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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I recommend....

I got this from a friend, hope you all enjoy..

INSTALING A HUSBAND

DEar Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow doen in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

In addition Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as romance 9.5 and personal attention 6.5 and then installed undesirably programs such as: NBA 5.0 NFL3.0 and Golf Culbs 4.1

conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Houscleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail

What can i do?

SIgned,
Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, wile Husband 1.0 ia an operating system

Please enter command ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

However remember that overuse of the above application can cause husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,happy hour 7.0 or beer 6.1.
please not that beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the B Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-IN-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all you system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the boyfriend 5.0. This is an unsupported appilcation and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn now applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
we recommend : Cooking 3.0 and Hot lingerie 7.7

GOOD LUCK !
Tech Support


She can also try installing BJ 6.5.....

Jaden
 
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