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Johnnyt

Johnnyt

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I had to run to Walmart real fast for string for a plum-line. I through on a pair of sweats and one of my TAR t's and took off for the store. Everytime I wear most any of the TAR shirts I get curious looks from people in stores, but today EVERYBODY was staring. When I got to the check-out lady she was staring down at my sweats. I looked down to make sure no toolwork was showing when I saw that I had put my sweats on inside out with the two side pockets sticking out like Dumbo's ears. So I slithered out to the car and drove home. My wife said she'll never go to that Walmart with me again. One store down and 600 to go. Johnnyt
 
Johnnyt said:
I had to run to Walmart real fast for string for a plum-line. I through on a pair of sweats and one of my TAR t's and took off for the store. Everytime I wear most any of the TAR shirts I get curious looks from people in stores, but today EVERYBODY was staring. When I got to the check-out lady she was staring down at my sweats. I looked down to make sure no toolwork was showing when I saw that I had put my sweats on inside out with the two side pockets sticking out like Dumbo's ears. So I slithered out to the car and drove home. My wife said she'll never go to that Walmart with me again. One store down and 600 to go. Johnnyt
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that is very funny.

there is a burger king in bangor maine i can never go back to.
Sorry I can never tell the story.


steven
 
Johnnyt said:
I had to run to Walmart real fast for string for a plum-line. I through on a pair of sweats and one of my TAR t's and took off for the store. Everytime I wear most any of the TAR shirts I get curious looks from people in stores, but today EVERYBODY was staring. When I got to the check-out lady she was staring down at my sweats. I looked down to make sure no toolwork was showing when I saw that I had put my sweats on inside out with the two side pockets sticking out like Dumbo's ears. So I slithered out to the car and drove home. My wife said she'll never go to that Walmart with me again. One store down and 600 to go. Johnnyt
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Hey Johnnyt just think of this maybe in a few years that will be the new trend .:thumbup:
 
Suggestion for next time this happens

You should have asked the onlookers if they would have liked to kiss the rabbit between the ears.

Kevin
 
Kevin Lindstrom said:
You should have asked the onlookers if they would have liked to kiss the rabbit between the ears.

Kevin
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Or in this case, Dumbo on the nose :)

JohnnyT, you must be subscribing to the Bill Cosby School of Housework: Screw it up bad enough the first time and you never have to do it again :)
 
Johnnyt said:
I had to run to Walmart real fast for string for a plum-line. I through on a pair of sweats and one of my TAR t's and took off for the store. Everytime I wear most any of the TAR shirts I get curious looks from people in stores, but today EVERYBODY was staring. When I got to the check-out lady she was staring down at my sweats. I looked down to make sure no toolwork was showing when I saw that I had put my sweats on inside out with the two side pockets sticking out like Dumbo's ears. So I slithered out to the car and drove home. My wife said she'll never go to that Walmart with me again. One store down and 600 to go. Johnnyt
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Ha...that was a good laugh for a long day.
 
soulcatcher said:
Or in this case, Dumbo on the nose :)

JohnnyT, you must be subscribing to the Bill Cosby School of Housework: Screw it up bad enough the first time and you never have to do it again :)
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I actually got taught that move at my first job-the Post Office (well before Cosby). I had to sweep the dock and a veteran told me to screw it up otherwise I'd have to do it all the time. As a 17 y.o i couldnt believe the advice and i did my very best which was probably real bad anyway. I never got asked again.
 
Think of yourself as a pioneer, like the first guy to ever leave the house and forget his belt. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before all the kids in the rap videos are wearing their pants like this.
 
I'm becoming more and more like the absent-minded professor that unbuttoned his vest, pulled out his tie, and *issed his pants. Johnnyt
 
Johnnyt said:
I had to run to Walmart real fast for string for a plum-line. I through on a pair of sweats and one of my TAR t's and took off for the store. Everytime I wear most any of the TAR shirts I get curious looks from people in stores, but today EVERYBODY was staring. When I got to the check-out lady she was staring down at my sweats. I looked down to make sure no toolwork was showing when I saw that I had put my sweats on inside out with the two side pockets sticking out like Dumbo's ears. So I slithered out to the car and drove home. My wife said she'll never go to that Walmart with me again. One store down and 600 to go. Johnnyt
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John,
I love WalMart because I socailize so much there. Most of my friends and family can usuallly be found there. Anyway, I have a "Banking with the Beard" long sleeve t-shirt & I have black sweat pants that have pockets, but they are the deluxe model because 1. they have two white stripes going down the sides and 2. I bought it at a top shelf clothier store....WalMart! The aforementioned sweat pants also have the draw-string pulled all the way out except for the big knot that I wasn't ever able to pull out of the little silver hole that looks like a washer. It hangs out like a tail, only it's in front.
I PROMISE that the next time we go to WalMart, I'm wearing my outfit just like you did, with my pants inside out and the pockets hanging out like bunny ears. If anyone points it out, I'm just going to say it's a new fashion trend that started in Fla by a clothing designer named JohnnyT!:D

In all probability, nobody will even notice. Take a peek at what is handed out by the greeters as you enter our local WalMart....


http://images.google.com/imgres?img.../images?q=walMart+bingo+card&gbv=2&hl=en&sa=G
 
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