching) and those little f*7^%ers move fast once they get your there. You are right though. Good stuff to eat it is a delicacy among hethans, tinkers and cow theives. I'm amazed that you do not like it for that reason alone Wolf :)

Do they still have Tinkers?
OH! You mean thos guys who keep modifying their cue, trying to get it to play just right. :o
JoeyA
 
JoeyA said:
Do they still have Tinkers?
OH! You mean thos guys who keep modifying their cue, trying to get it to play just right. :o
JoeyA
LOL Joey, Thank you for the heads up on that I did nnot think that they were also making changes to cues. I may have to try and find one however the town I live in is full of Pikeys so I will keep trying. U R funny though.
 
wolfgun said:
You are so busted! I don't think that you have ever actually seen a Haggis. Because they run clockwise in Scotland, it's their right leg that is shorter. I have this on good authority! Also, it's "counter-clockwise", what kind of made-up word is "anti-clockwise"? And finally, as much fun as the Haggis are to hunt, I just can't seem to make myself eat it when served.
I am on the verge of losing my business. Please AZers help me. I have bought into a 50 acre jackalope farm and just been running into bad luck. I know this will work I just need more time and working capital. I am willing to sell shares at $25.00 per share, believe me once this thing hits you will all be going home in a limo. Fatboy????
 
bfdlad said:
I am on the verge of losing my business. Please AZers help me. I have bought into a 50 acre jackalope farm and just been running into bad luck. I know this will work I just need more time and working capital. I am willing to sell shares at $25.00 per share, believe me once this thing hits you will all be going home in a limo. Fatboy????

Are you sure it's Jackalope and not the Jackanory version?:)
 
2 nights ago, guy woofing it up all week at work

at the start of the session:
me "8-ball, ball in hand?"
him "ball in hand?. hell nah, i play real pool, behind the line."
 
How about public figure BSers? I remember one from Surgeon General Jocyln Elders (Clinton admin). She was on stage during some kind of benefit where live music was being played. She remarked at how much she enjoyed Eric Clapner's music, and how Eric Clapner is her favorite musician! lol

...and don't get me started on Al Gore. I guess politicians should be off-limits here because we'd overload the bandwidth.
 
bfdlad said:
I am on the verge of losing my business. Please AZers help me. I have bought into a 50 acre jackalope farm and just been running into bad luck. I know this will work I just need more time and working capital. I am willing to sell shares at $25.00 per share, believe me once this thing hits you will all be going home in a limo. Fatboy????

I grew up in prime jackalope country, and my neighbor actually raised them. Due to proprietary trade secrets, he wouldn't let anyone see his operation, but he sold the meat and the mounted heads from his country store/taxidermy shop. The tourists loved the flavor of the meat, and paid a premium for it. He also sold a lot of mexican jumping beans, and rattlesnake eggs. ;)
 
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