glass of wine
> Glass of Wine
>
>
> To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
> and those who don't and are always
> seen with a bottle of water in their hand,
> Ben Franklin said:
> "In wine there is wisdom,
> In beer there is freedom,
> In water there is bacteria."
>
> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
> scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
> 1 litre of water each day,
> at the end of the year we would have absorbed
> more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
> found in feces.
> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
>
> However,
> We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
> because alcohol has to go through a purification process
> of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
>
> Remember:
> Water = Poop,
> Wine = Health
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
> than to drink water and be full of shit.
>
> VERIFICATION:
> BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
> THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
> I'm doing it as a public service.
