I Read This About Prostitutes …

sunnyone

sunnyone

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“It’s not the sex you’re paying for, it’s the leaving after the sex.”

Est-ce vrai?

Not that any of our distinguished forum brethren would have any animated awareness in this arena; but perhaps through hearsay … ?

The tie-in to pool?

What got me thinking about all of this was a fascinating thread in the Member’s Section at onepocket.org on gaff bets, odds, etc. (Not a member? Join! It’s muy coolio!)

As intriguing as that thread was for a while, it ran on and on and on. As do so many threads on so many subjects. (I should know, I’m as guilty a runner-on as anyone! Everyone!)

But the granularity level meandered and deepened so much out of proportion to any gain in the knowledge base that the point and purpose of the topic became befogged.

And … this particular gaff discussion was merely an online discourse.

What’s it like in a real poolroom? Matching up? Does the process eventually overwhelm the pleasure of the encounter?

Do the games themselves drag on beyond the passion of the match? (I’m thinking of that Derby one-pocket yawner between Darren and Ike.)

Did that country song -- “Staying’s Worse Than Leaving” -- nail it?

Inquiring minds -- well, Nosy Parkers! -- want to know.

Forensic rigor is my life,

Sunny

P. S. Yes ... to answer a question from a particularly persistent pest ... I am well aware that to certain aristo posters, I have about the same communications creds as Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf (Baghdad Bob).

Some -- perhaps oceans of you! -- are ever so relieved when my posts are, finally, in the rear-view mirror.

I therefore shall endeavor to increase the length and frequency of my postings.

P. S. Would someone please forward this to the Official Complaint Department? I recently tried to send a v. important Private Message. It was rejected! Some nonsense about a 5,000 character limit?

Pshaw! I’m barely into the intro section of my remarks at 5,000 rpm’s. Obviously an oversight by forum administrators. (Actually, I think this might not have been the first time this has happened to me.)

Please address!

Thank you. Ever so much.
 
Do the games themselves drag on beyond the passion of the match?
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For me, sometimes. I lose my focus and drive and when I've had enuff, I just figure, put me out of my misery and I'll watch the rest of the tourney from the side lines.

But ya know Sunny, your statement that I quoted was very insightful. You can only ride the big roller coaster so many times before it becomes boring too.
 
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If I weren't such a hopeless romantic and instead just paid for my "encounters", I'd still be a millionaire.

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If I weren't such an empathetic opponent on the table, I'd be up at least $42.25 by now.


The correlations are inarguably linked.
 
There comes a point when provocative intros, clever jokes, and deep vocabulary takes away from what should have been a good read.

Too further illustrate.....
 

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Sometimes the process of matching up is so tedious they just call the whole thing off before it ever gets off the ground.

Often the litany of nitty conditions is just a roundabout way of saying they don't really want to play.

"Let's do 6 ahead one pocket, I'll give you 11-7 but I get all the breaks, we can only play on table 7 at Sharkey's, I want the left pocket, pay up after each rack but let's freeze up 500 in advance, no stream, cue ball fouls only, and we'll reschedule if it's raining outside."

Translation: I'm not really sure but I'm scared that I may lose money here. Let's just forget it.
 
I don't know how hookers make money or how there are so many of them. Ive never met anyone who has had sex with one.
 
FWIW- You could have started here

What’s it like in a real poolroom? Matching up? Does the process eventually overwhelm the pleasure of the encounter?

Do the games themselves drag on beyond the passion of the match? (I’m thinking of that Derby one-pocket yawner between Darren and Ike.)

Did that country song -- “Staying’s Worse Than Leaving” -- nail it?

Inquiring minds -- well, Nosy Parkers! -- want to know.

Forensic rigor is my life,

Sunny

Please address!

Thank you. Ever so much.[/QUOTE]

We just passed the mid season point in leagues, I am undefeated in 8-ball so far. I am not saying this to brag, more to see how others deal with this situation.
Not only am I undefeated, I have not "lost" a game. (the games I have lost have been self-inflicted S-8 & E-8) So now whether I like it or not I got "The Mike Tyson Image" No-one wants to play me. Its daunting b/c I fear I am gonna let my guard down, and get beat -- Baaaaaad ! So, What do I do ?

I start a match all pumped and ready to go. About mid-way through the match I see the "quit" in my opp. Last week, I purposely tried to give a game back. (I shouldn't have done this in hindsight). My opp sensing my generosity gave it right back to me. :cool: but :o

so, to sum-up:
Lately, YES ! The games and the process has dragged on beyond the passion of the match. The only way to get some passion back is to get some games in on the side.
Know of any prostitutes that get some in on the side? (they would truely have a passion for what they do) :wink:
 
Dunnn51 said:
What’s it like in a real poolroom? Matching up? Does the process eventually overwhelm the pleasure of the encounter?

Do the games themselves drag on beyond the passion of the match? (I’m thinking of that Derby one-pocket yawner between Darren and Ike.)


We just passed the mid season point in leagues, I am undefeated in 8-ball so far. I am not saying this to brag, more to see how others deal with this situation.
Not only am I undefeated, I have not "lost" a game. (the games I have lost have been self-inflicted S-8 & E-8) So now whether I like it or not I got "The Mike Tyson Image" No-one wants to play me. Its daunting b/c I fear I am gonna let my guard down, and get beat -- Baaaaaad ! So, What do I do ?

