If you are playing 8 ball and you crop dust your opponent...

OUSooner said:
Do you warn him? Call a foul on yourself? What if Earl Strickland does it? Or maybe Hippie Jimmy? Does that make it okay? What if you accidentally shart yourself during the dusting? Do you keep shooting? If you missed do you excuse yourself? Does your opponent have to wait on you to clean out your pants? Do you clean out your pants or do you simply toss your skivies? If you toss them do you put them in the trashcan or throw them out the back door? What if it was on a bar box? So many questions and I simply don't have anything else to do. And this is totally the most relevant thread this month. I mentioned two champions in it. Plus it isn't about aiming techniques or kamuii chalk.

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I learned how to deal with this trick' from Gabe Owen, and I learned it in Tulsa @ the Billiard Palace. Take a time out....but make sure your close to the restroom (you'll then know when its vacant). Go in, Strip down and take a quick bathroom shower with paper towels, works miracles, just ask Gabe. (probably late 80's). Only took him 8 minutes :).......ps; at the time I was in a match and waiting at the door to take a leak, boy was it a looooooooong wait, even my opponent was getting agitated waiting for Gabe.
 
OUSooner said:
If you are playing 8 ball and you crop dust your opponent...
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WTF?!?!?!

I had to read the whole thread to figure out it was about passing gas.

I thought crop dusting was one of those kinky sexual maneuvers those crazy kids give weird names to like rusty trombone?
 
Who, what, where and why, its nice for all of us to have a laugh together from time to time, it keeps the az family tite!
 
richiebalto said:
Who, what, where and why, its nice for all of us to have a laugh together from time to time, it keeps the az family tite!
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I don't mind sharing a laugh at my expense, but I have also been asked to leave the forums. But if one were to print out all of my posts, you would see that they are all pool related.
 
What? How could you do this to me? I thought we were friends. By the stories that obviously involve real life situations and a 9 ball and one pocket champion this is obviously pool related.
ChrisBanks said:
I don't mind sharing a laugh at my expense, but I have also been asked to leave the forums. But if one were to print out all of my posts, you would see that they are all pool related.
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First of all I'd like to say another great thread. Now here's the deal, you know what kind of day you are having before you go out to the pool room. If you are having a "dry but gassy" day with no signs of turtling have some fun with it. Feel free to crop dust everyone and everywhere. If, on the other hand, if things are, shall we say, "loose and flowing" be careful. Wear dark pants and wear a few pair of drawers. Keep a spare set in the large pocket on you cue case.

OUSooner said:
Do you warn him? Call a foul on yourself? What if Earl Strickland does it? Or maybe Hippie Jimmy? Does that make it okay? What if you accidentally shart yourself during the dusting? Do you keep shooting? If you missed do you excuse yourself? Does your opponent have to wait on you to clean out your pants? Do you clean out your pants or do you simply toss your skivies? If you toss them do you put them in the trashcan or throw them out the back door? What if it was on a bar box? So many questions and I simply don't have anything else to do. And this is totally the most relevant thread this month. I mentioned two champions in it. Plus it isn't about aiming techniques or kamuii chalk.

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I'm sorry but this is wrong on so many levels. Jimmy Reid posted in one of my threads explaining why its wrong. If you did it, I'd just rake the rack, so you couldn't get into your crop dusting flow.

Its hard hearing this from a family member. Why would you do this to me? I've posted nothing but pool related threads that world champions have contributed to.

It saddens me. But I've got to go now. The Hippie asked me to take some Vaseline to his house.
 
ChrisBanks said:
I don't mind sharing a laugh at my expense, but I have also been asked to leave the forums. But if one were to print out all of my posts, you would see that they are all pool related.
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In the same vein as the subject of this thread:

"Butt if one were to 'print' out all of my posts [i.e. the 'print' made on the toilet paper after use], you would see they are all poo-related."

:p
-Sean
 
MahnaMahna said:
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Only 2 solutions; ignore PP or beat him. He posted a "my friends are better than your friends" challenge. I beat him. Now he quotes everyone but me. Sigh. There is a huge hole in my soul (hey that rhymed!) but I think with time, some flatulence, a little popcorn, a touch of lager, and a dash of 0.98 I may get through this. Between now and then, I will cover my pillow with tissues and cry myself to sleep, with a rake and the 8-ball on the floor after dropping out of the ball return which is a foul BTW.
 
What the hell does "crop dust your opponent" mean? You children have to start communicating in regular english language words.

Please and thank you.
 
It means farting as you walk... i.e., just like a crop dusting airplane does to spread chemicals on their field of crop...

Another example would be:

...Recently it really seems like the forums have been "crop dusted" with a ridiculous load of ignorant threads...


TCIndepMo said:
What the hell does "crop dust your opponent" mean? You children have to start communicating in regular english language words.

Please and thank you.
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OU,

If the "crop-dusting" causes the movement of any balls (the ones on the table :embarrassed2:), then yes, a foul must be called. If the "crop-dusting" leaves the air permeated with a disgusting, eye-tearing, putrid smell, then that is simply foul (as in foul-odor).

Personally, at my age, I cannot afford to even attempt to pass gas during a pool match. I hate trying to shoot pool with that mushy, squishy feeling between my buttcheeks. I have considered going to a man-pon, but none of the men's restrooms at any of the places I shoot out of has a dispenser on the wall (discrimination lawsuit???). Therefore I will continue to play squeezing my sphincter muscles together as tightly as I possibly can at the first hint of flatuence. If you ever run into me at a tournament someday, I'll be the guy in the chair with the blue face (or red depending on how successful my squeezing was)!!!

Maniac (I know, I know, TMI)
 
Well if you sharted and walk away you need to get some heart while you're gone. It's the little things (like playing through muddy underwear) that separates the peons from the champions.
 
Maniac said:
...I have considered going to a man-pon... ...Therefore I will continue to play squeezing my sphincter muscles together as tightly as I possibly can at the first hint of flatuence...

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LMFAO...

If you squeeze tight you wont get any juice on the balls! :thumbup:

You said man-pon!:rotflmao1::rotflmao1::rotflmao1:
 
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