Graduated in four years (with two sessions of summer school, one class each session), head of judicial board, commerce club, top twenty percent, Gamma Beta Phi Honor Society, and partied like it was 1999.
I'm guilty and wanna pay you back. Sorry.
- Thread starter crawfish
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The way I see it, he neglected to even stop back in and ask about it. Therefore, he should be happy to get a dime. Money he'd forgotten about. It wasn't put into an account for him to accrue interest. It wasn't an investment there on the light. I will give him his twenty, period. I should've never brought this up. I just wanted it off of my chest.
Listen "Wet Spot", I know you, there is nothing that says head of judicial board about you other than your outstanding knowledge of all self defense laws. If you were in the honor society well then I'm pink in the middle...wait...nevermind moving on. You mighta partied like 1999 because it was 1999 by the time you got out. Just joshin with you while I eat carnitas at 9AM...oh and ship the $20 cornholio.
"El Hombre Uno"
Look here Fu@#stick, it was 1989 when I got out. Hence the joke about the Prince song. Go back to your carnitas. Thanks for the two Asian presents last night, but next time could you make sure they are both female. I had to send one away. You know good and well I didn't pull that BS on you when I sent you a present.
LOL I guess it's true...You get what ya pay for!!!
I would think that would get more reads and posts than the funny-pic thread.
How dare you assemble words that way. Absolutely untrue and I insist you go through all the pages immediately.
In case anyone has been deprived of seeing someones wife throw a pool ball through a glass storefront window, its really cool. The balls dont shatter the glass, they go clean through.....leaving a perfect hole!
I still have a vivid picture of a "tough talking" gambler dropping to his knees and crawling in high gear for the backdoor as his very mad 90 lb wife came in the front door screaming. She climbed on the table, took all the bills off the light, yelled #&%@ you all, got in her car and left, never to be heard from again.
Royce<<<<Tears streaming down face from giddy laughter. God it was funny. I wasn't about to inform her that half that 200 was mine.
Royce<<<<Tears streaming down face from giddy laughter. God it was funny. I wasn't about to inform her that half that 200 was mine.
That was my cousin Curt. His wife shot him later that night for losing the $20 dollars grocery money. She got out of prison last week. I'll let her know you have her money.
few forces in nature
Few forces in nature as dangerous as a really mad female. It was worth the money to stay out of the way of a woman on the warpath!
Gotta add a nonpool related story. A good friend of mine owned a circle track and was used to getting irate calls from wives that felt something at the track hadn't been fair to their husband. Caroll was maybe the world's most patient man so when he gets a 2AM call from a mad woman he listens to a rant and stream of profanity for a full twenty minutes by the clock without ever being able to get in a word edgeways. Finally, "Johnny, you no good SOB . . ." Caroll said, "Ma'am, my name isn't Johnny."
A long pause. . . . "I think I have the wrong number."
This was replied to with a heartfelt "I'm glad!!" from Caroll.
Hu
Few forces in nature as dangerous as a really mad female. It was worth the money to stay out of the way of a woman on the warpath!
Gotta add a nonpool related story. A good friend of mine owned a circle track and was used to getting irate calls from wives that felt something at the track hadn't been fair to their husband. Caroll was maybe the world's most patient man so when he gets a 2AM call from a mad woman he listens to a rant and stream of profanity for a full twenty minutes by the clock without ever being able to get in a word edgeways. Finally, "Johnny, you no good SOB . . ." Caroll said, "Ma'am, my name isn't Johnny."
A long pause. . . . "I think I have the wrong number."
This was replied to with a heartfelt "I'm glad!!" from Caroll.
Hu
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Will the real Curt (kirk) Please stand up
Hey, heard all about it from some friends that are always on the AZ. Being old I'm not much of one to be on a computer, but Elroy said I could use his.
Been wondering all these years about what happend to my $20.
I'll finish the story. Me and the missus got home and it was all a complete misunderstanding. she had gone to the store (where I worked) and the guys there told her I got fired for messing with the bosses wife (they wuz kiddin but the missus didn't know that) Well, they told her i was more than likely at the pool hall, and here she comes, fit to be tied. At first I didn't know what the hell was going on and that $20 was the furtherest thing from my mind, i was defending myself. I'm just glad she didn't have a broom. Anyway we had some kids and then they had some kids then the missus got some mysterious disease and upped and died bout 3 years ago. I sure miss her.
Well, with the missus gone, I started playing pool again. Walked over to the table where I left that $20 and was kinda hoping it was still there. Course it wasn't. At least I know now that some brokedi*K college kid stole it and probably needed it more than I did. Crawfish, Iffen you're ever back in Greenville stop by and you can put up that $20 for a race to 7. I'm old now, so I'll be taking the 7, last 2 and the break. We'll have some fun. Your old friend, curt
Hey, heard all about it from some friends that are always on the AZ. Being old I'm not much of one to be on a computer, but Elroy said I could use his.
Been wondering all these years about what happend to my $20.
I'll finish the story. Me and the missus got home and it was all a complete misunderstanding. she had gone to the store (where I worked) and the guys there told her I got fired for messing with the bosses wife (they wuz kiddin but the missus didn't know that) Well, they told her i was more than likely at the pool hall, and here she comes, fit to be tied. At first I didn't know what the hell was going on and that $20 was the furtherest thing from my mind, i was defending myself. I'm just glad she didn't have a broom. Anyway we had some kids and then they had some kids then the missus got some mysterious disease and upped and died bout 3 years ago. I sure miss her.
Well, with the missus gone, I started playing pool again. Walked over to the table where I left that $20 and was kinda hoping it was still there. Course it wasn't. At least I know now that some brokedi*K college kid stole it and probably needed it more than I did. Crawfish, Iffen you're ever back in Greenville stop by and you can put up that $20 for a race to 7. I'm old now, so I'll be taking the 7, last 2 and the break. We'll have some fun. Your old friend, curt
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Can't be true!
!!!Blasphemy!!!:angry:
I would think that would get more reads and posts than the funny-pic thread.
!!!Blasphemy!!!:angry:
I realize this thread is over 15 years old, but I just found the forum. Wish I had found it years ago. I was at Happy's that day and it was a sight to see. I didn't know the name of the target, but the wife was really throwing the balls. She had sneaked in the back door, and he didn't see her coming. I believe I know who crawfish is and if I am correct, he has passed. Was a great guy and we spent many nights together in pool halls in Greenville, and even a couple pool halls in his hometown. Really wish I had found this thread years ago!