Hey Mike Howeton...

Black-Balled said:
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
THESE pretzels are making me thirsty.
These PRETZELS are making me thirsty.
THESE PRETZELS are making ME thirsty.
These PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY.
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Your quote is easy. Seinfeld episode where Kramer auditions for a role in a Woody Allen movie. Special prize to the person who tells me where my quote is from, who said it, and what the episode was about. No cheating...no Google-ing.
 
jsp said:
Your quote is easy. Seinfeld episode where Kramer auditions for a role in a Woody Allen movie. Special prize to the person who tells me where my quote is from, who said it, and what the episode was about. No cheating...no Google-ing.
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Isn't it The Simpsons?
 
jsp said:
Your quote is easy. Seinfeld episode where Kramer auditions for a role in a Woody Allen movie. Special prize to the person who tells me where my quote is from, who said it, and what the episode was about. No cheating...no Google-ing.
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Ralph Wiggum! Now you know what you have to do laddy... burn them, burn them all!!!

edit: Oh the episode. Wasn't that the Tell Tale Heart knockoff where Ralph also says the classic: "I bent my wookie :( "?
 
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Guru said:
Ralph Wiggum! Now you know what you have to do laddy... burn them, burn them all!!!

edit: Oh the episode. Wasn't that the Tell Tale Heart knockoff where Ralph also says the classic: "I bent my wookie :( "?
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Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner. That was a classic episode. For your prize, i'll give you another great snipbit from that episode...

Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be friends.
Lisa: You're a wonderful person.
Taylor: Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor. I've heard great things about you.
Lisa: Oh, really? I --
Taylor: Oh, don't be modest. I'm glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram game.
Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.
Taylor: Like, er...oh, I don't know, uh...Alec Guinness.
Alison: [thinks] Genuine class.
Taylor: Ho ho, very good. All right, Lisa, um...Jeremy Irons.
Lisa: [looks with consternation] Jeremy's...iron.
Taylor: Mm hmm, well that's...very good...for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. [pulls one from his pocket] Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
 
I can't tell if it's the thread, or the chicken fingers and lobster sauce that I just ate, but I just feel so much love, like I'm floating on a cloud.

Fred <~~~ sleepy
 
Where it all went bad!

Drivermaker: Wanna cyber
Marrissa:What does that mean?
Drivermaker:What are you wearing?
Marrissa: T-shirt and jeans
Drivermaker:Garter belt?
Marrissa: Ummm no.
Drivermaker: Are we going to cyber or what?
Marissa: Uh, okay.
Drivermaker:I take off my trenchcoat. I'm nekked beneath, with pistols on my belt.
Marissa:Cowboy boots?
Drivermaker: WWI era trench issue boots.
Marissa: Uh...Ok
Drivermaker:Help me pull my boots off baby.
Marissa:What's that smell?
Drivermaker:Rotting toes.
Marissa:Ummmm
Drivermaker:My boots pop off. My feet are black. The toes crumble off with the slightest touch. The dead black tissue that was once my skin chips off in large crispy flakes. A smell of death pervades the room. Gangrenous pus drips from the ends of the stumps where my toes were. I look deep in your eyes and shove my tounge down your throat.
Marissa: You're a freak...I'm outta here!
Drivermaker: I was great. You loved it!
 
Cornerman said:
I can't tell if it's the thread, or the chicken fingers and lobster sauce that I just ate, but I just feel so much love, like I'm floating on a cloud.

Fred <~~~ sleepy
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Watch that cloud Fred...sometimes those chicken finger and lobster sauce farts will just hover for a long time like a thick cloud. :eek: :eek:
 
Another IM cyber session found

D_mAkEr: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
Ma-R-isa: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
D_mAkEr: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
Ma-R-isa: haha, ok lets go.
Ma-R-isa: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
D_mAkEr: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Ma-R-isa: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
Ma-R-isa: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
D_mAkEr: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
Ma-R-isa: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
D_mAkEr: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
Ma-R-isa: stop, cmon be serious.
D_mAkEr: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
D_mAkEr: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
Ma-R-isa: thats it.
D_mAkEr: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
D_mAkEr: Goddam am I hard now.

(stolen)
 
Though I think that one is hillarious, I think it might juuuuust cross the line. (by about a mile). This thread will probably be gone soon now...lol

Edited because Roscoe deleted the badness.

Do you really love the lamp, Roscoe? or, are you just picking things you see in the room?
 
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Though I think that one is hillarious, I think it might juuuuust cross the line. (by about a mile). This thread will probably be gone soon now...lol
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Roscoe outdid himself.
 
1pRoscoe said:
what?? I love lamp. I love desk...... hell, I love carpet! :p
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I haven't gotten to use one in awhile, so just for you, R:
 

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1pRoscoe said:
Here are the forum rules for another website I frequest, which is also the largest in the world for that sport..... As of right now, there are 46209 registered users and almost 2 million posts... I think it would fit here as well.

Just a small snipet...
As an open public forum user, you are responsible for your own communications and are responsible for the consequences of posting those communications. We will usually not honor requests for post removals or editing. You can edit or delete your own posts for up to 6 hours after you posted.

In other words, if you don't want others to see it, don't post it. You're an adult, be responsible for what you write.
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You sir deserve a standing ovation.
 
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