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Golf is Better than SEX
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better ThanSex!
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7.... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
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#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better ThanSex!
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7.... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
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#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
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Yes, as a matter of fact I do vote.
Spellin' ain't importent, as long as you git the massage...
20,000 Nascar fans walked by, nobody noticed!
"I got a like brain fer sell - it ain't hardly ben used!"
Hooked On Phonics Worked for Me
They're half off, mine's due in next week!
Summer skool dropout
Get a dictionary, Stoopid!
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Sample captions:
Yes, as a matter of fact I do vote.
Spellin' ain't importent, as long as you git the massage...
20,000 Nascar fans walked by, nobody noticed!
"I got a like brain fer sell - it ain't hardly ben used!"
Hooked On Phonics Worked for Me
They're half off, mine's due in next week!
Summer skool dropout
Get a dictionary, Stoopid!
He must have gone to Whatsamatter U.
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Heer's yure sine!
rackmsuckr said:
Heer's yure sine!