Funny pic/gif thread...
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sorry I missed your birthday too, btw:
A man & his ever nagging wife were on a holiday trip in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost $5,000 to ship her home or $50 to bury her here. The husband said ship her home. The undertaker said "but Sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land & save the money?" The husband said "A long, long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3 days later he rose from the dead.... I can't take that chance with this *****!!!!
Shoplifter injured falling off curb
Augusta, GA
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back, the injury did not appear to be severe.
After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment. The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.
Augusta, GA
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back, the injury did not appear to be severe.
After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment. The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.
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Hahaha, he got off easy. Don't ya think?
Maybe the Para Medics were ex Marines and he sustained a couple of those en route, yes?
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Always a good practice
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Can you hear me now?
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Should've used the Ultra Heavy Flow
This is funny and I wish it were true, but I have my doubts that it happened. Does anyone have a newspaper article or something to verify that this is true?
Check snopes. I remember hearing it was not true. The marines held him until the cops arrived, and someone took the creative liberty to add the injuries.
Funnier after editing, IMO.
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