You don't know how much I wish they hadn't blacked out that phone number
Funny pic/gif thread...
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You don't know how much I wish they hadn't blacked out that phone number
They're not the best, but.....
I don't get it.
They alright donuts.
Need any help there. I'm a good volunteer, ya know.
When I rode in the Motor Drome, the Riders resting place between shows was close to under the entrance stairs.
The Owner finally got pissed at us and put up a tarp under the stairs so we could no longer look up. So many Leetle Thongs, So Leetle Time. And many with nuttin on at all. Shame on you little girls, for being such brazen little Hussies.
It was one of the job perks until he messed with it. Altho, admittedly, it is a tad difficult to ride a motorcycle on the side of a wall with half a bone going on and your mind on other things. Maybe he was just worried about our personal safety. Nah, he was just a Dick.
When I rode in the Motor Drome, the Riders resting place between shows was close to under the entrance stairs.
The Owner finally got pissed at us and put up a tarp under the stairs so we could no longer look up. So many Leetle Thongs, So Leetle Time. And many with nuttin on at all. Shame on you little girls, for being such brazen little Hussies.
It was one of the job perks until he messed with it. Altho, admittedly, it is a tad difficult to ride a motorcycle on the side of a wall with half a bone going on and your mind on other things. Maybe he was just worried about our personal safety. Nah, he was just a Dick.
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>>>>
>>>> Square
>>>> Testicles
>>>>
>>>> This is a
>>>> joke that is supposed to bring you the luck of the
>>>> Irish.
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> An elderly woman
>>>> walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one
>>>> morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
>>>> and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said,
>>>> she had a lot of money.
>>>>
>>>> After many
>>>> lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee
>>>> took the elderly woman to the president's
>>>> office.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed
>>>> her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
>>>> The
>>>> president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much
>>>> money . The elderly woman replied that she made
>>>> bets.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of
>>>> bets?'
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are
>>>> square.'
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to
>>>> win a bet like that.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The woman never batted
>>>> an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take
>>>> my bet?'
>>>>
>>>> 'Certainly',
>>>> replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not
>>>> square.'
>>>>
>>>> 'Done', the
>>>> elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you
>>>> don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with
>>>> my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank
>>>> confidently.
>>>>
>>>> That night,
>>>> the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in
>>>> front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and
>>>> that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one
>>>> could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there
>>>> was no way he could lose the bet.
>>>>
>>>> The next
>>>> morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's
>>>> office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day
>>>> before
>>>> that the president's testicles were square.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day
>>>> before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that
>>>> she and her lawyer could see clearly.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president was happy to oblige.
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman came closer so she could see better and
>>>> asked the
>>>> president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given
>>>> the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
>>>> sure.'
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the
>>>> lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman
>>>> why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet
>>>> him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
>>>> balls of the President of the Royal Bank of
>>>> Ireland.'
>>>>
>>>> The origin
>>>> of this Irish story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it
>>>> is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be
>>>> unlucky.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Do not keep
>>>> this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your
>>>> friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in
>>>> the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck
>>>> during the four days.
>>>>
>>>> Even if all
>>>> you do is make someone laugh, send it on!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> * * * * * * * * *
>>>> If you send this page
>>>> to more than 5 people, you will have good luck for the next 5
>>>> years
>>>>
>>>> in addition
>>>> to the luck you will have within the next 4
>>>> days.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> =
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Square
>>>> Testicles
>>>>
>>>> This is a
>>>> joke that is supposed to bring you the luck of the
>>>> Irish.
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> An elderly woman
>>>> walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one
>>>> morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
>>>> and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said,
>>>> she had a lot of money.
>>>>
>>>> After many
>>>> lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee
>>>> took the elderly woman to the president's
>>>> office.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed
>>>> her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
>>>> The
>>>> president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much
>>>> money . The elderly woman replied that she made
>>>> bets.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of
>>>> bets?'
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are
>>>> square.'
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to
>>>> win a bet like that.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The woman never batted
>>>> an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take
>>>> my bet?'
>>>>
>>>> 'Certainly',
>>>> replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not
>>>> square.'
>>>>
>>>> 'Done', the
>>>> elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you
>>>> don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with
>>>> my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank
>>>> confidently.
>>>>
>>>> That night,
>>>> the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in
>>>> front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and
>>>> that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one
>>>> could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there
>>>> was no way he could lose the bet.