I start a match all pumped and ready to go. About mid-way through the match I see the "quit" in my opp. Last week, I purposely tried to give a game back. (I shouldn't have done this in hindsight). My opp sensing my generosity gave it right back to me. :cool: but :o

so, to sum-up:
Lately, YES ! The games and the process has dragged on beyond the passion of the match. The only way to get some passion back is to get some games in on the side.
Know of any prostitutes that get some in on the side? (they would truely have a passion for what they do) :wink:
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sounds like u need to quit and go play with the bigger boyzs. otherwise embrace the "mike Tyson image" and just rip everyone. sooner or later someone will beat u and u will still be like "Mike Tyson now": just another banger trying to just get by.

as for the prostitute equivalent; i haven't a clue. the ones that i have graced didn't like to mix business and pleasure, but one can hope ...
 
Ok...,

More Hookers, less angry men, less angry men, less war, less crime, less divorce, etc...,

Matching up doesnt happen at the high level in this country, thats why there are only a few Aerican players that can compete on the worl stage.
If you need to know you can win before you play, well you aint going to play much
 
Speaking of prostitutes.
One drunk asked the other drunk. "Since your wife has been out of town visiting her mother have you been getting any on the side?"
"No. Said the other drunk. "When did they change it?" :)
 
Not like Mike !

thintowin said:
sounds like u need to quit and go play with the bigger boyzs. otherwise embrace the "mike Tyson image" and just rip everyone. sooner or later someone will beat u and u will still be like "Mike Tyson now": just another banger trying to just get by.

as for the prostitute equivalent; i haven't a clue. the ones that i have graced didn't like to mix business and pleasure, but one can hope ...
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But, but,......... I don't wanna be "like Mike Tyson now!!" :eek::eek:

I am playing with the bigger boyz, (some of them are in that "L" column). Trouble is I need to keep my league game sharp, honor my responsibilities to team,(scorekeeping, coaching, etc.), and getting some side games! :grin:
 
Tramp Steamer said:
Speaking of prostitutes.
One drunk asked the other drunk. "Since your wife has been out of town visiting her mother have you been getting any on the side?"
"No. Said the other drunk. "When did they change it?" :)
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TRAMP ! .................................................

I like your new avatar :)
 
I couldn't suffer thru the entire read, so answering with only an inkling of the total subject matter -

Hookers and matching up while fun, can be VERY costly....play at your own risk :wink:
 
Any reference please

MahnaMahna said:
There comes a point when provocative intros, clever jokes, and deep vocabulary takes away from what should have been a good read.

Too further illustrate.....
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A few references to any of Sunny's previous enjoyable posts that adorn your hippocampus would be greatly appreciated.


But in answer to her question, let me provide a few details of my own.

Head to head no weight is equivalent to 30 minutes at $ market price.:boring2:

Me getting a little weight is equivalent to 20 minutes of street side, sunny-side up (no pun intended).:o

Me getting major weight is equivalent to 10 minutes of back seat, mostly clothed on my part, fully clothed for the professional.:(

Me giving a little weight is the equivalent of two hours, luxury suite, no ropes or pvc. $300.:D

Me giving major weight is the equivalent of an over nighter with breakfast and bed. No restrictions. $ A week's pay.:grin-angelic:


The preceding is not intended for public service and is not intended to restrict free trade or evince the wrath of worker's unions and, or pimps.
 
dorabelle said:
I don't know how hookers make money or how there are so many of them. Ive never met anyone who has had sex with one.
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That's true-had this guy, a friend actually tell me he would "Never pay for it!" Then 3 mos later we are going fishing at 4AM driving though downtown Norwalk Ct and I notice these 2 Grade D hookers on the side of the road. I dont say anything but one second later he spots them and screeches to a halt! I mean the tires truly were screeching!!

The ladies run to the car and start selling it-IM horrified-He has one climbing in the back seat when THANKFULLY a cop appears and of course puts the squash on everything and gives everybody a warning Whew!

I never believed a thing he said after that.
 
My vote for POST OF THE YEAR !

Lonestar_jim said:
A few references to any of Sunny's previous enjoyable posts that adorn your hippocampus would be greatly appreciated.


But in answer to her question, let me provide a few details of my own.

Head to head no weight is equivalent to 30 minutes at $ market price.:boring2:

Me getting a little weight is equivalent to 20 minutes of street side, sunny-side up (no pun intended).:o

Me getting major weight is equivalent to 10 minutes of back seat, mostly clothed on my part, fully clothed for the professional.:(

Me giving a little weight is the equivalent of two hours, luxury suite, no ropes or pvc. $300.:D

Me giving major weight is the equivalent of an over nighter with breakfast and bed. No restrictions. $ A week's pay.:grin-angelic:


The preceding is not intended for public service and is not intended to restrict free trade or evince the wrath of worker's unions and, or pimps.
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I just fell outta mt chair from laffin' so hard ! :rotflmao::rotflmao1::help::rotflmao1:
Thanks ! I needed that :groucho:

Ironically, I can relate !! Wonder if the OP now knows how it feels to have such "passion" for the game ?
 
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