Funny pic/gif thread...

..........and he picked up the 7/10 split too!



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Flemish language lesson of the day: Arguing about small details is called "mieren neuken", which means " screwing ants"!
 
Black-Balled said:
Flemish language lesson of the day: Arguing about small details is called "mieren neuken", which means " screwing ants"!
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Lol. Quite correct.

We also use it as a noun: "mierenneuker" which translates 1 on 1 as antscrewer but
the real meaning of the word similar to the verb is someone who is strict on some small details/rules.

There was very recently a ruling from our supreme court that it is ok in most cases to
call a police officer a mierenneuker.

And that makes 20.000 posts in this epic thread.

gr. Dave
 
Mr. Wilson said:
..........and he picked up the 7/10 split too!



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I'm going to assume that's a school teacher that soon found the sting of a suspension. Punishment goes up exponentially when the video is on the 'net! On that 1st contact, that kid got smashed in the face and chest enough to go horizontal flying!
 
true story

Hope this worked. Hanent posted a pic in a while
 

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KoolKat9Lives said:
I'm going to assume that's a school teacher that soon found the sting of a suspension. Punishment goes up exponentially when the video is on the 'net! On that 1st contact, that kid got smashed in the face and chest enough to go horizontal flying!
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lol

looks fake to me. The first kid that got hit, looked like he leaped to me and the two dudes next to him that got hit looked like exaggerated soccer style falls
 
Way to go Schnilson. I had my best joke of the day in the JB thread and you went and closed it before I could post.

You owe me some sheep buddy.
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
I'm going to assume that's a school teacher that soon found the sting of a suspension. Punishment goes up exponentially when the video is on the 'net! On that 1st contact, that kid got smashed in the face and chest enough to go horizontal flying!
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meh! kids need to toughen up, enough of this "trophy for participating" bull$hit!
 
Entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance: I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
There were close to 200 seniors and their families present.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"$h*t" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens center and Claude was never invited back to entertain.
 
stutz said:
lol

looks fake to me. The first kid that got hit, looked like he leaped to me and the two dudes next to him that got hit looked like exaggerated soccer style falls
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I don't think it was "fake." That rubber tube weights about 70 lbs with a large surface area, coming at you at 10-15 mph. Sure, they were ready for the impact, but I think they acted like "pins": stand straight up, don't lean forward or back, just go where the tube takes you.
 
spaceman said:
Entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance: I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
There were close to 200 seniors and their families present.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"$h*t" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens center and Claude was never invited back to entertain.
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Claude may not get invited back, but you sir, have potential.:eek:
 
spaceman said:
Entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance: I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
There were close to 200 seniors and their families present.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"$h*t" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens center and Claude was never invited back to entertain.
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:clapping:
JoeyA
 
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