Impersonate a fellow poster thread

pharaoh68 said:
Ok. Here are a few more for ya:

1) "Well, things look pretty good here on the tournament floor. Keith's match just got called and of course, I'll be pulling for my horse! His first round was good but you can tell his trip to the craps table last night cuaght up with him mid-way through!"
JAM

2) "Give me bad rep! PLEASE!!!!"cueteckasaurusdude

3)
"Schick? Herceck? Szamboti? Pshaw!!! I make the best cues ever! $400 dollars wouldn't even pay for one of the shafts to me jump break cues because my cues are the choice of champions!!"varnydude

4) "There are no better cues out there than Keith Josey cues. Keith and I take a great deal of pride in our work and we stand behind every one of our cues! You'll love our cues! They are the bestest!!"

5) (this is for the political buffs that hang out in NPR) "I hate George W. Bush and I hate Faux News!!! Everything Bush has fed us is a lie and republicans are evil! Down with Faux news and damn all of you to hell for watching!!!"
hippiepooldude
 
ScottR said:
1) JAM
2) cuetechasaurus
3) Varney
4) Skins
5) Hondo, et al

C'mon, man! Yawn . . . . I didn't even have to break a sweat on those . . . :p

I knew all the earlier ones too I just didn't see the thread soon enough! I didn't really have a clue about #5 though since I try to stay out of the political discussions.
 
zeeder said:
Jam, cuetechasaurus, varney, Skins, JWW?!

Wow!!! Amazing turnaround time... except for one small correction. Number 5 was in fact, not JWW. Its another member who I shall not reveal yet in an attempt to allow a few others to try and figure it out.

(Man! This thread rules!)
 
Here are some tougher ones . . . .

1) "and remember that I was the payroll manager for eleventybillion employees in the days before punch cards and actual insects in the computers and you CAN pay people on the back of napkins if you have to."

2) "In my day I could throw the fastball 110+ mph and did that ever drop the panties. So, I hit it twice!!"

3) "You bunch of rasslin' watchin', raw meat eatin' hillbillies that don't agree with my politics can't play a lick either, can ya?"
 
Meucci's are whippy wet noodles and if you disagree and antagonize me I will accuse you of having ADHD.
Buckhorn all the way baby and, oh yeah, linen wraps will cause inaccuracy. Did I mention buckhorn?
 
But ...

Opie said:
"My friend COREY is looking for action. If anyone wants to play COREY then COREY will play them. Come to Ohio to play COREY 9-ball, or play COREY one-pocket, or play COREY 8-ball, or play COREY golf. COREY wants to play. I know COREY and COREY is my friend. I will talk to COREY about playing."

Corey doesn't own a jump cue, by his own admission on WPC today, so I guess you just have to lock him up .... lol
 
I'm really looking forward to attending the DCC this year. Kev and I will be flying up in our private jet. He told me yesterday while on our way to France for dinner that Josh Arieh, Tony Stewart, Rob Lowe, Leonardo Dicaprio, Rob Thomas, and many other friends of his will be there. I can't wait. I'm so excited that I'll get to see some of my friends such as Jonny Depp, Toby Kieth, Mike Tyson. It's going to be a blast!

Kisses.
Guess who
 
Hal said:
I'm really looking forward to attending the DCC this year. Kev and I will be flying up in our private jet. He told me yesterday while on our way to France for dinner that Josh Arieh, Tony Stewart, Rob Lowe, Leonardo Dicaprio, Rob Thomas, and many other friends of his will be there. I can't wait. I'm so excited that I'll get to see some of my friends such as Jonny Depp, Toby Kieth, Mike Tyson. It's going to be a blast!

Kisses.
Guess who
OMG, I'm in tears!!! LMFAO
 
ScottR said:
Here are some tougher ones . . . .

1)
2) "In my day I could throw the fastball 110+ mph and did that ever drop the panties. So, I hit it twice!!"
1pRoscoe.

(additional words added because the message was too short)
 
1. What you have is a Model Ja55Qrp from he 3rd catalogue. While somewhat rare with the Ebony forearm and MoP inlays, it was later a design they used commonly for a later series.
Let me know if you want to sell it.


2. I totally disagree, that design was used for years before they copied it. Guess there are no new designs left.:rolleyes:

3. I can make that same stick for you, minus the inlays. Minus the wrap. Minus the steel joint. For only $1000. All I need you to do is pick out the house cue you want it made from.
 
3. I can make that same stick for you, minus the inlays. Minus the wrap. Minus the steel joint. For only $1000. All I need you to do is pick out the house cue you want it made from.


Ouch!!!!
That wouldn't be me. I'd only ask for $75.
I'm lost on this one.
 
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oh wait.. come here a little closer.. let me show you how to grip it.. no, wait, well use this to practice... *unziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*.. what? This can't be wrong if it feels so right, boyfriend, what boyfriend.... wait I need to type an answer on the AZ feed... carrrroorororoorooroorooo *ohhhhhhh*mmmmmmm

*knock* *knock* crap..it's fed ex.. they're here for the checks...
 
OK, one more

<maybe too mean to leave up any longer>


Dave, who gets some small entertainment from <the flame wars> on that other pool forum one state to the west
 
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1) I don't believe there is a God, nor do I do believe there is no God. Keep in mind my favorite quote from Xena the Warrior Princess...

2) Ponderous man, Ponderous.

3) Down with irrational men with guns using initiatory force coercing you to pay sales tax on that cup of coffee. Anarchy rules!

4) I'm a student of the Austrian school of economics. Let me further educate you with this article from mises.org...

5) That's not the true definition of parallel english, at least the definition that's been understood for the past 30 years of online pool messageboard history... Remember, you don't have to bridge at the pivot point, but pivot at the pivot point.

6) Every game other than straight pool is 99% luck, and is determined solely on the break factor. We already have a championship game, and it is straight pool.
 
Hal said:
I'm really looking forward to attending the DCC this year. Kev and I will be flying up in our private jet. He told me yesterday while on our way to France for dinner that Josh Arieh, Tony Stewart, Rob Lowe, Leonardo Dicaprio, Rob Thomas, and many other friends of his will be there. I can't wait. I'm so excited that I'll get to see some of my friends such as Jonny Depp, Toby Kieth, Mike Tyson. It's going to be a blast!
"I just need somewhere to stay.... I spent my money on Shampoo."

Kisses.
Guess who

Oh and does anyone have Puff Daddy's number. I forgot to tell him something last weekend.
 
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