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Run ... oh, I thought you said, Rum!
Good for " Target Shooting "
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I know what this guy feels like. I used to drive for Krispy Kreme. I passed two TN troopers within 3 miles of each other doing 78 in a 55. I got a good chewing a court date. The judge asked what kind of truck I was in and I told him a Krispy Kreme Doughnut truck with a 16 ft box. He got a good laugh out of it and let me off by giving the local animal shelter $150 bucks. I didn't even have to pay court cost at all.
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Reminds me of Frank Caliendo lol
true story
A friend named Bill was speeding down the highway in west Texas. Sections there you have to look at the odometer to see if you are moving, miles and miles of miles and miles. He blasts over a little hill going ninety or so and meets a state trooper going just as fast from the other direction.
Figuring that a long chase wouldn't brighten the trooper's mood any Bill just pulled over and parked as soon as possible, right past the next little hill.
A few minutes later the state trooper comes over the hill, pedal to the metal, maybe 130 or better figuring he is gonna have a hard time catching Bill. The police interceptor caught a good bit of air, looked like a flying rally car coming over the hill. He sees Bill sitting on the side of the road and locks up the brakes skidding for maybe a hundred yards, maybe more. He backs up to Bill.
Bill speaking in a very matter of fact voice, "You know that wouldn't happen if you didn't drive so damned fast."
The trooper wasn't amused. Bill got papered down.
RIP my friend, another one gone that they broke the mold when he was born, he can't be replaced.
Hu
A friend named Bill was speeding down the highway in west Texas. Sections there you have to look at the odometer to see if you are moving, miles and miles of miles and miles. He blasts over a little hill going ninety or so and meets a state trooper going just as fast from the other direction.
Figuring that a long chase wouldn't brighten the trooper's mood any Bill just pulled over and parked as soon as possible, right past the next little hill.
A few minutes later the state trooper comes over the hill, pedal to the metal, maybe 130 or better figuring he is gonna have a hard time catching Bill. The police interceptor caught a good bit of air, looked like a flying rally car coming over the hill. He sees Bill sitting on the side of the road and locks up the brakes skidding for maybe a hundred yards, maybe more. He backs up to Bill.
Bill speaking in a very matter of fact voice, "You know that wouldn't happen if you didn't drive so damned fast."
The trooper wasn't amused. Bill got papered down.
RIP my friend, another one gone that they broke the mold when he was born, he can't be replaced.
Hu
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