I love Danny D. My late friend "Little Petey" Goldsmith used to travel with him on occasion down in Florida, and one time Danny put the bite on him for $500, which he promised to pay back the next day.
Yada yada yada after about six months of getting the stall, Petey found him in a parking lot and asked for the cash. And here was Danny D's reply:
"I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE MONEY. I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY. LOOK, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY POCKETS IN MY PANTS, SO HOW IN THE HELL CAN I BE CARRYING ANY MONEY???"
Somewhere Up There, or maybe Down There, the late Alfonso Bedoya was smiling.