>>>>
>>>> The next
>>>> morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's
>>>> office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day
>>>> before
>>>> that the president's testicles were square.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day
>>>> before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that
>>>> she and her lawyer could see clearly.
>>>>
>>>> The
>>>> president was happy to oblige.
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman came closer so she could see better and
>>>> asked the
>>>> president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given
>>>> the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
>>>> sure.'
>>>>
>>>> The elderly
>>>> woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the
>>>> lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman
>>>> why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet
>>>> him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
>>>> balls of the President of the Royal Bank of
>>>> Ireland.'
>>>>
>>>> The origin
>>>> of this Irish story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it
>>>> is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be
>>>> unlucky.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Do not keep
>>>> this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your
>>>> friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in
>>>> the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck
>>>> during the four days.
>>>>
>>>> Even if all
>>>> you do is make someone laugh, send it on!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> * * * * * * * * * * *
>>>> * * * * * * * * *
>>>> If you send this page
>>>> to more than 5 people, you will have good luck for the next 5
>>>> years
>>>>
>>>> in addition
>>>> to the luck you will have within the next 4
>>>> days.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> =
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
Damn.....I like it:thumbup:
That cracked me up !!! :thumbup:
I'd have to check with my appliance expert to be sure, but that piece is supposed to shut off if the door opens while it is running.
The next day!
I can't believe it did not shut off very early in the video. I wonder if he hard wired the motor right to the line, and bypassed all of the washing machine's circuitry entirely.
didn't expect that LOL
My expert said that video been around so long, when ti was new, the Dead Sea waren't even sick...and yes, the machine was modified to bypass all safety features.
Here is a great song about an Atheist that was converted to Christianity after hearing an account of a real, true-life miracle. It's also pretty funny! God bless you all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8HT6Ux8FM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8HT6Ux8FM
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>> and I decided to do a little research and after two weeks of chasing
>> fruitless leads, I found what I'd been looking for at the Truman Library and
>> Museum in Independence Missouri. A unnamed source there sent me copies of four
>> telegrams that were between Harry Truman and Douglas MacArthur on the day
>> before the actual signing of the Surrender Agreement. The contents of those
>> four telegrams below are exactly as received, not a word has been added or
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>> To: President Harry S Truman
>> From: General D A MacArthur
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>> Tomorrow we meet with those yellow bellied bastards and sign the Surrender
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>> To: D A MacArthur
>> From: H S Truman
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>> Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious
>> dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the
>> press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!
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>> To: H S Truman
>> From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz
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>> To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
>> From: H S Truman
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>> illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth
>> the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by
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>> Now, with special thanks to my friends at the Truman Museum and Harry, you
>> and I finally have a full understanding of what "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"
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>> For the last six odd years, almost all of the things I wanted to write or
>> say, have been stymied by a recently coined term referred to as "POLITICAL
>> CORRECTNESS"! Although I consider myself rather fluent in the English
>> language, that term was not in my vocabulary. My curiosity got the best of me
>> and I decided to do a little research and after two weeks of chasing
>> fruitless leads, I found what I'd been looking for at the Truman Library and
>> Museum in Independence Missouri. A unnamed source there sent me copies of four
>> telegrams that were between Harry Truman and Douglas MacArthur on the day
>> before the actual signing of the Surrender Agreement. The contents of those
>> four telegrams below are exactly as received, not a word has been added or
>> deleted!
>>
>>
>> (1) Tokyo, Japan
>> 0800-September 1,1945
>>
>> To: President Harry S Truman
>> From: General D A MacArthur
>>
>> Tomorrow we meet with those yellow bellied bastards and sign the Surrender
>> Documents, any last minute instructions!
>>
>>
>> (2) Washington, D C
>> 1300-September 1, 1945
>>
>> To: D A MacArthur
>> From: H S Truman
>>
>> Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious
>> dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the
>> press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!
>>
>>
>> (3) Tokyo, Japan
>> 1630-September 1, 1945
>>
>> To: H S Truman
>> From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz
>>
>> Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does
>> the term politically correct mean?
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>>
>> (4) Washington, D C
>> 2120-September 1, 1945
>>
>> To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
>> From: H S Truman
>>
>> Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional,
>> illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth
>> the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by
>> the clean end!
>>
>> Now, with special thanks to my friends at the Truman Museum and Harry, you
>> and I finally have a full understanding of what "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"
>> really means!
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should I be worried if my son is doing this ?
(only 7 seconds long)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yKTcX7QpOk
(only 7 seconds long)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yKTcX7QpOk