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jimmyg said:
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I have played with jaguars with me on one side of the fence and them on the other, plenty close enough for me! A friend tended the live jaguar that Southern University had for a mascot, had to keep up with LSU. He could go in the cage with it but he fed it twice a day or whatever so they were pretty tight. A girl kept wanting to pet the cat, he kept telling her, no, way too dangerous. She managed to get a hand in the cage one day. The cat slapped her hand without extending it's claws, broke every bone in her hand! Those are some big kitties! Reminds me, for decades LSU used to park Mike's cage in the tunnel the opposing team had to run out of, leaving things a bit tight to get by him. Just a little something to help them get their blood pumping!

Hu
 
ShootingArts said:
I have played with jaguars with me on one side of the fence and them on the other, plenty close enough for me! A friend tended the live jaguar that Southern University had for a mascot, had to keep up with LSU. He could go in the cage with it but he fed it twice a day or whatever so they were pretty tight. A girl kept wanting to pet the cat, he kept telling her, no, way too dangerous. She managed to get a hand in the cage one day. The cat slapped her hand without extending it's claws, broke every bone in her hand! Those are some big kitties! Reminds me, for decades LSU used to park Mike's cage in the tunnel the opposing team had to run out of, leaving things a bit tight to get by him. Just a little something to help them get their blood pumping!

Hu
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I used to work for a place that had tigers and only certain folks were allowed to access them.

Lots of low wage laborers worked around there that weren't supposed to go in the cat area, but there were more than a few fingers bitten an missing.

Was it worth it?!
 
Texas Carom Club said:
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haha, this is me 100%, I never know if a girl is hitting on me, and it happens so rarely, that even if she is, I would automatically revert to "friend mode".....

My (ex) wife and I had this conversation a few times (we met online) but she asked me if we met in a bar, would I have come over and talked to her? I said "no, I rarely do that" she asked "what if she came over to me and asked me to take her home?" I said I would have passed, thinking there was some trick involved, or that you were joking. She said "well then good thing we didnt meet at a bar, you would have missed out".....
 
im guilty of being eyed down by a lady while walking out of any place, and it not dawning on me to stop and say something

i get in my truck and it hits me
, damnit!
 
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