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ShootingArts said:
Married a girl from Longview. I was in the yard working one day when she came to me with a hurt ankle. We had horses so I figured I knew how to get started. In a calm soothing voice I said "whoa girl, easy" as I ran a hand down from just below the knee down to her ankle. She screamed "I am not a horse G_d damn it" right before she kicked the shit out of me! I made a note, Texas girls need more soothing than a horse before you can work on them.

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I recently dated a woman from Texas who has never had brisket, it didn't last long.
 
Chili Palmer said:
I recently dated a woman from Texas who has never had brisket, it didn't last long.
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california has been moving east. A decade or so ago it was Colorado, then Texas. Got to be careful that a country or western girl isn't a california girl in disguise now! Nothing wrong with how a california girl looks but they tend to be lacking in other areas. If a girl can't help clean big game be suspicious, very suspicious! They are either in disguise or badly corrupted.

I took a Texas gal out to a nice place to eat awhile back. Somehow we got on the subject of pulling calves, I think an old rope one of us found in a saddle bag. If it ain't a lariat, and ain't a piggin string, it's probably pulled many a calf. One story led to the next, led to some uncomfortable looking diners listening to the elegantly dressed lady. "Um Nancy, we might want to change the subject, some people are eating veal." The few that didn't look uncomfortable before did now. I had been trying to impress a Texas girl, should have just taken her to a barbecue or better yet did it myself! I always figured indoor cooking was for the gals, men do the cooking outdoors.

Hu
 
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