Happy Birthday Smorgie

Hope you lived it up well....on your day!
:cool:
:happy-birthday: :happy-birthday: :happy-birthday: :happy-birthday:
 
Already?

I can't believe it's already been that long! Seems like it was just a couple of months ago that I wished you a happy birthday. I must be getting old!!

Well, I hope you definitely had a VERY happy day!

(Sorry I wasn't on time, this year.)
 
Happy Birthday Doug. I guess I missed the actual day but a day or two late is not indicative of a lack of enthusiasm. Hope you have lots more bright days to enjoy.
 
akaTrigger said:
Any word, Mrs G?
Click to expand...

NO !!!! (we really should ban the use of !!!)

I have heard nothing from him.:confused:
I watched the news last night and they said they were holding several people in jail for licking the icing off cakes at wedding in Florida. :grin:

But there was no mention of chicken wings so I don't really think it was Smorgie.

So I will continue to scope out cnn and the world wide web hoping to hear sighting of him eating his way through the USA.

So.... if you see a man running around with no pants and a box of doughnuts and chicken wings in his shirt pocket, could you tell him to check in at AZ.
lol


mrs.g:eek:
 
Gunn_Slinger said:
NO !!!! (we really should ban the use of !!!)

I have heard nothing from him.:confused:
I watched the news last night and they said they were holding several people in jail for licking the icing off cakes at wedding in Florida. :grin:

But there was no mention of chicken wings so I don't really think it was Smorgie.

So I will continue to scope out cnn and the world wide web hoping to hear sighting of him eating his way through the USA.

So.... if you see a man running around with no pants and a box of doughnuts and chicken wings in his shirt pocket, could you tell him to check in at AZ.
lol


mrs.g:eek:
Click to expand...

Mrs. G You have created a very poor description of Smorg for the authorities to act on. When Smorgy "streaks" he wears NO clothes !
Therefore the chicken wings would have to be behind the ear's, or any acceptable orofice he deemed suitable. :eek: Scary isn't it ?

Happy Birthday Big Guy !!!!! IMO

Dick
 
Happy Belated Birthday

Please accept this belated bowl of violas.
 

Attachments

  • ViolaBowl.jpg
    ViolaBowl.jpg
    74.4 KB · Views: 117
Here, Boy!

Hey!

Has anybody seen Smorgie, lately? Am I imagining things, or has he not been posting? I haven't seen him around the board and thought that was kinda weird. It says his last post was in this thread on the 11th. That's a long time ago. Did I miss something?

Doug, if I am just missing ya, sorry. If you're feeling bad, I hope you get to feeling better, real soon!
 
You never know!!!

JesPiddlin said:
Hey!

Has anybody seen Smorgie, lately? Am I imagining things, or has he not been posting? I haven't seen him around the board and thought that was kinda weird. It says his last post was in this thread on the 11th. That's a long time ago. Did I miss something?

Doug, if I am just missing ya, sorry. If you're feeling bad, I hope you get to feeling better, real soon!
Click to expand...

You never know where Smorg will pop up!!!!
 

Attachments

  • smorg sighting.jpg
    smorg sighting.jpg
    84.9 KB · Views: 102
Where is Smorg??

I told JoeyA it was a bad idea to send Smorg that 18 year old bimbo for his birthday! Now I don't know if he has killed Smorg with overactivity or Smorg is just too busy to talk to us anymore. I'm hoping the rumor that he and the babe took off to Tahiti is just a rumor . . .

Hu
 
Please.....

ShootingArts said:
I told JoeyA it was a bad idea to send Smorg that 18 year old bimbo for his birthday! Now I don't know if he has killed Smorg with overactivity or Smorg is just too busy to talk to us anymore. I'm hoping the rumor that he and the babe took off to Tahiti is just a rumor . . .

Hu
Click to expand...

Hu,

Please say there should be an "s" in front of he above! LOL.

Ray
 
had to laugh

Bigtruck said:
Hu,

Please say there should be an "s" in front of he above! LOL.

Ray
Click to expand...

Had to laugh! I was actually talking about Joey killing Smorg by sending him the babe but I can see the "he" is ambiguous! Gives me an idea. There is no shortage of trannies running around New Orleans and it seems like sending one as a gag gift to someone I don't like could be great fun . . . .

Hu
 
Belated best wishes...

ShootingArts said:
Had to laugh! I was actually talking about Joey killing Smorg by sending him the babe but I can see the "he" is ambiguous! Gives me an idea. There is no shortage of trannies running around New Orleans and it seems like sending one as a gag gift to someone I don't like could be great fun . . . .

Hu
Click to expand...

I'd be very careful and selective on who gets your "gift", Hu. Depending on the age of the recipient, such a sight may cause a spike in a pacemaker at best and a flatline at worst.

I've given instructions to the medics in the area I work that if they ever find me in need of CPR, if there ain't a woman around for the mouth to mouth, just let me die in peace. I wouldn't want to be on my last few seconds here on earth and the last thing I see is a man opening his mouth coming down towards mine! YUCK!:eek:

Oh, but the way. Happy Birthday Smorg!
PS-How befitting that our board's resident funny man has his birthday thread filled with these type musings.
PSS-You Louisiana boys really can come up with some "unique" ideas!
PSSS-Great catch Bigtruck! Your attention to detail helped make Doug's
celebration thread all the better~!:D
 
Bigtruck said:
Hu,

Please say there should be an "s" in front of he above! LOL.

Ray
Click to expand...

How do you know there's supposed to be an s in front of the he?
JoeyA
 
Hehe

JoeyA said:
How do you know there's supposed to be an s in front of the he?
JoeyA
Click to expand...

You got a point! Lol. I guess even married guys could be switch hitters! :shocked2:

Ray
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top