How About An AZB "Undercard" Match For A TAR Match?

hi

Thanks John.

Just what I do whenever people on the internet make you crazy: Go shoot guns or watch porn. It is the American way.[/u
speakin of shooting,i recently got a couple u might like.
a mossberg 500 12 gauge tactical with sliding stock and long and short barrels
for home defense etc.
the one i think u would dig is a fn 30.06 mauser action from about 1950-55.
total tackdriver and super cool as i luv old guns and cars.
as good as u shoot i would bet u could hit a 9ball at 200 yards with it.

i bring up firearms with justin because he is pro caliber with pistols or very close.
for the record i read motorcycle,gun,precious metal forums and its all the same.
insults know it alls etc etc so the guys in my top ten list dont feel bad.
there is top ten lists on every forum lol
 
i got an idea

Don't leave us hanging, whats your list?:)

since i use my name and face etc i cant list my top ten.
why dont the forum list who they perceive im referring too.
that way i can just set back and watch the butthurt carnage begin lol
 
since i use my name and face etc i cant list my top ten.
why dont the forum list who they perceive im referring too.
that way i can just set back and watch the butthurt carnage begin lol

Ok, well just post their initials.
 
since i use my name and face etc i cant list my top ten.
why dont the forum list who they perceive im referring too.
that way i can just set back and watch the butthurt carnage begin lol


If we get one right what do we win :-o

Lou Figueroa
could probably nail
a couple of them
 
Lol!!!!

Thank you Fran! I enjoy playing Jaden but with a national audience I would probably vomit all over the table - can you imagine the look on Justin's face if I did?

Besides, I only play on 4.125" pockets cut a 141 degree miters.

Chris


I think you're more afraid of being outed and on the radar Chris....

You don't have to show THAT much of your game to beat ME.....

Jaden
 
Throw your name in the hat!

OK AZBers, sounds like Justin is on board for this. I don't know how he'd like to go about who might play the undercard but... If you think you're a strong enough player, and a strong enough draw to attract more viewership - throw your name in the hat for Feb 15th or 16th (or both? Depends on what Justin would like). Come and get it!

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I suspect you'll have to put some money on the light, possibly your first born or left nut, and risk whatever reputation you may have left.

Now... What can we call this undercard match? Tar War I of the AZB Donkeys?

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OK AZBers, sounds like Justin is on board for this. I don't know how he'd like to go about who might play the undercard but... If you think you're a strong enough player, and a strong enough draw to attract more viewership - throw your name in the hat for Feb 15th or 16th (or both? Depends on what Justin would like). Come and get it!

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I suspect you'll have to put some money on the light, possibly your first born or left nut, and risk whatever reputation you may have left.

Now... What can we call this undercard match? Tar War I of the AZB Donkeys?

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Easy there killer. We wont be doing anything on or before the 15-17th. I am filming a super secret project in the days leading up to that match so the studio will be all tied up.

I am down for something if we get a match together for March or April which I am working on.

I would do the undercard match on a Thursday before a TAR match and stream it on Ustream. Move the pre match podcast to Wednesday. Maybe get one of the TAR match players to commentate on the AZB players.
 
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since i use my name and face etc i cant list my top ten.
why dont the forum list who they perceive im referring too.
that way i can just set back and watch the butthurt carnage begin lol

<----- plays horrible. So glad I can admit it.
 
Easy there killer. We wont be doing anything on or before the 15-17th. I am filming a super secret project in the days leading up to that match so the studio will be all tied up.

I am down for something if we get a match together for March or April which I am working on.

I would do the undercard match on a Thursday before a TAR match and stream it on Ustream. Move the pre match podcast to Wednesday. Maybe get one of the TAR match players to commentate on the AZB players.

Ok, you're the boss. ;)

Not sure why you'd commit yourself to an extra night's work tho. Additionally, my first thought would be if you aimed for a one hour long AZ Donkey match before the "real" TAR match, more people would hang and pay to watch the real TAR match.
 
I would love to see the guy play who said in a thread he cheats the pocket on 4 1/8" pockets with the cueball in the jaws and the ob in the center of the table straight in. I even asked him again about this and he said he had been doing that for years. Maybe I'm just a terrible player because I can't even imagine someone hitting this shot trying to cheat the pocket.
 
im not gonna name names but we have all read endless threads by guys claiming to play great,put them selves thru college at pool,every table is to easy, explain their systems,how much gamble and heart they got,if they practiced more could be pro,14.1 is easy, 9ball is easy,onehole is easy ,snooker is harder,theres no money in pool if there was they would turn pro,only like 4 inch pockets,they name pros and say they are overated,mention every pro dogs it,say they know as much or more then pros just dont shoot as straight, etc etc etc etc.
i think u get the point ,some posters say one if not many of these type things.
i would luv for once for these self proclaimed know it all champions with so much heart,
gamble and knowledge to get up on tar for 5000 on 4 inch pockets against someone just as good as them and watch them turn the rails more black and blue then ike turners wife lol.
i promise then instead of running their mouth on a keyboard how great they play and how much they know we could all watch for 8-10 hours and collectively call bullshit the next time they try to sound like a know it all.
i would pay 500 if justin could get my top ten list of people on here who fit this description to play a 10man ringame for a week straight.some guys in my topten list play sporty but they talk like they can play svb even,its nauseating to read.
lol
again i didnt name names but believe we all know these 10 would never get up and play anyway so its not worth discussing.
instead for the next million years on here we all have to read how everybody runs out and knows everything.
what im saying does not apply to 99.99 percent on here but theres about 10 jackass wannabees that i would donate 500 to charity for the chance to expose them to azb what they actually play like and how little they actually know.
this would inject way more civilty and humbleness in this forum as these guys would be a little more respectful but we all know this is a pipedream.

