I am officially calling myself out !

bigshooter

bigshooter

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I am sick and tired of myself, I am constantly running down my game and sharking myself, I am without a doubt my own worst enemy, then I run all over town with my big mouth and tell everyone that I cannot beat me.

Every time I go to the poolroom myself shows up, it's like I am following myself on purpose, I cannot get a break from me and I am sick and tired of it!

I have been dealing with my own actions for several years and it has to come to an end.

I challenge myself to a race to 50 in 9 ball for $10'000'000 but I doubt that I have the balls to show up because I am afraid of myself and I know it.
 
You should probably give yourself the barney ball and out a few games on the wire and all the breaks, cause your a strong player that matches up well against yourself.
 
In all honesty it really is funny, I cant say anything because i used to mock the raffle threads all the time. So no big deal just my situation sucks i have this guy who constantly is making comments with his little cohorts and then i have to deal with it every time i walk into a pool room/ tournament. Now i have tried on several occasions to resolve this to no avail so i figured calling him out and shitting him up was the best option. So no biggie im just pissed at him not you man keep on being funny god knows this place needs more of it.
 
I have the same problem with Myself. If anyone sees him, let him know I am looking for him too. If he beats me again, I may have to resort to violence.
 
bigshooter said:
I challenge myself to a race to 50 in 9 ball for $10'000'000 but I doubt that I have the balls to show up because I am afraid of myself and I know it.
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Bigs,
Please, please, please make sure to have a referee for the match; it would be ugly if a fight breaks out between the competitors.

P.S. -My favorite T-shirt of all time (worn by a Psychiatry Department softball team at Wake Forest medical school) was: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic,...and so am I."
 
plant your cue and fall on it. that way yourself will have the nuts against you.
 
Ghost,
Good job on self awareness. I thought your post sounded a little childish but you might be on to something. I too a couple of years ago put out a challenge via PM and I got nowhere with it. Maybe I should have as George Michaels says "taken it outside:eek: ".
Nick


ForumGhost516 said:
In all honesty it really is funny, I cant say anything because i used to mock the raffle threads all the time. So no big deal just my situation sucks i have this guy who constantly is making comments with his little cohorts and then i have to deal with it every time i walk into a pool room/ tournament. Now i have tried on several occasions to resolve this to no avail so i figured calling him out and shitting him up was the best option. So no biggie im just pissed at him not you man keep on being funny god knows this place needs more of it.
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bigshooter said:
I challenge myself to a race to 50 in 9 ball for $10'000'000 but I doubt that I have the balls to show up because I am afraid of myself and I know it.
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Are you playing on your own ca$h or do you have a $takehor$e? Either way I'd make sure the money is posted beforehand. $10,000,000 would be a heck of an air barrel...:eek:
 
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bigshooter said:
I am sick and tired of myself, I am constantly running down my game and sharking myself, I am without a doubt my own worst enemy, then I run all over town with my big mouth and tell everyone that I cannot beat me.

Every time I go to the poolroom myself shows up, it's like I am following myself on purpose, I cannot get a break from me and I am sick and tired of it!

I have been dealing with my own actions for several years and it has to come to an end.

I challenge myself to a race to 50 in 9 ball for $10'000'000 but I doubt that I have the balls to show up because I am afraid of myself and I know it.
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So, what you're saying is, YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF?

I got a feeling TAR may not want to live stream that one! LOL

Stones
 
I heard you were coming into town, and were looking for action.

I hope you can beat yourself, as definitely have it coming. I'm sure your sick of pounding the ghost, and are looking for some real action.

It's about time you cleared the air, as I am sure you are sick of people saying that you lost big money at your best game on your favorite table, with a broom stick no less.
 
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Black-Balled said:
Any body feel like throwing out some odds on this one? I might pursue a lil' ol' sweatbet...
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In honour of our recently departed Mr. George Carlin, I'll toss out a partial odd of 4.

Dave
 
bigshooter said:
I am sick and tired of myself, I am constantly running down my game and sharking myself, I am without a doubt my own worst enemy, then I run all over town with my big mouth and tell everyone that I cannot beat me.

Every time I go to the poolroom myself shows up, it's like I am following myself on purpose, I cannot get a break from me and I am sick and tired of it!

I have been dealing with my own actions for several years and it has to come to an end.

I challenge myself to a race to 50 in 9 ball for $10'000'000 but I doubt that I have the balls to show up because I am afraid of myself and I know it.
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Do you find that you shark yourself? Like subconsciously you hear yourself saying "Noonan" "Noonan"? Yeah, me too.
 
Neil said:
I actually played a guy like that once! He really freaked me out! He missed a shot, and then proceeded to start yelling at himself. If that wasn't strange enough he then started punching himself in the face!!

I didn't know what to do at that point, so I just sat there watching him. I figured if he turned on me next, at least the first few puches landed on his face and not mine, so I should have an advantage!

P.S.- It didn't help his game any.
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That had to be B-----. Am I right? :eek:

td
 
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