Happy Birthday Mr.Wilson

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and you, Mr. Wilson, are a horse -- in the Chinese astrology, that is. I am a horse too :D

Here is your Chinese horoscope: The male Horse is distinctively manful — there is no possibility of mistaking him for a gynandrous -- what is "gynandrous"? -- person, even when he is wearing long hair and an Indian tunic in the fashion of many hippies. I didn't know you were part of the Woodstock alumni, as I am. :D

He is prominently muscular and sinewy, especially in his neck, arms, and thighs. Few men would be as hirsute as this type: He has a luxuriant beard and dense hair on most parts of his body. My, my, my! :D

Women, or at least the more 'female' ones, often find him strikingly attractive in physical appearance. His bearing has a certain elegance and nobility associated with sportiness. His manner is frank and open, his movements quick, his gestures decided and vigorous. He displays much self-confidence and feels at home everywhere. There is an undeniable air of robust health about him. Horses are cool people, if I do say so myself! :p

AND here is your birthday horoscope: If your birthday is today, you are a Capricorn.

Capricorn is ruled by Saturn, and its symbol is the Mountain Goat. Capricorn is an Earth sign, conservative and ambitious. The one trait that best describes those born under this sign is ambition. Their lives are devoted to achieving something, whether it be an intellectual discovery, meeting a personal commitment, fulfilling a business obligation, or some other lofty objective. Capricorns have a tireless drive to accomplish their mission and they plod on methodically until they succeed. Like their symbol, the mountain goat, they are steady and sure-footed, and take few risks on the way.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MR. WILSON!

JAM
 
Looks like I'm a day late.:o

Happy Unbirthday Mr. Wilson!
 

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TX Poolnut said:
Looks like I'm a day late.:o

Happy Unbirthday Mr. Wilson!

Usually, it's me that's a day late and a dollar short! :p

However, according to the Birthday section on this forum, Mr. Wilson's birthday is, in fact, today.

As we all know, AzBilliards Discussion Forum is read from pool folk around the world. So it could be the time difference!

JAM
 
(Sung in the a Birthday sing song, rocking back and forth, with a slight hangover lag)

Happy birthday to you,

May you chalk your new Cue,

What does A to Z stand for?

How about Animals in a Zoo?


And many MORE.....from me and the bull**** pen.

Chris
 
Happy birthday, Mr Wilson.

My advice to you, and anyone that cares to follow it, is to live each and everyday like it's your birthday. Any day could be our last.

Before reacting to ANYTHING, take a pause, and imagine if what you are concerned about, will matter at all, in 6 months. (good advice from my cardiologist, after suffering my 2nd heart attack, at age 37)

rg
 
Happy Birthday Dave ... belated due to being in the wrong zone :D

Dave
 
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