Funny pic/gif thread...
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You must be smoking weed right now...
Cause those last two posts zero sense...:thumbup:
Jaden
Cause those last two posts zero sense...:thumbup:
Jaden
No. Those are obviously Internet Cam Girls, who are going to get stoned, before going to their respective bedrooms to take off their clothes and do whatever they are asked to do by the Wankers that are watching them.
I have honestly never watched one myself. Just what I have heard they do.
I have honestly never watched one myself. Just what I have heard they do.
Repeat. But this is so funny so need repost oldie.. Pool related..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SfarVIcg8xQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SfarVIcg8xQ
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That clip never seems to get old. :rotflmao1::rotflmao1::rotflmao1:
That clip never seems to get old. :rotflmao1::rotflmao1::rotflmao1:
Husband and wife diaries
How men and women record things in their diaries.
Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, ˜Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
Husband's Diary:
A two-foot putt .. who the hell misses a two-foot putt?
How men and women record things in their diaries.
Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, ˜Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
Husband's Diary:
A two-foot putt .. who the hell misses a two-foot putt?
A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi get on a plane........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q
Visionary
Panhandle, pedal faster
Playing card, listen, master
Pointed gun, aim to please
No one talking, no one sees
Take a stand and collect
Images and imageless
Think in rhymes every time
Someone was a friend of mine
Visionary, in a cage, Londonderry
Visionary, foggiest notion, visionary
Visionary
Strip away the silver and the gold
Torn up stories in your cage
Never time to be a sage
So sublime
Growing old before your time
Panhandle, pedal faster
Playing card, listen, master
Pointed gun, aim to please
No one talking, no one sees
Take a stand and collect
Images and imageless
Think in rhymes every time
Someone was a friend of mine
Visionary, in a cage, Londonderry
Visionary, foggiest notion, visionary
Visionary
Strip away the silver and the gold
Torn up stories in your cage
Never time to be a sage
So sublime
Growing old before your time
the best way to put out a fire on an idiot's face is to kick him in the face repeatedly.
i was hoping to read this ---
OH Afroman!!! He nailed it this time!! Here's his latest hit!!
http://youtu.be/hRcYsEjuvv4
Here's another look at it!! Maybe,,,instead,,, he shoulda got high.
http://youtu.be/jXI9AzePHvE
http://youtu.be/hRcYsEjuvv4
Here's another look at it!! Maybe,,,instead,,, he shoulda got high.
http://youtu.be/jXI9AzePHvE
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check out the face at 1.47...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j13khaeFUcA&list=PL867DD18A04B84D4A#t=102
neither wind, nor...well, just wind. And the shid blowing around in it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j13khaeFUcA&list=PL867DD18A04B84D4A#t=102
neither wind, nor...well, just wind. And the shid blowing around in it!
Would you look at that!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-eZY-80ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-eZY-80ek
I have watched all his videos. And he has allot. Ed Bassmaster.
Check out "i have a bruce" and a video of him selling a snapping turtle on CL. They are the funniest that I can remember right now.