for the record i think tar and justin is great for pool and justin does a tough job very well.its not easy trying to put out a product that makes everybody happy.
im sure he gets tired of all the people saying tar would be great if u did this and that etc.trust me his job is tough and hes good at it.

I might be on your list but I wouldn't hesitate to play a ring game with the other nine :-)

The thing is that EVEN when people are shown to be low A or B players they always have excuses that don't change their attitude.

I was sick, the travel got me, the chatter sharked me, I am a working man and put in 24 hours yesterday.......and a lot of it is TRUE. But the fact that it's true doesn't register that these reasons ARE the reasons they can't ever reach the level of the pros they argue with.

I mean us amateurs can argue with each other about the best way to play all day and night, it's like two guys arguing about how to play basketball. But when a pro steps in and says, no guys it's like this then people should sit down and pay attention.

Anyway, I am totally willing to play anyone but have zero illusion about where my game is at. I know you and I disagree about nature and nurture in pool but that's the type of disagreement that world class scientists have as well so I don't think it's abnormal for us to disagree about it. What I do know is that you weren't born a world champion despite, you still had to work it to get to your level even if the raw talent was there from birth.

So put me down on the list even if I am not there because I will bet on my own arm against most people on this forum, in fact I would be confident to say that I would bet against 99% of the membership.....since that leaves about 400 people to choose whether I'd play or not based on our speed. :-)

I might be a C player now but I could have a flashback and jump up to a B for a few games. Hope the TAR cushions are strong because I have been known to abuse them.
 
John, I don't think you'd need the 4" pockets -- regular Diamond pockets would be just fine for your purposes :-)

Would love to hear the names anyway.

Lou Figueroa

I will put my own name there and state for the record that you get 9-8 for $100 a rack. Don't ever play me though because IF I outrun the nuts against you it will part of my signature forever and I will put the video in with every case I deliver. :-)
 
I might be on your list but I wouldn't hesitate to play a ring game with the other nine :-)

The thing is that EVEN when people are shown to be low A or B players they always have excuses that don't change their attitude.

I was sick, the travel got me, the chatter sharked me, I am a working man and put in 24 hours yesterday.......and a lot of it is TRUE. But the fact that it's true doesn't register that these reasons ARE the reasons they can't ever reach the level of the pros they argue with.

I mean us amateurs can argue with each other about the best way to play all day and night, it's like two guys arguing about how to play basketball. But when a pro steps in and says, no guys it's like this then people should sit down and pay attention.

Anyway, I am totally willing to play anyone but have zero illusion about where my game is at. I know you and I disagree about nature and nurture in pool but that's the type of disagreement that world class scientists have as well so I don't think it's abnormal for us to disagree about it. What I do know is that you weren't born a world champion despite, you still had to work it to get to your level even if the raw talent was there from birth.

So put me down on the list even if I am not there because I will bet on my own arm against most people on this forum, in fact I would be confident to say that I would bet against 99% of the membership.....since that leaves about 400 people to choose whether I'd play or not based on our speed. :-)

I might be a C player now but I could have a flashback and jump up to a B for a few games. Hope the TAR cushions are strong because I have been known to abuse them.

BUT!!! If you're fortunate (or dumb) enough to play the TAR Donkey match, I think you should have to make an AZ post after every rack - ya know - something like detailing how you pivoted your right pectoral fin on the 7 ball. ;) J/K!
 
Dammit
I typed a longass diatribe about how i was gonna gladly hurt easy's feelings, but it didn't stick. I need more posting practice, obviously.

And what is up with schmidty always talkin about 14,1? Any ball/ any pocket? How hard can it be?
 
Easy there killer. We wont be doing anything on or before the 15-17th. I am filming a super secret project in the days leading up to that match so the studio will be all tied up.

I am down for something if we get a match together for March or April which I am working on.

I would do the undercard match on a Thursday before a TAR match and stream it on Ustream. Move the pre match podcast to Wednesday. Maybe get one of the TAR match players to commentate on the AZB players.

Super secret project??? cant wait to find out what it is.
 
to be fair

lets not misunderstand what im saying.
im not saying everybody on here plays bad,or if you play bad i think u r a blowhard or or loser or something.
i think the top 10 im talking about the group would agree with me but again of course i wont list them as i actually use my name and face so i dont want to offend.
again its like this on every forum on the planet so im expecting it.
 
I would be interested in playing a little under card match with Mark Griffin in one pocket, maybe a race to 4 or something. We are both in Vegas and it would be fun, keep it friendly and play for dinner and a bottle of booze. :grin-square:

P.S. I play bad. If Mark mentions Alaska at all while we are playing I get ball in hand.
 
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